Shortpeople Stories

I'm 5'8, I'm tall. All of my friends are short. A lot of people find me intimidating just by standing in one spot just because I tower them!!! I also hate getting out of small cars. I also hate stretching and ending up hitting my hands on a ceiling fan! And I'm not hating on you short people but you can be really annoying.

"Get moving Hamster - before I make you." He glares down at the tiny girl with fierce dark eyes. Taiga glares right back, hands fisting at her sides. Remember why you're doing this. Remember - think about Dad - think about Dad. She lets out a measured breath and bows at the waist. "Hai Sensei!" She shouts, sharp and curt. Then she proceeds to perform the death run. ~~~~~~~~~ Hachiya Osaki was master of Nori Black High school. He is in high levels of several martial arts styles. Feared by any underclassmen, respected by those his age and older for his title 'the dragon'. And somehow he ends up a sensei for a shrimp with a lot of potential. ~~~~~~~~~~ Taiga Shima has worked hard her entire life. Worked hard to get into this school. Worked hard for her black belts. Worked hard to defend herself against bullies and anyone who thinks just because she's four feet tall and barely ninety pounds she can't do anything. Look out world. Because here comes a mini can of kickass. COVER BY ROXYBX THANKS A MILLION!

A short, clean freak approached you.... Adventure into the world of attack on titan, with Levi Ackerman and his friends!

This story is about a 15 year old midget who the society hates because of her stature and even with all this she doesn't let it get to her and then something happens that changes her life

This is my diary. I put this in Humor because my life is a joke. Also, I swear so there's your warning.

A book with collection of the funniest Short people jokes.

Kami Windstin is a state alchemist pretty good job has enough money to have food and survive, but her right arm is mechanical. When Kami was younger she lived in resembool with her best friends, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, and Winnry Rockbell. She also had a great family who loved her, her older brother, Cody, and her father. Her mother had passed away, well at least she thought. Well, pretty good life right? NOPE! A couple days after the incident of Ed and Al's mother's death, Kami's father killed her brother, and found out he killed her mother. He thought he killed Kami but he didn't. After the incident Kami lived with Ed and Al. A couple year's later after Kami, Al, and Ed came back from training with Izumi, Ed and Al tried human transmutation Kami disappeared. But, on the same night of the failed transmutation she tried bring back Cody, she ended up losing an arm like Ed. After a couple years the Elric brothers and Kami cross paths again. See what happens in the book! (These pictures don't belong to me they belong to their rightful owners!)

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL SHORT PEOPLE CULT GROUP. JOIN IF YOU DARE WE STEAL KNEECAPS AND REBEL AGAINST TALL PEOPLE.

Are you short? (Says yes) Well this is the book for you ( yells yehhhhh)

Each part in this story focuses on a different struggle, or advantage of a short person. So, I'm pretty much just going to rant. Also, I'm short, so I think I know what I'm talking about. :p

Hey guys it is me Emma and I am doing something that you all may not like so if you don't want to know then don't read this okay on that note let's get started Loves Emma

Maple...nuff said

This is a book of short stories for short people. All tall tales contained inside these pages are fictional. If you have any questions comments or concerns keep them to yourself because I probably won't read the comments because I'll most likely forget I wrote this.

The struggle is real. Here's to all the shorties.

things my two friends and i take out of context Aiko- me Arson- @caticornarson Weird- @WeirdestArrow