Wtf Stories

If ya wanna hear me rant bout random stuff, add this to your library

Talksy z One Piece!

preghierine Stray Kids. Stray Kids little prayers.

Hell survived Vox's little crash-out session, and a certain four demons are pretending that means they're perfectly fine. Alastor keeps smiling, keeps the radio humming, keeps everything neatly under control-because needing anyone would be a weakness, and he refuses to be caught with one. Especially now, at the height of his power. Unfortunately, an old emotion he once tried to bury is resurfacing, aimed at three people he very much does not need it for. Husk still acts like he's one bad hand away from walking out-but he doesn't anymore. He listens. He stays. That's new, and he hates how much it matters, especially now that the number of situationships around him has made actually giving a damn a real pain in the ass. Angel Dust is still stuck under Valentino's thumb, worked harder than ever now that Vox is out of the picture. Between survival and exhaustion, he doesn't have the time-or the energy-to process the fact that his feelings might be real... and worse, that they might actually work. Lucifer does what he does best: acting perfectly fine. He hides behind charm and smiles, telling himself that the unfamiliar thump in his chest is just delusion-that his heart couldn't possibly start beating for anyone again after Lilith. He doesn't realize he's already proving himself wrong. Against all of their better judgment, this relationship isn't built on fairytales or destiny-but on four broken demons avoiding affection as hard as they can, only to stumble into far too much of it by complete accident... and slowly, reluctantly, learning how to live with it. Somehow got 1# on wtf 1/5/2026

We've read it all. Falling for the Badboy. Falling for the African. Falling for the Nerd. Falling for the Weirdo. Falling for the Atheist. Falling for the 78-year old Billionaire who is so rich it's unreal. Falling for the Werewolf. Falling for the Vampire Falling for *insert celebrity*. You name it, but have you heard of this one? Don't think so. This is merely a parody book, don't get offended. .

([*THIS IS MY AU OKAY DONT ATTACK ME THIS ISNT CANNON*]) I also don't own any of these characters unless you count the bugs lol ⚠️ WIP ⚠️

Shits bout to get real

Everything about him... Seems magical

Why? Because life XD

Literally the title. Literally. ---- 12/17/19 Edit - I literally just gave up on this 1/24/20 Edit - PEOPLE STILL READ THIS SHIT?? 4/17/20 Edit - 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ 8/3/20 Edit - i love you :D

AHHH WHO DOESNT LOVE A BIT OF BULLSHIT?

Just a crap load of incorrect quotes from FE games (mostly Three Houses) And yes, I deleted the previous books because I didn't put sources- ships and crap btw I'll put a Fates or Awakening quote in every now and then If the source says "unknown" and you know where it came from, feel free to tell me There's a crap load of explicit language, so b e w a r e •w• oh my god this book is ranked so highly, thank you so much-

Elmo and Rex are both puppets who have it all. Or do they? The hate they have towards they have towards eachother is not the only thing they have in common. They both have more than enough money to sustain themselves, rich some may call it, but the loneliness is their biggest dread. How will working on a crossover show change their lives?

Just some pokmon memes I created All chapters have 5 memes

(THIS IS NOT MADE BY AI) ⚠️ Welcome to the story of foxy and Bonnie, they are all adopted by Vincent who discovered them differently at a young age. Other characters also make an appearance in this story who were also adopted by Vincent such as chica and ballora. Foxy and Bonnie discover love for each other after years of living together and they must help one another with their problems. CAST: Vincent (48 years old) Bonnie (17 years old) Foxy (17 years old) Chica (18 years old) Mangle (18 years old Springtrap (17 years old) Ballora (20 years old Freddy (16 years old Nightmare (19 years old) Content warnings include: self harm, depression and lots of heavy language. P.S I forgot to mention this is a domestic AU (AKA they live in a suburban neighborhood but don't worry they still have certain attributes from their canon.) (Oh and also chapter 1 is shitty I know I will fix it eventually.)

An attack on Titan Levi x reader Fanfic! This story only contains 6 chapters so indeed this is a short story :3 'I'm lost' You said in your mind. You turned your heels to change your route when you heard loud footsteps. When you look back, you saw a freakin' TITAN! Holy Crap! *Throws Potatoes to people* RIP Sasha *sigh* Just kidding, just read this crap, I promise, you will regret it :) Actually, if you really dont wanna waste your time, just get out of my book this is a trash seriously. I don't get offended that easily so feel free to put violent reactions when you finish the story! xD Well, I did warn you guys thought...haha anyways Attack on Titan doesn't belong to meh, 'kay?! All rights reserved!

idk where i was going with this.

Succulent quotes from my dear mother without any form of context (now with some random quotes from other people)

A book where I rant about all things Naruto!! From ships, to show, to fanfics, the fan base and sooo much more!! I will even be criticizing my own ships and fan theories!! And yes, if you have something you'd like for me to rant about, I will gladly do so! So hop an the rant bandwagon and join me as I rant about everything Naruto!! (I'll even include character interviews and one-shots!!) Requests are open!! Is this crack? yes. Is this purely for entertainment? yes. So feel free to suggest ideas and topics you'd like for me to rant about!!♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Happy Reading!! XOXO Tsukasaamane16♡♡♡♡♡♡