Yomama Stories

Hey man I'm dating your ex now Cool, I'm eating a sandwich...... You want those leftovers too?

This is just for book ideas,pick anything but don't make it too hard like Homestuck or any Anime stuff cause I don't bother reading or watching...

This started as one of my rant based short stories but I'm really starting to get attached to these characters, so I've decided to make it a full novella. Yay me. Read it if you want. Here's a summary (or if you want a sample you can read the first two chapters in my brainstorming log, Beaucoup de Mots (parts 3-3-3 and 2-2-2-2.) Feline has a routine- and she hates being called Feline. She goes by her middle name Rita, and maintains a prestigious place among her high school social hierarchy. When the status quo is suddenly disrupted, Feline has to cope, and she does so with the most unlikely company. Enclosed you'll find a description of Feline and her fall from perceived grace, and into the embrace of organized chaos. Some of the dialogue in this story is in Afrikaans, so once I'm done with the narrative, I'll provide an addendum with translations or maybe I won't lol.

"but most of all, I'm sorry" tears started to fall down my eyes "I'm sorry for breaking our promise" she paused "Our promise of forever" -Hariana fanfic-

Levi gets a text from a unknown number

A fanfic for Brian Gordon and me!!!!! My platonic lovers!!!!! #speakingfromtheheart

Again it's not mine. All credit goes to youtuber Yo Mama By: Brody Foxx cover made by: Me #2 on yomamajokes unknown date up until 06/1/2019 #393 on jokes June 10, 2019. From #3 to a #2 I owe it all to you readers and voters alike. Cause I was like whhaaatttt??? I haven't been active here since junior year and this happens thanks to all of you dahlings 😘

𝐴 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑖𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑎 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑖𝑑𝑜𝑙 𝑎𝑡 𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑝．

" You just sold your sold to Satan. He's gonna make all your dreams come true. You're gonna be famous by next week Adrian. But theirs just this teeny weeny cost." Said Tyler The Creator. " And Whats that?" Asked Adrian. " You're going to hell when you die." He said. Adrian stood there shocked. But when they told him it was over, he goes home. But when next week comes a Movie Producer and he asks him to play in his next hit movie, named The Conjuring. Before he knows it, he's famous. And its like he dreamed, Paparazzi, Girls, Screaming people, and autograpghs, and best of all... MONEY! But does Adrian really want to go to hell? Will he accept it or will he find a way to get out of it? Or can he? Find out in The Illuminati.

From Knock-knock to Yo mama, every joke that would make you laugh your butt off is here. Stop looking for that joke book that really cranks you up, this is what you've been looking for, mate! This book is packed with 101 jokes that I guarantee you'll love. Go ahead and tell your family members, your friends, and your granny these awesome jokes! Disclaimer: these jokes are from other people but I won't mention some of them here, because of reasons. Credit to all thoose people. @Copyright 2015

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˜"*°•.˜"*°• why are u always sad when you're not with me? i need you more than ever girl, but forever girl, i'll be lonely. •°*"˜.•°*"˜ a story in which a lonely girl who simply needs some friends stumbles upon two twins. 𝗽𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 started: 15/11/21 finished: ?

Made these jokes with my squad! XD

Okay so- About my Ch book rq I mentioned I'm no longer in the Ch fandom and I've moved onto the Vocaloid, and Warriors fandom- This is my "Fresh Start" or some shit understood? Yes? good. Also the cover is supposed to represent a child's drawing. Warning ; Mentions of blood, LGBTQIA, Some slurs, A lot of cursing. Attention; I will be accepting types of request in a different book for things like, fluff, smut, lust, Oneshots, etc...May be declined and I may close request sometimes but when that happens I will most likely be here; (REQUEST; OPEN) Watch out for; Photos of my cat, Mentions of my cats, Drawings, or random photos that may not relate, (Please warn me about these instantly, I will delete these if it makes people uncomfortable to see cats, and kittens or photos of idk the land? I will take them down after a while so enjoy them if you see them ig) Drawing info ; Will only be related to the story or to previous pictures, Will NOT be doing smut and lust types of drawings- no matter what - and I will be including them if you request a chapter in a diff book and if you also request a drawing with it- that's it. N/A Info; Will most likely not be put in a chapter unless emergency, like ; Hospital types of emergency, Breaks, Birthdays, Days-off, Funerals, But most N/A's WILL be put once a chapter is done, not all chapters will have one. Quick info; I will either post a chapter daily or weekly! I would love to hear what you think of my chapters I will try to reply to everyone as soon as I can We don't talk about my pfp it lives it's own life. Hope you have fun! Everyone is welcome to read this and comment things, No matter how man they might be!!!!!!!!! ILY 😽 ✨🥺🥰😛

- "𝔄 𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔣𝔲𝔩 𝔰𝔬𝔩𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔯, 𝔞 𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔨𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞 𝔥𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔣𝔲𝔩 𝔭𝔬𝔢𝔱." ☠︎︎✍︎♕︎ 𝖳𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗅𝖽𝗂𝖾𝗋, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗈𝖾𝗍, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝖾𝖾𝗍. ~ 𝖶𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗅𝖽𝗂𝖾𝗋 𝗎𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝖺 𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗋𝖾𝗍 𝖺𝖿𝖿𝖺𝗂𝗋, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗈𝖾𝗍 𝖺𝖽𝗆𝗂𝗋𝖾𝗌 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖺𝖿𝖺𝗋. 𝖨𝗇 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗆𝗉𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗁, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗐𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝗆𝖾𝖾𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝖻𝖾𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁.