Spam Stories

What happens when you reply to a spam text message? (I do not condone replying to spams, DO NOT REPLY TO SPAMS EVER.)

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SPAM book 2 Fact: Jeon Jungkook is a meme.

"and I'm so sick of seventeen, wheres my fucking teenage dream?" in which you'll have to read to find out! cover by: @IamAnnabethchase2

ੈ✩‧₊˚ 𝗮 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗰𝗮 𝘀𝗽𝗮𝗺 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 ੈ✩‧₊˚ "𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦? 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦" ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which i spew all of my thoughts or when you guys get insight into my brain ੈ✩‧₊˚

❝ 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝓒𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄? ❞ all about 𝐂𝐇𝐋𝓞𝐄 . . . spam, art, musings. ❝ 𝘢𝘮 𝘐 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝓕𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑? ❞ C-CHL0EINNIT . . . 2026 !

Poetry, memes, rants, and life stories all In one book. Be prepared for a storm of gay shipping and rock bands all brought to you by a person who totally has a soul. *says in fast TV commercial voice* Some contents may trigger people and this book is not responsible for your existential crisis. But seriously I can get somewhat offensive and will make suicide jokes.

𝙄 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙗. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙒𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙤𝙬𝙡 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣. here ye here ye, gather far & wide to hear my rants, my shitposts & my thoughts...

ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴀɪᴅ "ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ'ꜱ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛ" ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴄʀɪᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴀɪᴅ "ʙᴇɢɢᴀʀ ɢɪʀʟ, ʟᴀᴜɢʜ" ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇꜱᴛꜱ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴡɪʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʙʀᴜꜱʜᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜱɪᴅᴇ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪɴɢᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ. my ocs & story plots I never got around to finishing...

In which I (Bucky) spam you with things that bother me + a possible face reveal.

PERSONAL / ❝don't eat my bread. don't look down on me.❞ bringing back the rant book... third time lucky? [a place for rambling, ranting, and spamming]

I don't know why you would like to know more about my insignificant life but sure, read if you want :/

Kpop spam of whatever! Read if you're a multi-stan and/or get bored on wattpad often, I know I do 😔 !!CREDITS TO OWNERS!! I don't own any of the memes except like one lol

iT's OuR sPaM bOoK

Why are we here, just to suffer

fuck if i die tonight im gambling with my fkn life

"No tengo suficientes votos en mi historia" "Me da miedo recibir malas opiniones de mi historia" "No se como hacer que mi historia suba de rango" "Quiero promocionar mi historia sin que me cueste" He oído esto tantas veces... Sin embargo por fin hemos llegado, somos la solución que estabas esperando, si quieres saber más, leenos. ¿SPAM? DarkParadise_Editorial

Shit about the admin and other horrible shit like that :)

literally the title headcannons i made out of sheer boredom to piss off millennials originally a harry potter headcannons book but i gave up on that real quick now its just headcannons for anything im interested in

────୨ৎ──── One-shots, quick unfinished stuff, head-canons, just random stuff so I can spam (hehe) about FB