Tryingtobefunny Stories

Why are people so cruel They split themselves thinking their different but there all the same For hero's There's no such thing as a good hero all they run on is greed or pride Villains think that as long as their motive is right then whatever they do is right And civillans their no damsels in distress there just twisted and like watching people suffer as long as their not affected by it All of these people are the same. And I won't let eri become like them We can't trust them. So why are these people trying so hard gain my trust? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "OI HORNS COME TRAIN WITH ME." "Bakugo calm down! She might not want to" "SHUT UP NERD THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND HORNS BUTT OUT." "I agree with midoriya we should wait till she done eating" "NO ONE ASKED YOU PEPERMINT-" "Actually my name is todoroki did that smoke possibly Enter you brain on accident?" "Pfft-" "COUGH- COUGH-" The snickers of Kaminari and the choking of kirishima sounded out through the background "YOU SON OF A BITC-" "Language you little shits." Aizawa states shutting everyone up ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MHA isn't mine credit to Kōhei Horikoshi However I will be making oc's and will have changes to the original storyline I'll also try to not torture y'all with slow updates💀 AND FYI THE ARY ISNT MINE EITHER I FOUND IT AND TAMPERD IT A BIT CREDITS TO ARTIST

*yawn* Excerpt from Author's Interview "No, I did not write it drunk. I was completely sober...why would you even -_-" "What? No ofcourse not...*scoffs* it isn't me. I am NOT lazy. Matter of FACT, I AM the most ACTIVE pers.." "Hey, don't cut me off. I am trying to.." "What? No, I am NOT lying. I don't lie. Matter of FACT, I have never even ..." " My mother said that? 0-0" *Takes the glass of water and sips* *D..did she also say that s..she *gulps* s..she al..also.." *Turns out the glass of water was in fact not water* The author was unfortunately not available for the rest of the interview due to an urgent call from her *checks notes* .....*clears throat*....from her mother. If the author lives to see the next day, this interview will be continued. Until then ADIOS. *waves awkwardly while laughing nervously* *author screams* *cough* This space is intentionally left blank so that y'all can introspect on your pathetic lives. *like me* *sob* Go touch grass. PS: I don't mind criticism. Be as ruthless as can be. I am still learning, no doubt my work will not be perfect. Bad, good, no criticisms, all are welcome.

I had no clue whatsoever to write another book about. So I decided to do something random. Hope you enjoy What Makes Me Pisses Off The Most.

all of the sides + thomas in a chat? things are gonna get a bitttt crazy . . TheOGSander: Welcome AnxiousAsAlways: why PrinceyThePrince: Because RapGod: Because wHAT? Finish your sentences Roman. DadJokes: Roman Numerals PrinceyThePrince: What RapGod: What AnxiousAsAlways: What TheOGSander: What DadJokes: I am a walrus RapGod: I don't understand

After summoning something she shouldn't have Mia now lives with a demon until their work is done and over with. Can Mia survive with a demon in her house? Read to find out >:) (I have turned into one of those WEBTOON adds lol)

I like to write, but I'm too lazy to ever make a fully competent story, so I made this book to show off the random bouts of writing that I make every now and then.

they're poems. not sure what they're about. figure it out. they're weird tho. and trigger warnings: suicide

Terence is tired of moving. He loved San Diego, he had friends, he was the star of the soccer team, they were right by the beach. But they once again had to move to Portland Oregon, he thinks its too cold there, that his mom somehow got crazier there, that everyone is weird there, and to top it all off he has a super annoying locker neighbor. But then he met Marnie.

I just wanna be funny and make you people laugh. tsk tsk Tsk

Hey guys, this is just a book of random stuff, like questions, authors notes, and alot of random shet, if you have any questions you can Kik or DM me, later!

The number of reasons why peope are just weird and confusing... Only my frustration on the world.... hehe..... ?? A/N This is not for the purpose of offense. If you feel offended, I'm sorry, this is not pointing you. Or anyone actually. These are just some situations I have seen

What happens when a certain writer for humorous stories had to live with three girls she doesn't even know as roommates? Read to find out! (Mild language and violence alert!) (This is my first story so please tell me if there's any room for improvement! Thanks!)

The remote controller must face the dreaded truth...no matter how painful it is🧌🧌🧌🥺🥺😭😭😭🤪

okay so I was told to do this I'm not some wEirdo it's actually rlly just a text story but with my friends 🤷🏾‍♀️

An excuse to write a bunch of random fanfic that has no general plot. There is also a *lot* of Naegami stuff in here. (Cover art designed by me)

diary and stuff

All I wanted was sleep.

This is just a book of pick up lines my friends and I decided to do, read at your own will. please understand that this is purely as a joke, please use these at your own risk. Warning: this is a piece of shit.