Tryingtobefunny Stories

All I wanted was sleep.

I have no idea what am I doing. Please don't take it seriously (let's ignore the fact that there is a galaxy pepe staring at you). I will probably write something that makes no sense, sorry 'bout mistakes, english is not my mother language ! Aaand, if you are still reading this, congratulations, you are waisting your precious time on that scum :,)

all of the sides + thomas in a chat? things are gonna get a bitttt crazy . . TheOGSander: Welcome AnxiousAsAlways: why PrinceyThePrince: Because RapGod: Because wHAT? Finish your sentences Roman. DadJokes: Roman Numerals PrinceyThePrince: What RapGod: What AnxiousAsAlways: What TheOGSander: What DadJokes: I am a walrus RapGod: I don't understand

Poetry if you could even call it that...We shall see where this goes...also just a picture I took of a cloud so yeah I love clouds *Also my work don't steal it*

اهلا سناجبي معكم الانسة ليندا اريد ان ابدا بكتابة قصص اكيد لكم يا اخواتشي لتنامو عليها امزح 😂🙂 اقترحو علي قصص يا حلوين 🥰😌✌️ ايضا اريد دعمكم لي اعتبروني اختشكم 😂😂 للعلم انا ابلغ 15 يا اطفال 😂😂😂 اخبروني اي نوع قصص تريدون 🙂😌🙃 مع السلامة سناجبي 🐿️🐿️💖💋

Uhhhh, the title :))

I had no clue whatsoever to write another book about. So I decided to do something random. Hope you enjoy What Makes Me Pisses Off The Most.

Ashley Everdeen has just officially become Bryan Colton's girlfriend. Their relationship is really good but unfortunately, their relationship comes to an end due to a terrible accident. Ashley has hit her memory spot and has forgotten her latest two years and therefore she has forgotten her own love, Bryan Colton. In the process, she has also forgotten the most important moment of her life which only she knows, but has forgotten it. Bryan tries his best to tell her they are in a relationship but she doesn't listen. Will Bryan help Ashley remember to their beautiful past and unfold the dark secret?

"What's the answer to life?" "42, obviously." "How is the answer to life 42?" In which a Girl talks about her Problems

"Do you even know how worthless you are, [name]?" A cold and bitter female voice bit out. The words like a snake baring its fangs, but the snake didn't have any venom now did it? "Yes mother." [Name] murmured out, the little boy covered in bruises and cuts. He kept his head down, [hair color] hair falling into his face. He was sent to the dungeons once again, like a shackled raven with clipped wings and a broken soul. His mother smacked him across the face, her nails catching the skin and drawing blood. "look at me when I'm speaking to you!" She hissed. Why did she have to get stuck with this bastard? She'd be getting rid of him soon enough. The last thing [name] saw was his mother slamming the cage door shut and walking off. He saw his sisters smirk, pleased with what she had done. She framed him for ruining her dress and ripping it, of course mother would believe her over him. This would be the last thing [name] saw before he'd be getting sent away to pure hell.

Just a group of friends getting on each other's nerves

These are mostly gonna be based off my MB Skits and are for my followers and myself more than anything. I'm actually the person who doesn't really like to read one-shots (I get too emotionally attached to certain one-shots and get all sad when they end) but here I am making one shots LOLLL Love y'all!

Eric just began at a new boarding school. Eric just got a new roommate. She is a little strange. Eric fears she might kill him or herself. What happens when Eric begins to believe her stories. What happens when he falls in love.

Terence is tired of moving. He loved San Diego, he had friends, he was the star of the soccer team, they were right by the beach. But they once again had to move to Portland Oregon, he thinks its too cold there, that his mom somehow got crazier there, that everyone is weird there, and to top it all off he has a super annoying locker neighbor. But then he met Marnie.

Billy Willy's sad backstory:((((

'He looked as though he was about to say something but then he blinked. I stared into his big brown eyes; he looked back into my boring blue eyes. His mouth opened slightly. His gaze shifted to my bare...whoops autocorrect. BEAR printed pj's. Yet, I seized the opportunity to conjure my white belt karate skills and kick him right in his 'special place.' ----- Katia is 15, her new neighbour is 15. He's moved houses and schools. That's right, he's now in Katia's school. Predictable? Maybe. But what happens next isn't...(I hope.)

this story is about a tulip petals life as a part of a flower. it sounds pretty weird but idk what im doing with my life. this story will upload every saturday or sunday.

Damian needs an extracurricular. A random volleyball team at his high school dares to be subpar in front of him. It's a match made in heaven. [crossposted on Ao3]

Everyday obligations of the metacognitive Fish brain that is me. Sometimes happy, sometimes sad, sometimes a mix match in-between. But all the time as raw and openly possible as can be.