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Sasha is a mother who is done. Her whiskers are frayed, her eyes are permanently drooping, and her two twin sons, Hammer and Cheese and Ceiling Fan, view the entire forest as their personal chaos playground. Hammer and Cheese is convinced he's a tactical genius who can interrogate a pinecone, while Ceiling Fan spends 90% of his time trying to fight the sky.
This is a story about a family trying to survive the unthinkable: a sister named Timuthy Wyd who is a sentient mud-cylinder, a niece who accidentally fades from existence when things get too stupid, a hippo named Poland in a neon-pink princess dress, and a tiny, crime-fighting kitten named Refrigerator that can turn into a ten-foot-tall, crime-fighting appliance.
Join Sasha, her perpetually stressed bodyguard Jasper, and a revolving cast of characters as they face down squirrel armies in top hats, fire-eating beach cats, and the ever-present threat of the "Dumb-nado." It's less book and more manual on how to keep your sanity when the world (and your children) have gone completely off the rails.