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Dear Robot Diary,
The worst has happened. I don't know how to explain it because it's really weird. No, you think you know which weird I meant but weirder! Like that time Marmie and Banana took that bike trip to Ohio but only made it halfway because Marmie had a dream that her uncle's sand paper factory was about to be shut down, so they came home and found a monkey in their barn! What ever happened to that monkey? Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right-- weird, worst, happening, now!
It is officially day two, count it, two of freak week. And guess what? We are all feeling confident. TOO confident. For the first time EVER we are all leaving shelter and going on...oh freak week...WHAT ARE WE DOING?!?!
Remember when I told you we all let out our deep darkest secrets? No, I did....no I know I did...robot diary I did. Seriously though what DID happen to that monkey? Oh right, nm deepest, dark, secrets. Ok well, NOW, everyone is so confident they are living out their inner desires! Like Mr. Kevin literally started to hip hop dance! Which might have been cool had be not popped his hip back. Oh and Banana just broke up with her ungendered banana. It was kind of cool in a weird sort of way--
Banana was all "Look, banana. You're great. Ungendered. And that's rad. But, it's too much. You're always in my napsack. And I need y space" and the banana would just stare and her. So of course Banana could handle it "See! You always do this! You don't talk! You just listen! I need a talker!" And then...she did it. Banana ate the banana. Then cried for an hour.
Marmie was way worse. Did I tell you she could sing? Not, well, but she could. She actually signed up for the upcoming musical! Oh boy that's going to be a must see audition! But, that's not the worst of it! The worst is ME!
#WritingWithGrace