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Lgbtq+ is used in this if you are uncomfortable with that you may leave! I am a multishipper and I am going to hopefully release more stories trying out the other ships I like. The ships included in this are: jeffmads, of course hamilburr, hercules x lafyette and laurens x turtles

The adventurers carry on, saving the other dimensions. Will they succeed, will they save Chief Cole and will they grow closer together in the process. See in part 2 in the trilogy.

Book cover drawn by me :3 I'm still trying to take a descent photo of the actual book cover I made ;w; (might probably use the scanner) Hello!I'm back again with my drawings!If you read the title,this is my second art book and if you want to see my first drawing book,go ahead!and don't forget to vote! And all the arts in here belong to me except when I say so.So don't save/screenshot without my permission!okay? Enjoy!~

Part of the Past Live's category of my works. This is a true story of how a 12 year old girl was attacked by what modern cultures tolerate. People unknowingly glorify s3x, k!lling, su!icide, drama, negativity, and so on. Inspired by David Goggin's Can't Hurt Me Book. "Judge it man, judge it." People do not see that children within the last 3 generations are turning into zombies and are exposed to all sorts of garbage that destroys them. Terrible actors have allowed pedoph!les to be seen as normal- no one questions them when they enter a bathroom not for them or when they demand from entitlment to have the opportunity to attack a child- especially online. Children, young teens, young adults, and parents this is for you. If you've been hurt or want to see another window into a small section of the carnivorous evil that's broken into your home. Here's you a real maddening story of how this girl's mind became p3rverted with wild fantasies and developed f3tishes and believed she was a transgender boy, trapped in a female's body. Will you allow your children to build themselves In life upon lies? Will you scour through social media to see what truly is hunting your family and their sanity? This is Not another #MeToo story, as the main character of this Refuses to be a victim and instead turns her chains into a workout to become stronger. Following Christ's lead to bear life, its suffering, its responsibilities, and other's burdens, by picking up her cross and walking with the guidance of his footsteps. Thanks be to God for his glory and mercy. And yes I made this cover myself 😎

------------------------------------------------------"Shit! Shit! Shit! I'm so incredibly sorry Mr. Palmer. It was an accident I was trying to microwave a hot pocket and I screwed it up and.." I mumble apologetically, stumbling over my words. I was going to explain to him exactly why the microwave blew up but he cut me off at that point. "Get out! Get out! Get out! You're fired!" He yelled at me, his face as red as the fire trucks that came to put the flames out. But at that point the idiot in my brain decided I should laugh. And Mr. Palmer gave me the look of death. "Are you laughing at this?" "Um yes, sorry sir. It's just you just fired me and I fired the building. You get it? Since I burned it down?" Half of my brain was high-fiving itself at its well thought out pun while the other half was inquiring what song I should play at my funeral. Maybe "stayin alive"? His face, if at all possible, turned redder as he spewed curse words at me. But I couldn't really blame him too much, I had just burnt down Brekenville's only Staples. ------------------------------------------------------ After accidentally setting staples on fire and being ridiculed by her town, Naomi decides she needs a new change of scenery and moves in with her sister Nora. She soon realizes living with Nora is going to be a lot more interesting than she thought. Living above a medium and working at the only auto-shop in town is the least crazy thing going on. When a big corporation and a 20 year old hot shot business man plan on turning their quaint little town into a hotel hotspot. Naomi and the town decide they have to do everything they can to undermine them. With one brooding, sexy lumberman, a medium,her sister, and friends. They all have to come together to plan the perfect operation of sabotage. ------------------------------------------------------

I am a lazy procrastinator whom does not want to work on real story's that might make me not-useless. So I've decided with my 'oh-so-helpful' brain that I'm going to write at least one chapter for every day of my life. Sometimes I'll write 7 in one day, or just 1, and A/N; Authors notes don't count as a chapter. I'm sorry this might suck, but I will also be interacting with you all! If you comment something that catches my eye {or anything my poor eyesight can actually see} I will respond to you in the next chapter or two! {Unless you comment late (like a month after I post it) then you shouldn't expect me to see it anytime soon} Thank you for all being humans, good day!

Welcome my yaoi Fans,Cosplayers,and Nekos. This is my new book Diabolik Roomates with lots of smuts.. comedy...and sads senes in this book. There are five old friends that totally forgot each other. As they all come back together and decides to live with each other.Yuki,Haru,Rei,Hisoka, and Takaharu are buying a house in the live city of Tokyo. On one of a rainy day,hisoka finds a boy so wat that looks around 20 in a alley way. He decided to bring him back to the other four. Until he gets back on his feet so they wanted him to stay here. Lets just say they will have a hard time with the new boy around. But does this lost boy actually catches all of the friends eyes of enterest.

Do people even read these? Anyways, this is a book filled with heck-a-cheesy quotes and random stuff like that.

no words but pizza

Ever since Emily Daley moved out of her house after turning eighteen, she's been looking for a job. So far, no one's been willing to employ her -- she never ended up finishing highschool because of the sudden death of her mom in her senior year, and the trauma that followed. She needs employment to be able to pay for her basic needs while she tries to find a college that will accept her... but it seems no one want her. Finally, her uncle Larry invites her to come with him on one of his shifts working as a night guard at a museum near her apartment. If she ends up liking the job, he's certain he can pull a few strings and get her a job with him. But Emily ends up getting a lot more than she bargained for in the process....

this allows you guys to ask me any questions you may have

Jocelyn has always hated love. She doesn't understand how someone can fall in love. There is also one big roadblock that's stopping her. How is she to love when she can't even love herself?

In the world of Galacia, lived the five packs--Those of Flame, Wind, Shadow, Mountain, and Stars. The rivalries betwen the packs set them on the brink of collapse. Amongst these four packs, a wolf named Lynx resides. She discovers something that may alter the future of the packs forever.....but will she be prepared to handle this, or will she fail, and bring her world as she knows it down with her?

I don't know why I'm writing this but here. One gets attacked by a vampire and has to hide it. Yes I am going to add myself in this. If you want you can switch me and you around. Just enjoy this for what it is.

Yeet or be Yeeted