Absurd Stories

Alexandra van der Wansem - fashion icon 👠, certified menace 🚨, and the queen bee 🐝 of Macca-Villacrosse - just got absolutely obliterated by a car 🚗💥 (don't worry, the car's fine 💅). Now she's in a coma 🛌 looking expensive and unconscious 😴✨. But plot twist: her soul floats up to ✨Cloud Drama 9000✨, where she meets an ✨angel✨ with a clipboard and zero chill 😒📋. He pulls up her karma receipts 📈📉 and-yikes-homegirl's been AWFUL 😬 (like... "stole candy from a child and then body-shamed the mom" kind of awful). Her punishment? Reincarnation. As. A. Stray. Chihuahua. 🐶🧼🗑️ RIP the glam life. To return to her human body, Alexandra must complete good deeds ✅🤲 as a yappy, fluffy, attitude-packed rat dog 🐾. But then-plot twist #2-a hot, emotionally available, probably-sad-but-in-a-sexy-way man 🧔🔥 finds her and takes her home 🏡. Now Alexandra, trapped in a tiny dog body 🐕, catches feels 😩💘 and is 100% ready to risk it all to smash 💥. The man, obviously, is CLUELESS 😵‍💫. Will she earn enough karma to wake up? Or will she stay trapped in a dog's body... hopelessly in love and painfully horny? 😭💔🐕

[READ]: This book contains strong language and mentions of violence. Suitable for a 16+ demographic. The book cover is originally drawn by the author themselves, too. The debut installment of the HYDRA web novel series. With the passage of time, the empty seat of the Director of the Sombre Arts remains void of any of the art's successors sitting on it for years. Its recent possessor of both seat and title mysteriously vanished and was presumed dead due to extensive searches throughout the continent of Agmadoren with no leads. However, instances of chaos began appearing without reason throughout the entire nation of Galamona; the balance of natural law descended into madness, as if foul play was involved. Would our protagonist, a champion of the Maidens of Darkness, find the source of the blight that begins to seep its mayhem throughout the peaceful nation? Set in a fusion of a steampunk world filled with European-Asian inspirations, read more as you delve into this whimsical, fantasy web novel with political play, as well as an extremely detailed look at the various creatures, magic, and locations scattered in the Path of Cathedra.

a depressed boy gets reincarnated into the world of SKIBIDI TOILET (THIS IS A REPOST OF MY SKIBIDI REBORN NOVEL AND YES I AM THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR I LOST MY MAIN ACCOUNT SO I AM USING THIS ACCOUNT INSTEAD!)

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

Abandoned by the famous novelist who gave birth to her, Evangeline is being raised in a trailer park by a scruffy cat who smells like burnt toast, and the wind-up chambermaid (with key and torsion spring built-in) who found her in a laundry hamper. The teen years of a misunderstood artistic genius are tough. Her dreams of becoming a writer got quashed in infancy, and she only manages to earn a few crumbs of approval after she pivots to ballet. Too bad they come from Miskomin, the cheeky liar who lives a few doors down. As Evangeline's adolescence unfolds, the appearance of an unexpected competitor erodes her burgeoning self-confidence, and a predatory artistic director attempts to rewrite her entire world. Her desperate reactions to these influences and her subsequent return to storytelling bring her inner demons to life. Literally. Eager to master herself, Evangeline tackles a series of monsters, operates a murderous sewing machine, and befriends a sentient doll. Her misadventures help unearth latent abilities and force her relationship with neighbour and frenemy, Miskomin, to undergo a surprising evolution. As her creative journey unfolds, Evangeline gains the understanding and experience she needs to face the final boss: Herself. Will she learn to look beyond the artist she wants to be and accept the person she is? *I'm writing this novel as I go. This is a rough draft. I update every Friday evening Eastern Time. **Note regarding chapter images: AI is devastating the environment. Instead of continuing to use it to generate chapter images, I thought it would be fun to instead post non-ai images created by fans and digital artists eager to promote their work. Interested in contributing? Contact me via Discord: bjorkobirka. Artwork will be credited to the artist, and I can share the artist's contact information if desired. PG images only. Thank you!! I very much hope this story finds the readers it resonates with. Shout-out to my fellow weirdos!! Happy reading!

A series of strange and epic stories from an imperfect fantasy utopia. Get ready for lots of action, drama, mystery, comedy, and absurd situations. Where YOU are the main character in the series. 😏 rating 14+

When Princess Jelly takes off with her father's golden wings, she didn't expect to find LAND. A Princess from a kingdom that stays floating above the clouds, now seeing this truth, turns everything she knows about her kind, her kingdom and her father into a spiral of lies and truth. Follow Sqaure, Mayonnaise and Princess Jelly on this adventure searching for both the truth and a way back home. That is... if home ever was home...

