Zucchini Histoires

Sometimes I write funny things and have nowhere to put them. So I'm going to post them here. There might be short stories, goofy thoughts, or spoof articles. Basically anything too long for my message board or too disturbing. Enjoy the chaos!

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Joe and Sara find a zucchini on the floor and Joe falls in love

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𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎?

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Yala goes to zozoland to free zalanda from zucchini's dungeon and on the way they fall

Rᴜɴ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴛɪᴍᴇ sᴛᴏᴘs ᴛɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ

" Gordon had spent all day yelling at these self-proclaimed chefs, and had some time to spare. " •This book contains is not rated at anything, but a general warning to the public is there are sexual interactions in this book • I would also like to state that this is a joke fic, please for the love of god don't take it seriously

Zake Kingson, age 17, is a prince trying to get away from the royal life. not wanting anything to do with their fancy and high expectations of living. All Zake wants to do is have a life of his own, one with his childhood bestfriend and one where everyone was happy but of course... Nothing good ever comes to a member of royalty, does it? He wants to run away from all his past mistakes and just to leave it all behind. He just wants a peaceful life with his bestfriends and girlfriend. And that all leaves what he wants to say. The words that Zake's mind wants him to say, His unspoken words...

Baked Oil-Free Zucchini Fries Vegan, although a great alternative to traditional baked potato fries, provide a different texture,variety to french fries.

might just talk, catch up with old friends

"No! I can't just pick 3 people and let other people be sad and upset!" I cried! "Sorry but it has to be this way..." Mr. Bates sighed....

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This is literally the title. If you dig random random, then this is for you!! Have fun reading this random random stuff!!! Regular-maybe!-updates! Here's a preview: Zuchinni is good. Just kidding. I actually hate it, with a passion.

Draco's just like any other boy. Wait, no he's not! He better. Years after Draco Malfoy graduated Hogwarts, his never ending, year long diaries are found and published for your enjoyment and Draco's monetary gain. This first installment documents Draco's first year, as he navigates feelings of wealth, popularity, and jealousy. Critics say- The most honest view of Hogwarts yet! -Kcathy Murlspeilgh, Wizardry Weekly It's so great to see others talk about their excessive amounts of money. -Rich Richard Richie Richman Rich I didn't read this all the way through but my ex girlfriend said it was good. Come back Sharon. -Melcin Roo

"The Great Zucchini Caper" is a humorous and heartwarming story about two siblings, Sammy and Lucy, who learn the importance of sharing, forgiveness, and honesty through a series of mishaps and adventures. When Sammy snatches a zucchini from Mrs. Jenkins' garden without asking permission, he and Lucy get caught up in a zucchini-stealing caper that leads to a wild chase around their house and yard. In the end, the siblings learn to put their differences aside and work together, and they are rewarded with a tasty treat from Mrs. Jenkins. This contemporary story celebrates the values of honesty, forgiveness, and cooperation and is sure to delight children with its humor and charm.