Technoblade Stories

"You're such a 𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐝" he snorted "And you're such a 𝐃𝐨𝐫𝐤." Xiá shot back "God just fucking 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 already!" Tommy snapped

"𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 Philza Fucking Minecraft 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘫𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬-" - After their parents' death, 17-year-old Selina "Lee" Watson moved to the UK while their brother was swept away by his dad and their sister stayed somewhere in UK as well. And then Lee starts having problems. It begins with living with Philza Fucking Minecraft and doesn't look like it'll end. At least she gets an actual father figure here. And hey, if she starts to adore a certain group of friends, then that's her business. ｡☆✼★━━━━━━━━━━━━★✼☆｡ Fuck if my IRL siblings find this, I'm going to die because I named the three siblings after us. Anyway, this is platonic! It's just about learning to adjust to cultural differences and experiencing complete and utter adoration for your friends and family. Also, Lee is genderfluid, so the pronouns change at least semi-regularly. Lastly, there are curse words in here, including but not limited to fuck, shit, dammit, jesus christ and a lot of variations of that. I know someone who curses like that so yeah, it felt natural for Lee. ｡☆✼★━━━━━━━━━━━━★✼☆｡

"I know what it's like to be used! ...and so do you. Stay with me, please." A story in which the reader becomes a Technoblade apologist. ===== Cover art credit: noelhijkm - Instagram victorempov - Twitter Highly suggest checking them out. Their fanart is amazing! Heyo! This story will somewhat follow the plotline of the DreamSMP. Not to a tea but will hit the major events. It begins during the elections and exile. However, y/n has been around since the first revolution. It'll be a little more realistic, but aspects of Minecraft are still implemented (plus one self made one ;;;). We're in for a long one. Happy reading! WARNINGS: blood, swearing, angst, and gore Status: Complete <3 NO SMUT!!! If anyone within the DSMP is uncomfortable or asks for this story to be taken down, it will.

❝I would burn the world with you, if you asked.❞ c!technoblade x fem!oc © killiths | 2021

"Stop chasing me bacon bits" "Your going to die" Y/N L/N also known as Vixere a popular faceless streamer on twitch with 35.k subs and 8.5 million subscribers on YouTube. What happens when Y/N joins the dream SMP and meets The Blood God. Warning this book is cringe, compete 100% cringe. Also this is my first story I'm posting on here. RIP. alex the blade never dies

you are a witch living alone for 500 years. you are happy in your life until one annoying young blonde comes along and makes a ruckus. you don't know that him and his family are the royals of the Antarctic land and he Turnes your life around when you meet his family, his enemies and maybe even his kingdom.

It was a very confusing situation when he woke up in the woods...not even near his home and worst of all...his polar bear was gone but hey when life gives you lemons, he would most likely turn them into something to take out his enemies or make lemonade, eh either one works. But now he has to navigate around this new world he is in and show it just who their messing with now. Disclaimer: I do not own the characters used in this story, all credit to their creators and of course RIP Technoblade.

"Dying was the easy way out... or so I thought. But it turns out Death is not how you escape living, instead it's how you get a free ticket to living forever." - You had been cursed to live forever after a tragic accident, cursed to feel the guilt of your mistakes for eternity. Because of this you had sworn off of love but as stakes are high and war is on the rise you happen to find yourself falling for your best friend who happens to look too much like your past. - "When you die the God of Death, or XD, sends you to live out your worst fears, your worst nightmare for the rest of eternity, your own personal limbo, but what happens when life is what you hate the most?" "Your limbo is being alive?" - Book 1/2 Based on the events of the Dream Smp All of the characters are based on the C!'s. If this book makes anyone from the Dsmp uncomfortable then I will either fix the issue or delete the book depending on the problem. Heavy talk of suicide and death. Started: May, 6th, 2022 Completed: March, 3rd, 2023 Completed Editing: not completed. Cover art not mine.

You, y/n, are the daughter of the god's, Aphrodite and Hades. You decide to go back to your old town, Port Elizabeth, where you ruled, but it was taken over by Dream. So when your father, Hades, the King of the underworld, aka the nether, asked you to rule as queen of the nether in his place, you take this as the best why to take back what was once yours. But what happens when you meet two new people, who you grow quite fond of? You end up falling for The Blood God and a self proclaimed God. Join Y/N on her quest to take back her old kingdom and Port Elizabeth Read further for more information... (Also, maybe I'll add some smut, Idk yet.)