They say Pomni met six people on her first day at the circus. Don't be too sure about that. Caine controls everything, after all.

A strange, absurdist, science fiction comedy.

This is a short story about a cabinet door and a man who needs to cook. The door refuses to open and so the man takes extreme action against it.

Hi I am Clarkson and I may have just move to the most cursed place on Earth and with nothing to do to better cope with the horror I thought I share my experience of living in a place that makes hell look like Disneyland.

The Archena's Sebuah sekolah berasrama yang dipenuhi kehangatan. Ada begitu banyak kenangan yang sulit dilupakan dari tempat ini-tempat di mana canda, tawa, suka, dan duka bercampur menjadi satu. Archena, sang kepala sekolah sekaligus pemilik Archena's School, bukan hanya sosok pemimpin. Di balik ketegasannya, ia begitu disayangi para siswa. Baginya, asrama bukan sekadar tempat tinggal, melainkan rumah kedua. Para siswa bahkan akrab memanggilnya Buna, karena kehadirannya mampu menggantikan sosok seorang ibu. Di asrama ini, cerita-cerita terukir bukan dengan tinta di atas kertas, melainkan lewat momen-momen kebersamaan. Dari kekacauan kecil di dapur, rebutan teman, hingga keisengan yang bikin geleng kepala-semuanya membentuk warna tersendiri dalam kehidupan mereka. "Bunaaa, Hajel gosongin dapur lagi buunn!" "Yaya juga ikutan, buunn, bukan Hajel doang!" "Bunaaa, Sunoo-nya Vio direbutin Mahesa sama Vanoo buunn!" "Bunaaa, Azzura godain anak kelas sebelah buunn!" "Buunn, Snow manjat pohon kayak monyet!" "Buunn, Chayra dibilang ompong!" "Bunaaa, Diego kemana buun, Zoyya kangen!" "Bunaaa, Nella suka curut buunn!" "Allahuakbar... anak-anak ku..." Begitulah keseharian para penghuni asrama Archena. Mereka tak pernah berhenti menguji kesabaran kepala sekolah yang sekaligus mereka sayangi layaknya seorang bunda. Mau tahu bagaimana serunya tingkah mereka yang di luar nalar? Mari kita intip bersama cerita mereka ☺

3 job's 3 disasters

Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories. The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient. They have no idea they're in a video game. To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling terminally online bosses are incomprehensible entities. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense.

Alors qu'Angie s'ouvre au monde, le chemin tracé par son héritage familial pèse lourdement sur sa vie. Elle n'arrive pas à se conformer aux attentes de son entourage, bien qu'elle y mette sincèrement du sien. La rencontre de Nina viendra alors chambouler sa vie et son futur, qui paraissaient pourtant idyllique d'après les dires de sa famille. Comment les parents d'Angie accueilleront-iels les changements dans la vie d'Angie ? Arriveront-iels à la comprendre malgré ce nouveau chemin qu'elle emprunte malgré elle ? L'amour filial saura-t-il en mesure de surpasser les épreuves qu'il rencontrera ? "Déshéritée ?" est un roman en cours d'écriture, la suite n'est jamais bien loin...

A "holiday" in Ireland goes completely off the rails when sheep, suits, and chaos collide-nothing is safe, and shenanigans are guarenteed.

A bald 9ft tall walking intrusive thought causes mayhem in dunloch it's up to gilla and i to stop them.

hanya cerita pendek yang tiba-tiba muncul di kepala saya.. monggo di baca... =)

I thought dying would be dramatic. Fire, screaming, maybe a few world-ending disasters. Nope. Turns out, death comes with fluorescent lights, endless paperwork, and a cubicle overlooking an endless void. Meet Mason: former human, now demon, employee #672 in Hell's most chaotic HR department. Between misbehaving souls, angry vending machines, and divine interference from a newly appointed human god, Mason has one question... How the heck did I get stuck here? Comedy, chaos, and a hellish first day you won't forget.

You've heard the stories-Saya the scam artist, the sacrificial virgin with a dagger under her skirt, riding dragons and robbing paladins blind. But there's a chapter she never meant to share. This is that chapter. When the war-host of the Sisterhood of the Red Dawn razes a town and calls it liberation, Saya ends up conscripted-shaved, shoeless, and force-fed slogans in a bootcamp full of zealots with matching warpaint and no sense of humor. The Dragon? Hiding. The girls? Brainwashed. The punishment? Sticky. No loot, no backup, no exit plan-just Saya versus the most terrifying matriarchal cult on the continent. She survives on spite, sarcasm, and a well-timed bite to the hand. These are the missing pages. The itch, the rage, the betrayal, the buns. The truth behind why she really hates drum circles, and what happens when a dragon finally comes back for his girl. Raw, filthy, and very sticky. This is the story between the stories.