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Charlie Morningstar is desperate to get her concept of a hotel that redeems Sinners off the ground. However, that desperation leads her to taking in a small, inky demon hiding a mysterious origin and a terrifying secret. Yet, with a little hope (and a lot of singing), can she prove to both Heaven and Hell that even the soulless deserve a chance for redemption, or will both she and her new friends be pulled down into the inky abyss of madness that haunts her new tenant's every step?

What do you

It all started the day Kuroo was bored. Now, Kuroo, Bokuto and Tsukki have ended up in the middle of nowhere, with no phones and no idea what to do. Join the trio as they embark on crazy adventures!

I think the title says it all, but this book is about me! From some of my interests, to some of my struggles and everything in between!

A love story 😌 (This is going to be very cringe btw and shouldn't be taken seriously lol) ⚡️ TOP MARKS #8 in wacky

my name is Savanna and sorry if this is crap this is my first fanfic and also this might have a little advanced shipping and here as well and it might have a little bit of bad words in here not the f word nor the s word so you are good the only bad word in here is crap damn and other stuff that you will see later on

A sentence a day said by yours truly, Rich.

Follow Minty Guy (and his sister Kinopia) in his first-ever story. This is a fan story of the Super Mario Series, and it focuses on the idea of what the every-day person's life may be like. This is also a finished version of two stories put together, enjoy! All rights reserve to Nintendo.

These stories won't make any sense

can you outrun the arrows? they follow you don't you see? you can never escape the arrows they'll always find their mark. a spam and randomness book

Some of my random thoughts that kind of sound like quotes (used to be called "Quotes") but I changed it to this so yeah. It just tells you about the many things that go on inside my head. *I DO NOT OWN ANY PICTURES USED IN THIS BOOK* Hope you enjoy. Bye!~

Farha*Adnan Farha being the only girl in the family with two awesome elder brothers.Beautiful,funny,amazing.She met Adnan the fit young handsome guy. Follow the journey to see the love life of Adnan and Farha. I am not good at description but you won't regret reading the book.

(This was made a few years ago. Please bear in mind that this was my first ever attempt in creating a novel. With it being the first ever, it SUCKS.) "There's so many things I don't know how to explain in this world, but I know that we have to live with this nonsense!" Ten-year-old Emi Lemons lives a peculiar life. She has a peculiar name, a peculiar mother, lives in a peculiar neighborhood and perhaps the strangest thing of all, a peculiar ability to destroy anything by accident from her own anger. The world seems to be so confusing to her that she doesn't expect it to get any weirder, until a bird the size of a human tells her that he's taking her to an entirely different country with people exactly like her. Now, Emi has many things that she could call peculiar, and it's up to her to figure out how to live a life like this without being consumed by the unknown, because if she doesn't, there's no turning back to sanity. This is my first story ever so it might be a little bit rough around the edges when it comes to the story telling.

100% canon story that happens after the main plot of poptatoland this is so stupid lmao

Every rose has its thorns... Everybody has secrets it's just that some are best kept that way. Sins and inner demons... Sick, twisted hopes and dreams... Would you dare tell your Darkest Desires!

Most people die when going through portals. They pop like a balloon going through a vacuum cleaner. But some people are strange. Some people have the correct genetic structure to not only go through portals, but to make them. However, with every potentially dangerous thing there tends to be some sort of law enforcement. That's where the PMB comes in, The Portal Management Bureau, there to make sure everybody is in the right place and nobody's using their abilities to spook people such as humans who are still unaware of the bustling life on other planets. This is the story of 4 of the unique individuals known as Portal Hoes. Well- That's still a working group name but one of these individuals suggested it and nobody could think of a better one. They are: Malachi, The Area 51 escapee with a love of human culture but a complete disregard for life and law. Lucie, The human our for a fun time that wants somebody to play Just Dance with. Vincent, The agent with a bad reputation and friends in low places. He's been to prison so you don't have to. Azure, The naive and trusting rookie who would take photos of everything if he was allowed because Polaroid cameras are cool. *Contains swearing and violence. There could be some genocide in the future. We'll see what happens.* *Please ignore the cover it's hard to make covers that don't look like they were made by a 2 year old.*

DNA is a boy cursed. He is rich when he wants to be poor. He is soft when he wants to be intimidating. But, worst of all, he wants to become the world's greatest rapper but he doesn't have any hint of street cred to his name. So, what can he do? It's obvious, isn't it? He's got to assemble a crackpot team of hardened warrior types and blast through Europe on a quest to find, destroy, and dethrone the current number 1 ranked most evil man on Earth. Only then can DNA get street cred. Only then can he make it out the mansion.

"Then why did you give me the paper plane." I asked when he finally answered. "Did you ever think maybe it was a symbol or a test?" My eyes widened at this. What does he mean a symbol? "A symbol for what?" I almost screamed through the phone. I was really getting aggravated now. "Ya see, I have this theory about life Adalyn. Paper is like life. It's tested by how much weight can be put on it, until it's fragile material collapses under the pressure. You are like a paper plane. I knew this. I thought you could handle the pressure. You have handled it well, but that doesn't mean I like you. It was a test. Which you passed." he said softly into the phone. Highest Rank: #222 in Teen Fiction (12-24-14)

These are weird XD

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