Wit Stories

Don't own the Stormlight Archives, that is Brandon Sanderson's. We want to honor his amazing books with really stupid fanfiction. Luv u B Sandy, pls don't sue The Stormlight Archives high school alternate universe. Kaladin is the new kid at Highstorm High. How will he navigate the treacherous hallways? His dad wants him to join the chemistry club, but Kal has always dreamed of the field, the football field. Will Kal make it at football fencing tryouts? especially when Mr popular, Adolin Kholin, the coolest of cool kids rules the school and the fencing football team. Adolin is determined the team does not need Kal, especially after the stunt Kal pulled. Highstorm High has a big game to prepare for, against their rivals, Everstorm High.

When an eccentric temple prophecy declares that a stoic, overstressed actor's life is metaphysically tethered to a random overseas fan, he expects a catastrophe. Instead, he gets a sharp-witted, unbothered consultant who treats his high-profile meltdowns like an interactive sitcom. Can an actor used to playing a role learn to drop his armor, or will his chaotic new "co-pilot" write a brand-new script they both never saw coming? DISCLAIMER - This work is a completely fictional story and a work of pure imagination. While certain names, (such as Est Supha, the LYKN band, William, etc.) have been used as aesthetic inspirations for the characters, this story has no connection whatsoever to the real-life personalities, personal lives, agencies, or actual events involving them. All events, plots, and character dynamics depicted are entirely fictional. Reader discretion is advised.

"caashaqii baadida Noqday", sheeko xannuun badan oo jaceyl ah, halkaan ku danbeeyey !?

LINKLE GETS U PREGNANT WITH THE POWER OF TANGERINE FARMES (SPICY SQUIRT)

[STAR WARS x HARRY POTTER] "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE." A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ... ANAKIN SKYWALKER is willing to do anything to become a JEDI KNIGHT. So when master OBI-WAN KENOBI and the JEDI COUNCIL agree that he is to travel to the mysterious planet EARTH to attend HOGWARTS: SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDY, ANAKIN enthusiastically takes on the challenge. Only learning the ways of the FORCE is harder than ANAKIN expected; distractions are plentiful, homework is always due and his Masters are demanding. Not only that, but another CHOSEN ONE threatens ANAKIN's claim to the title. So far from the sandy planet of Tatooine, ANAKIN discovers what being a student of the FORCE truly entails. . A Harry Potter x Star Wars crossover. Set prior to the events of Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

We are tragic comedies. Yes, you too. Live & laugh.

Incendia is my name. Orphan, Fire Elemental, Pyrophobic, and currently leading a very ironic childhood. And being chased by a dragon. That too. But I'll get to that soon enough...

"Come on, it'll be fun." "Fun? You call putting toads in my stepfather's wardrobe fun? Did you forget he's a sorcerer?" "Did you forget I'm a wizard?" "In training, Fai." "Pfft, give me another ten years. Besides, him screaming like a little girl would be worth everything!" "...you do know defense spells, right?" "Who do I look like? Merlin?" "Let's put these croakers into the underwear." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ed is training to be a knight and has a best friend who happens to be a wizard in-training to help him get through the horrors that not even the sanest of the sane can deal with: his stepfather and his stepbrothers. Daily dosages are enough to drive many to froth at the mouth and swirl at the eyes. One night he happens to chance upon a beautiful girl, things click and just "fall into place". Until his stepfather and stepbrothers ruin everything. Again. Not to fear, that's what his best friend is there for. And no, he doesn't turn them to toads. No, there's something even better... Read this boy-Cinderella story and become enchanted by the wit and not-so graceful encounters you will face inside... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Copyright © 2013 (made 2012) by Kshipra Sawant. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without prior permission of the author.

Rick gets a very dangerous mission. Will he come back alive and meet his darling Ari or will their story be another Romeo and Juliet. I wrote this as an entry for the love in time of tragedy

BRO wit Is fucked rn 😡-

Y/N is an aspiring journalist, who wants to make a name for herself. She'll do anything to make it big; even fraternizing with Seoul's notorious killer, "Scarface". Will her dreams come true, or will she fall pray to one of the criminals many charms? ⚠️ Warning ⚠️ Some Content Is Intended For Mature Audiences: • Suggestive Humor/ Content • Language ** I genuinely wouldn't recommend to anyone under 13; for the sake of my conscience.

Hi there. Myself Jo. I'm in my fiftees. (Don't want to add 'late'! 😉) Complexion err... I'm not filling up a matrimonial ad. Mind u, I'm still not unfit to apply. I'm not old as it may seem. After my retirement I simply had no other commitments except my family. When I thought about what else to do, I can never be the chaiwala Ramu who sells chai. Yes the same one who sells it in our street. Neither am I some sort of Shakespeare to write plays. So I found you to tell my stories. What I tell you must be strictly b/w us. ok yaar? Alright (I told u I'm reverse ageing like Benjamin Button, imitating many of ur text messages here). No, no. I never checked any of ur phones for that purpose . I've picked up ur text language from here onwards. Hope u don't mind. That's how well I know u youngsters ,ok!😉 If u agree, come on in.

this is a story that entails everything your heart could desire: romance, drugs, sex trafficking, college dropouts, and whatever else i can think of!

A scientist on the edge of a universe shattering discovery, a girl excited for her engagement, a madman. How do they connect? Well, it's a little... disjointed.

A witty and relatable poem that uses the familiar proverb "Don't worry about tomorrow..." to highlight the irony of human behavior. "Tomorrow's Troubles" explores the pitfalls of overconfidence and unrealistic planning, offering a gentle but insightful critique of our tendency to blame external factors for our own mistakes.

Vampire was forced by her chief to bite my friend leana and I and the vampire and I became friends by talking over somethings .A healer then healed her friends along with her and they did not have much taste foe blood anymore .We also opened a studio for our personal use only , after we had dance practise after school everyday.

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