Stupidity Stories

A crack novel with your favourite AOT characters This is bad Note: I don't own anything mentioned in this book

Chika has taken crap from everybody, nearly her whole life. Her dad thinks so low of her that he beats her up every night because of what she didn't do and none of the people at school will be her friend because they know about her. Everyday is a test for not to run away but when she's welcome into an academy her whole life changes. She finds a friend in the grumpy, handsome and mysterious Zero Kiryu and the charming, loveable and friendly Takuma Ichijo. Little does Chike know that this new world she has stumbled into is tricking her. With vampires by her side, what could go wrong?!

╰┈➤ 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗇 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗎𝗌𝖾𝗋 @𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗂𝗌𝖻𝖺𝖾 𝖼𝗎𝗓 𝗂 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝗈 © 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐞

Hoseok is head-over-heels in love with Yoongi, but there's just one tiny problem: Yoongi is as dense as a brick wall. Join Hoseok on a wild, side-splitting adventure filled with grand gestures, ridiculous schemes, and epic facepalms as he tries to make Yoongi realize his feelings. From awkward confessions to hilariously misguided plans, this laugh-out-loud romantic comedy will leave you in stitches. Will Hoseok finally crack through Yoongi's obliviousness, or will he lose his sanity in the process? Find out in this uproarious tale of love, frustration, and clueless cupids!

Sequel of 'Wanna Be A Joker But Be An Idiot Instead'. Should I rate this book as a mature book? I mean, I will curse and all that sh*t. Not only that, I will give you a glimpse of what's inside my mind. And let me tell you, once you leave this book , you sure as hell gonna be mature enough to watch //coughs// R18+ movies. Not that I recommend you. Well whatever, you will have a dirtier mind sooner or later anyway, why not sooner? *Can be read as a stand-alone book

My imagination running away with me giving me an idea of pretty much making a character who is obsessed with blue but gets angry and defensive whenever some one comments on it. So this is Ao's everyday life dealing with his blue-obsession. And giving his friends a little trouble in the flat....

Before I start you need to be warned. This is a Rant Book and some things may be a bit offensive. ❝ I don't know why, but people just seem to make me want to ram my head into a brick wall.. My god I hate people. ❞ - xAutumnLeavesx To me, humans are the stupidest thing Mother Nature created to date. Nothing pisses me off more than stupidity. And that is why I'm writing this now.

Lessons on how to survive a zombie apocalypse. ***warning**** May contain content on zombies

HahahaahahaAhaAAHa.. Kill me ....Whut? I was bored. Main inspiration was from AWolfsJourney Also, I might not be posting anymore because.. Highschool. But that won't stop me! Also, Slush Invaders belongs to Guildedguy, aka Michael Moy, and if you're that person, please don't read this book of cringe, read AWolfsJourney's fandom book, it awesome.

Random rants and stuff I need to say to something or someone. A lot of it is probably gonna be really stupid, but this is gonna be full of stupidity, and even this description is stupid because I can't explain the stupidity I'm gonna be writing about in this book. Well, I shouldn't call it a book, maybe a...thing? All I know is that it's stupid. And if you understood any of that, good for you. Cause I wrote it and I didn't understand a bit of it. Anyway, this is gonna be full of rants and stupidity(so basically my life) that I need to release to someone or something, and Wattpad has to be the best place for all that. I doubt anyone's going to be reading this, but if you are, again good for you. Not gonna be much swearing, unless I'm rage writing. In which case, rage writing will contain quite a few swears (when I say a few, I actually mean a LOT). So get ready to delve into the stupid mind of me as I continually rant and talk about stuff that I either 1. Find Important 2. Find Stupid 3. Find Funny 4. Other

This is what I find on iFunny.

I'm Back, Did You MISS Me!? OF COURSE NOT that's the point

Sehun doesn't know what he's feeling anymore. He thinks he sees Jongin as just a friend, but when his hart shatters after hearing his bandmember got himself a girlfriend he's not so sure about it anymore. Luckily for Sehun there is somebody that notices his pain, knows what he is going true because he went/is still going true it himself and he will do everything to help him change his mind about Jongin and just get trough it. ❗️[I am discontinuing this story for a while]❗️ Highest rankings of this story: #2 in Jaewoo

Kai Wang and Irene Jang, are two young middle-schoolers that are great friends, but as the 8th grade rolled around, a facade forms between Kai and Irene due to business issues. How will their life play out? What if as soon as the facade is over, they'll be nothing more but friends? What if they won't even be on talking terms anymore? Who knows? Only destiny does.

This is a fortunate story with some very good endings. Some might make you laugh, some might make you cry. These are the stories of the people I know and their origin in which I choose to believe. Read, if you dare.

By the cover you can tell that this will be a very depressing story....... ---------------------------------------------------- LOL NOOOOOOOO!!!! WAZZUP!!! I'M THE B*TCHY GIRL WHO RANTS ABOUT EVERYTHING!!! LOLLLLZZZZZZZ ANYWAYS, THIS IS JUST SOMETHINGS THAT HAPPENED OR THINGS I JUST WANT TO LET OUT. IF YOU WANT TO MEET A CRAZY GIRL WHO IS GOING THROUGH PUBERTY, PLEASE GO AHEAD. AND IF YOU'RE JUST LIKE NAH. THEN GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!! ALL CAPS-LOCK IS FOR LYFEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I AM TORN IN BETWEEN WETHER I SHOULD DELETE THIS, PUBLISH, OR UNPUBLISHED. LOLLLLLLL D͟O͟N͟'T͟ R͟E͟A͟D͟ T͟H͟I͟S͟ S͟H͟I͟T͟. P͟L͟E͟A͟S͟E͟. Y͟O͟U͟'R͟E͟ E͟M͟B͟A͟R͟R͟A͟S͟S͟I͟N͟G͟ M͟E͟.

yeah, this might also be where I post like random shitpost. enjoy the torment.

'He came out of the car with his hair swept back, no slacks nor suit, black jeans and his lace up boots, he turned around, eyes an electric blue and a set of dashing teeth too and smiled over at me' ******* Liza Jackson is a reckless girl with countless dreams; with her parents lack of presence and many wild nights filled with strong alcohol and forgotten memories, things start to spice up when her parents send her off to boarding school... Elliot Hansel is the heart throb of the school. With the help of his two best friends, he always seems to be the talk of the town. But he isn't one of those boys on the inside. He is simply a broken boy who needs someone to fix him up yet when he does meet that special someone again, everything is almost perfect. Yet at the hands of Elliot, it seems everything goes wrong when he loses the love of his life in split seconds. again... **** just saying that my chapters do get longer as you go along!

Exactly as the title says...

This is why we love Undertale like idiots. (SPOOFS AHEAD!!) They include: Funny deaths, ships, imbalance, and stupid lives!!