Historias de Weirdos

THIS IS THE WEIRD CLUB FOR WEIRD PEOPLE WHERE WEIRD PEOPLE CAN BE TOTALLY WEIRD AND TALK TO OTHER WEIRD PEOPLE!!!! P.s only a weird people counted how many times i said weird in the at one sentence

All the stupid(ly funny) stuff I hear outside of school. Trust me, you'll be questioning my sanity after this. The second book is available on my profile! To read the best bits from my school days, check out "Weird Things I Heard in School" 1 & 2! {Highest ranking: #484 in Humor as of 6/19/17}

*Sigh* Wtf have we made.

Amy:WE ARE STUCK IN THIS TINY THING!!

Random ways how people die

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Just fan theory's that we came up with :D

Genders: Boys: Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio Girls: Gemini, Leo, Saggitaruis,Capricorn,Picses, Aqauruis Genders might change!! This Zodiac stories thing is stories about Zodiac signs and how they live their life in a normal day!!!

In order to quote on quote, 'break' a bitch: you need to remove all her resources. Good thing I watched Mean Girls the other night. Warning: This story has the writing of a sailor. A sailor with good grammar.

What do you want Tyler my boy best friend Asked. Hmmm he hummed you know what I want. I want malice. I looked right in his Eye and said,and saidddddd suck my dick Bitch. Ohhhhhhh every one says. He glared At me and walked up to me. You see he said That's why I want you,you aren't scared to Be naughty to me. I put my middle finger Up and put it in his nose. Don't ever I Whisper in his ear come near me you Hear. yeah yeah I hear he said. He walked away putting his hands Over his hoes.

This is a Marauders fan fiction. This is where the Marauders bulky Tessa Newton. Tessa Newton is in love with Sirius Black. Tessa is one weird girl. She's the sort of girl who bursts out laughing when things are too silent. She has a great sense of humor and good looks. She had blonde hair and striking kaleidoscope eyes. They keep changing colours so you don't know what colour they are. She has a type of smirk which screams out "TREBLEMAKER!" She has a death glare which can make anyone back out of the room- even teachers! She has a horrid past. Her dad died when she was eight. She lives with her mom. She was close friends with James Potter, until she got too depressed of her dad's death, so she started shutting him out. She likes to talk to herself a lot. But she's fairly popular between the school. She loves dancing and singing a lot. So....can she get over Sirius Black?

what the ****. am i really going to write in the spiritual section. am i going to write at all?. supposed to be fun and what's even funnier that my English is bad, spelling is even worse. and the worst is yet to come is that i am going to talk about my life!. BOOM. not exactly, its actually my life besides the lives of the one thousands, three hundred and seventy-eight people around me who are in their mid twenties or about to get there, who are using Instagram so everybody thinks they're cool except themselves. and have sex all the time except they don't wanna admit it sometimes even to them selves ( 'cause hello i haven't mentioned that i live in the middle east so sex kinda not allowed..at all) . anyway, back to the point. they are so fucked up mentally even if they don't have any mental or physical attitude at all. i mean it (hello again, i'm included). or is about goals or maybe about love. and trust me each one of the thousand's something believes they're damned because of love.

I don't know about you guys, but I am unpopular at school. "Pshh, that's weird." "Teacher's pet." "Retard!" Are a few things that I hear often that are geared towards me. Little do they know, I don't care. Learn a little more about my life when you read my journal.

hiiii this is @swetatje & myself @ari-ari16 's first story eveerrrr!! omg hope you like it! :-) ps. I lovvee yew PROLOGUE you heard the screaming of the fans singing the lyrics to our songs, it was like...a dream come true. we never actually thought this would happen......this what I want....no what we want......our moment. we are.......'BACK IN BLACK!!!!!'

ja*yah and j*y have just met over the summer, j*y found interest in ja*yah and he shot his shot.jj( their ship name ) talked for a bit and things were pretty fun and heart warming.the flirting was heavy in their convos and they spoke everyday for about a month. until he asked the final question "will you be my girlfriend?"

Hi guys! To be honest, I've never written a book on wattpad! Or anywhere believe it or not 😂. I'm actually going to try to write a book for a very amazing person: The one and only....DRUMROLL PLEASE.......!!! MY BESTIE ERIN! This might seem really boring and stupid to some of you peeps oh there but who cares?!?! This book is for you Erin! You're the best! Thanks for putting up with my weirdness! I'm letting people read this so they know I've got such an amazing friend as you and so they know you're moi bestie! Just reminding that if anyone dares to hurt you in anyway they'll be 6 feet under in my new yellow, summer-themed body bags! P.s.I don't mind you guys reading this though! Don't worry about it! Go ahead and read! Just saying that if someone hurts her, you'll most likely end up dead or in a coma 😊. Anyway, I'd love you to comment any questions you want to ask me or tell me any suggestions! This book will tell Erin about things that happen when I'm not with her and my gratitude and thanks towards her for being there when nobody else was. Thanks for listening Erin, I really appreciate it. I seriously do! I don't know what I would've done without you. Id be completely lost. I'm also going to be share all our weird and crazy (or shall I say creatively insane 😋) memories for us to always remember! E.g. Me giving out neighbour a nosebleed! Anyway, that's a story for another time...let's start the book!