Y/n, a 21-year-old L'manburgian, preparing for the election coming up. Except... the new runner up for SWAG2020 was someone Y/n never expected to see in their lifetime again. After Wilbur and Tommy were exiled, they called for a "Friend" of sorts to help them and find Y/n for them to be their spy. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is my first book, and I am really excited to know how you all like it! Feel free to leave comments along as they are nice or constructive criticism so I can make my bookstore enjoyable for all of you. I hope you like this book!

relatively easy to understand right? I mean the title kinda says it all anyways #299 Torture as of 26 Nov 2022 #45 Torment as of 26 Nov 2022 #3 aaaaaaaaa as of 6 Dec 2022 #18 connoreatspants as of 6 Dec 2022 (May not be up-to-date in the future)

After playing the game for years, the DMMO-RPG that Philza spent a large chunk of his life in is about to shut down. Yggdrasil has been his life, both figuratively and literally, and now the world he has created was about to be ripped away from him. If only he could stay forever. He knows that staying there would be far more mentally painful than staying in his current life with his wife. However, all he wants is one extra minute, one extra second, to admire what he and his friends have made; or, in some cases, what they left behind. Cover art credit goes to cainternn on Tumblr(I think)

"Then I'll start a revolution!" "For what?" "For your heart." ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　In Which,　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Two different people from different worlds clash, and sparks and love letters fly. Technoblade x FEM OC Started March 27,2021 🔊I have other books!🔊

You already know what's gonna happen just by the title

In Techno's retirement you'd visit him often or stay nights. It was fun, very fun. Till then 4 men that called themselves 'The Butcher Army' came along. Phil had told us, well Techno about it and Techno insists you stay behind. "I want to help you, I need to" "I promise you that the SMP will know you soon, just not right now" "Stay safe... Please.." "I will" "Don't die, I can't lose my best friend" "Technoblade never dies" "You better" "Go, I'll see you soon" Techno was then betrayed by Tommy and teamed up with Dream to destroy L'manberg. Techno had an ally which he trusted the most, the only person that knew him for such a long time and have never betrayed him, you. Techno had called upon you for your assistance in war, with glee the deal was sealed. Y/N lived not far from Techno's residence though it is hidden. "Who's that Techno?" "My strongest ally" Notes : -Realistic minecraft -Not aligned with the lore script but has some similar or even identical parts -I will try my best at a slowburn -(Y/N)is the goddess of creation and protection but also a female Elytrian More will be at the beginning

This is a story based on the old SMP Earth server that was played on by some Minecraft YouTubers. It won't have the same storyline just the people and factions. Maybe a few more who weren't on the server. This is centered around The Antarctic Empire which had Technoblade, Philza, VoiceOverPete, Wisp, and Calvin. Definitely look at the original series though. This AU is original to me and it goes by the name Isolated Empire AU or IE SMPE AU. The Antarctic Empire is a grand but isolated country. It plays by its own rules in the grand scheme of things, but one thing is for certain. They are powerful extremely powerful. Ruled by their Emperor Technoblade, who is a mystery to everyone. There are several legends that have told people stories about the great Emperor but none ever tell as much as people would have liked. As one of the immortals, he is a legend in that part. But it's something more for his people and the world. He is a god, The Blood God. He not human as he is above them. This is great and all but what happens when Antarctica is forced out of isolation and people really start to meet the ruler himself. Is he anything they thought him to be? And is being called a god as good as people imagine? We shall see...... Artists(These are all extremely talented and amazing people please go check them out!): Cover/from Twitter: @VSasha The Beginning/from Tumbler: whatimevendoinhere The Meeting/from Twitter: @Splashtext The First Look/from Twitter: @doodle_dizzy The Royal Guard/from Twitter: @ChrimadicIsLost Extra #1/from Twitter: @mellowkotto Highest Honor/from Twitter: @blazeshardcat Isolation (#1 of Backstory)/from Twitter: @VSasha Prisoner of Corruption (#2 of Backstory)/from Twitter: @END3RP3ARL Rise of the Blood God (#3 of Backstory)/from Twitter: @ardorserenity A Festival?/from Twitter: @inozuart

This will be Tommy centric lol :) Also! I luv Dark/Possessive SBI, melts my heart a bunch :,D angst will be there obviously cuz Tommy is a fuckin traumatized child and bench trio will also be there and so will different alternate universes.

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"What if Philza met Wemmbu and Saw Technoblade in him?"

I'll write whenever I can. I'll write almost anything except for smut.