Yomama Stories

Boys don't cry. STEVE HARRINGTON © 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖊𝖗𝖞

Wanna make your grumpy friend happy again? Kewl! Read this book. There's many different types, Yo Mama, riddles, knock knock jokes, and just some normal ones. have fun and have a laugh or two.

Wouldnt you like to know weather boy? - whatever. Ill tell you. But you must remain quiet.. For the mechanism might be listening. Years of this monstrous thing has been wandering as we know it , the planet Earth, now simply a big place of wonders, bodies, scraps and muffled screams of the victims. It has been like that since an unknown apocalypse has spread around the Earth.... Who had done it and why? Why does the government keep it a secret? Why is SUCH a things as few pieces of metal and gears are feared by humanity? WHO created that thing? Here in the base is basically everything safe excpet some mediocre sickness.. But if you wanna know some real sickness...Just go outside... with our main character... Jirka.

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This is a joke book but not only jokes, it is also filled with riddles, awkward moments, realized happenings, knock knock jokes and others. Well, we hope you enjoy this book. *ADD, VOTE, COMMENT AND SUGGEST!!*

its a real oneshot of the anime lego with why/enn the

I'm bored asf

UwU Obama is a sus daddy to Dababy Car

Book Cover by me! - There will be NO smut or Lemons or Limes in here. Especially for minors!! I also won't be writing about Abuela. Because.. No. - I've also decided to not do any character x oc requests. - I'll write small fluffy hc's for antonio but nothing heavy considering he's a child. more considering a sibling loving sibling relationship!! or just a platonic friendly relationship! - I'll do characters such as: Camilo Antonio Mirabel Luisa Dolores Bruno Isabela (carlos) - Sorry, I won't be writing anything with a character whos already in a relationship!! - Feel free to request certain scenarios for hc's like Angst and fluffy certains! - Disclaimer, I do not own any characters from Encanto nor do I own the story line. All fanarts are not mine nor do they belong to me! :) ~ ᴅɪꜱꜰʀᴜᴛᴇɴ, ʟᴏꜱ ᴀᴍᴏ ᴀ ᴛᴏᴅᴏꜱ!

"𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪,, 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙣𝙚𝙧." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- STATUS : HIATUS ! CHAPTERS : 1/? ;; TWS : MENTIONS OF D34TH

Okay so- About my Ch book rq I mentioned I'm no longer in the Ch fandom and I've moved onto the Vocaloid, and Warriors fandom- This is my "Fresh Start" or some shit understood? Yes? good. Also the cover is supposed to represent a child's drawing. Warning ; Mentions of blood, LGBTQIA, Some slurs, A lot of cursing. Attention; I will be accepting types of request in a different book for things like, fluff, smut, lust, Oneshots, etc...May be declined and I may close request sometimes but when that happens I will most likely be here; (REQUEST; OPEN) Watch out for; Photos of my cat, Mentions of my cats, Drawings, or random photos that may not relate, (Please warn me about these instantly, I will delete these if it makes people uncomfortable to see cats, and kittens or photos of idk the land? I will take them down after a while so enjoy them if you see them ig) Drawing info ; Will only be related to the story or to previous pictures, Will NOT be doing smut and lust types of drawings- no matter what - and I will be including them if you request a chapter in a diff book and if you also request a drawing with it- that's it. N/A Info; Will most likely not be put in a chapter unless emergency, like ; Hospital types of emergency, Breaks, Birthdays, Days-off, Funerals, But most N/A's WILL be put once a chapter is done, not all chapters will have one. Quick info; I will either post a chapter daily or weekly! I would love to hear what you think of my chapters I will try to reply to everyone as soon as I can We don't talk about my pfp it lives it's own life. Hope you have fun! Everyone is welcome to read this and comment things, No matter how man they might be!!!!!!!!! ILY 😽 ✨🥺🥰😛

this is just a random story where I talk about things I want to talk about so... yeah I guess that's all

Harry potter Blondes Yo mama Drunk Johnny Qoutes Hunger games Twilight

"PAPI?!" Kenny screamed. "Stupid" Liam said

Meint read this it's for someone

hot and sexy smut

This is just for book ideas,pick anything but don't make it too hard like Homestuck or any Anime stuff cause I don't bother reading or watching...

Uh this is a joke of my ship so yeah

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