riyacharles6
Welcome to the ultimate roast session disguised as a fanfiction.
If you came here expecting:
a shy cupcake girl who "oOps fElL iNtO hiS aRmS 😳👉👈"
a 7-ft mafia CEO who has anger issues, daddy issues, mommy issues and WiFi issues
a plot held together by vibes, trauma, and Google Translate Latin spells
main characters who fall in love in 0.5 seconds because ✨destiny✨
...then congratulations, babe.
You're in the splash zone.
This book exists for one reason:
To roast every lazy, delusional Y/N trope that has terrorised the internet for a decade.
Watch Y/N Seraphina Angelica Moonlight Diamond-Rose Montgomery-Rathore,
5 feet of pure menace and thongs,
emotionally traumatise an 8-foot Mafia-Werewolf-CEO-Demon-Hybrid-Former-K-Pop-trainee-turned-Ghost-Hunter
while breaking every fanfic rule known to humanity.
This story has:
💋 Zero logic
✨ Maximum disrespect
😈 Unpaid therapy sessions
🔥 Supernatural fencing matches using Rasgullas
🌚 A plot that refuses to behave
If Wattpad clichés were people?
This book beats them with chappals.
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📌 DISCLAIMER FOR SENSITIVE SOULS (POLITE BUT STILL SAVAGE)
This story is purely a parody/roast of shallow Y/N fanfic tropes that:
have no character arc,
forget the plot halfway through,
glorify toxic behaviour,
and rely on ✨"He looked at me and boom I'm pregnant"✨ energy.
It does NOT target:
well-written fanfics
talented authors
complex Y/N stories with depth
creators who put effort into world-building
This is all comedic, exaggerated, unserious chaos.
If you're sensitive... sweetie, this is your sign to scroll gently away.
If you love chaos... welcome home 💋😈