Tryingtobefunny Stories

These are mostly gonna be based off my MB Skits and are for my followers and myself more than anything. I'm actually the person who doesn't really like to read one-shots (I get too emotionally attached to certain one-shots and get all sad when they end) but here I am making one shots LOLLL Love y'all!

this story is about a tulip petals life as a part of a flower. it sounds pretty weird but idk what im doing with my life. this story will upload every saturday or sunday.

Ashley Everdeen has just officially become Bryan Colton's girlfriend. Their relationship is really good but unfortunately, their relationship comes to an end due to a terrible accident. Ashley has hit her memory spot and has forgotten her latest two years and therefore she has forgotten her own love, Bryan Colton. In the process, she has also forgotten the most important moment of her life which only she knows, but has forgotten it. Bryan tries his best to tell her they are in a relationship but she doesn't listen. Will Bryan help Ashley remember to their beautiful past and unfold the dark secret?

The remote controller must face the dreaded truth...no matter how painful it is🧌🧌🧌🥺🥺😭😭😭🤪

If you want to read about a 15 year old girl's life this book is right for you. No really come and join me in my "dairy" of how I'm feeling and what I'm thinking and what is happening in my life. This description sucks just like me. Read this book I'm kinda funny so it will kinda make you laugh probability not I guarantee nothing. Other then taking your time reading this shitty description or my book.

Alex is 12 when her parents suddenly make her move to New York leaving her house that she grew up in and her best friend Shawn behind. Five years later when she is 17 her dad gets involved with the wrong kind of people and create a series of horror. Alex is worried something might have happened to Shawn when he doesn't pick up his phone so she drives back to Santa Barbara but on the way she finds a group of survivors claiming to be the only ones left. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ok I would write more in detail but I don't feel like it I mean you will read it in the book well anyhow Alex stays with the group but keeps looking for Shawn an the first chapter is a symbol for later on.

Thomas (Tom) Is a boy who loves to travel with his friends when he has days off on the weekends, or on random breaks his shcool has. But, one day he's traveling with his friend, they met in a terrible accident, that changed Tom's life forever. Remake of my 1st person story: My Life Is Hard

*yawn* Excerpt from Author's Interview "No, I did not write it drunk. I was completely sober...why would you even -_-" "What? No ofcourse not...*scoffs* it isn't me. I am NOT lazy. Matter of FACT, I AM the most ACTIVE pers.." "Hey, don't cut me off. I am trying to.." "What? No, I am NOT lying. I don't lie. Matter of FACT, I have never even ..." " My mother said that? 0-0" *Takes the glass of water and sips* *D..did she also say that s..she *gulps* s..she al..also.." *Turns out the glass of water was in fact not water* The author was unfortunately not available for the rest of the interview due to an urgent call from her *checks notes* .....*clears throat*....from her mother. If the author lives to see the next day, this interview will be continued. Until then ADIOS. *waves awkwardly while laughing nervously* *author screams* *cough* This space is intentionally left blank so that y'all can introspect on your pathetic lives. *like me* *sob* Go touch grass. PS: I don't mind criticism. Be as ruthless as can be. I am still learning, no doubt my work will not be perfect. Bad, good, no criticisms, all are welcome.

𝐷𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑜, 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑡..

This is where I'm gonna write all my silly Willy stories👵🧌🥰🤭🦶

"Aha, hello travelers! It seems you've came across a book of many creatures and characters, currently they are all being changed...hopefully we'll talk again!"

The sun and the moon (sol and lune) fall in love but every time the moon restarts it's fases it forgets who the sun it

The thing with coping with heartbreak, is the fact that no one really wants to. Who would? Leila Anderson never expected her red-lipstick-and-bun look to go out of style. But when Leila's boyfriend Jett destroys her heart and rips it into pieces (literally, rips her heart-shaped 'get well soon' card) she clearly sees that her 'perfect girl' facade has totally faded away. Letting go is not that easy, and Leila learns that the hardest way a teenage girl possibly could. by joining a club for 'Especially Heartbroken Girls'. And if Leila can admit one thing, she can definitely admit that talking out your boyfriend issues with girls who've experienced the same thing is well, relatable. Highest Rank - #595 In ChickLit On 7/13/17.

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A 17 year old teenager's world turns upside down when he faces an oddly unfamiliar circumstance. He needs to find answers to what is happening...but he must do it fast because he only has 5 days to live

Hey guy's so this story is kind of a intertwine story with @mmjkelly story adopted by NateWantstobattle so hope you enjoy.

Back at it again with superhumans and aliens and abstract and the occasional dragon- Hellooooo! Good to see you! Welcome to my second art book! Digital drawings were formally made in MediBang Paint and are made in Procreate as of 2022. Raw sketches are made with the revolutionary technology of sketchbooks and mechanical pencils.

Naruto went on a training journey with Jiraya after failing to capture Sasuke Uchiha. But she was away much longer than expected. She decided to come home for a few days with Jiraya, but she's not alone. And she's a mage, and the master of Chaldea. What ? None of the art I use is mine they belong to their original owners.

I spout my dumb opinions on the Internet. For fun. And you watch my train wreck of a brain work. Sometimes all you can do is watch.. That's what my therapist says to my mom anyway.. Just kidding! I don't have a therapist anymore. She blocked me a long time ago.. I also degrade the people that read my shit bc they are either horny, edgy, or most of the times both. this will be like if an agoraphobic disturbed person wanted to make a commentary channel but was afraid to show there face. JK lol. It IS that! Okay, bye jag offs! I used the wrong "there/they're/their".. Fuck it, I'mma keep it just to piss someone off.. Lol, fuckwad

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