Wtfisthis Stories

yeah read the title

based off of the song by taylor swift, about an insane girl named Alice and her loving (u sure Alice?) boyfriend Sam

sorry its an o.c, I just really wanted to write this ^^;

Jocelyn and Lucas have been next door neighbors since they were five. The only bad thing is that they absolutely hate each other. One day at a party, Jocelyn and Lucas make a bet. Jocelyn has to have a boyfriend in at least two months or her well kept not so pretty secret will be exposed to the whole school. Will Jocelyn be able to do it or will her secret be exposed?

colleen hoover is mid as fuck - vinda. © lcvenderhcze brainrot platform

Y/N arrives in poggers highschool as a transfer student! what friends, enemies, and even BOYFRIENDS will they make?>!>!

WHOA. A BOOK I WILL (NOT) UPDATE. We're gonna pretend that my Angelica x Reader and my other book NEVER existed. Mk? Mk. I will update this sometimes because I have nothing better to do with my life. I'm back on Wattpad and never again will I delete it.

My life sucks. This book is cringe and it will cause deadly cancer. I'm not responsible if you die while reading these lyrics. This is just me putting Vocaloid songs in Google Translate and it will be in English

You wake up one morning, the unquenchable hunger turning in your gut for one thing, and one thing only; A croissant. - Jesus can't forgive me this time, please bring some holy water

Random stuff. Lots of rants in here. If you want to have a peak into my life/my frustrations, here ya go!

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idek at this point 💀 curiousity made me do it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *All credit belongs to rightful owners*

All from my group chat pretty much

idk why this still exist

Ben Daniels is a popular and wealthy senior in high school who wants a change of pace. He's tired of mindless get togethers with his childhood friend, Chell, and her group of elites. When social outcast Wren Early comes back into school for the first time that year, Ben can't help but be intrigued. She's mysterious, lonely, and most importantly, doesn't speak a word. Getting her to open up is next to impossible. But one night, Ben stumbles out of a party drunk and his life unavoidably changes. Ben is pulled around in multiple directions as he makes important decisions in his love life, for his future, and in his friendships. Sorry I suck at writing :))) Please leave comments if you have anything at all to say! I'd love to hear what people think!

It's random.

"𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕣𝕦𝕟 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕖!" "𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗳 𝘄𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘂𝗽 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹! 𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲." "𝕎𝕖'𝕣𝕖 𝕓𝕠𝕥𝕙 𝕘𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘, 𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕖'𝕝𝕝 𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕦𝕡. 𝔸𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦." - Two lost souls Gryffindor ~ Slytherin Both in the afterlife after the war They work together to go to paradise [Warnings: story is shit :) ]

onism (n.) the frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time, which is like standing in front of the departures screen at an airport, flickering over with strange place names like other people's passwords, each representing one more thing you'll never get to see before you die-and all because, as the arrow on the map helpfully points out, you are here. kind enough to bloom, mean enough to thrive