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In a seemingly rational and structured environment, Cassandra built a reputation as a sharp, measured, and almost personally untouchable figure. She was known for her controlled emotional distance and her ability to read power dynamics without ever announcing it. Then there was Gojo. A figure who never explicitly crossed the line-but consistently shifted it millimeter by millimeter. Their relationship was never announced. Never officially discussed. But at every event-people began to sense something hard to define: an aura of elegant, quiet, unstated ownership. Their relationship wasn't about drama. It was about mutual control being tested. About who would acknowledge the shift in position first. This was a story of reputations shifting before feelings were acknowledged. Of ownership never announced, but always felt. And of two people too intelligent to call what was really happening.

What happens when the world's smallest country decides to become the world's biggest problem? In short? They won the lottery. Then they bought a country. Want more details? Anton has been selling electrical cables for 11 years. Ștefan organizes birthday parties for a senator's dog. Both hate the Romanian state. When they win €11 million in the lottery, they have a brilliant idea: why pay taxes when you can flee and buy a country? An absurd comedy about patriotic tax evasion and microstates."

AOT Parody takes the iconic cast of Attack on Titan and throws them into situations far more ridiculous than any Titan invasion. The Walls still stand. The Scouts are still dramatic. Levi is still short and dangerously competent. But this time, the real threat might be their own personalities. From over-the-top training exercises to absurd mission briefings that make absolutely no sense, the Survey Corps must survive exaggerated rivalries, painfully unnecessary speeches, and the kind of chaos only Eren could accidentally cause. Friendships are tested. Sanity is questioned. And somehow, Levi is still the only adult in the room. No grand conspiracy. No secret masterminds. Just the cast you love... behaving slightly worse than usual. And here's a slightly sharper version with more bite: In AOT Parody, Titans aren't the only problem. Eren's dramatic monologues last too long. Armin overanalyzes everything. Mikasa's loyalty reaches mythic levels. Jean thinks he's the protagonist. And Levi is one inconvenience away from early retirement. This is the world of Attack on Titan turned sideways. The stakes are lower. The chaos is higher. And absolutely nothing goes according to plan. Disclaimer: This is a non-commercial fan work inspired by Attack on Titan. All original characters, settings, and concepts belong to their respective creators. This story is created purely for entertainment and parody purposes. Cover artwork was created using digital design tools and AI-assisted software. Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction inspired by Attack on Titan. I don't own the original series or its characters this is just for fun and not for profit. The cover image was created using digital art and AI tools. This story was developed using the author's original ideas alongside modern creative tools for brainstorming and structural refinement. Visual elements and conceptual design were created with the support of digital creative platforms.

„Pamiętnik Pająka" to mroczny, intymny dziennik pisany z perspektywy obserwatora żyjącego na granicy snu i jawy. Każdy wpis to krótka historia splatająca codzienność z symboliką, niepokojem i czułą brutalnością myśli. To opowieść o wrażliwości, pamięci i chaosie ukrytym w drobnych momentach - czytana jak sieć: fragment po fragmencie, ale najlepiej działa, gdy wpadniesz w całość.

"Spider's Diary" is a dark, intimate journal written from the perspective of an observer living on the edge between sleep and wakefulness. Each entry is a short story weaving everyday life with symbolism, unease, and the tender brutality of thought. It is a tale of sensitivity, memory, and chaos hidden in small moments - read like a web: piece by piece, yet most powerful when you fall into the whole.

Vampires are supposed to be mysterious and terrifying. Not in the case of Titianus Vespasianus de Suckula. What does he bring to the table? A long name, an even longer list of dramatic titles, and zero sense of boundaries. Kelsey has normal human patience - and it's running out fast. Meet the vampire who won't take no for an answer, and the girl who very much wants him to.

[READ]: This book contains strong language and mentions of violence. Suitable for a 16+ demographic. The book cover is originally drawn by the author themselves, too. The debut installment of the HYDRA web novel series. With the passage of time, the empty seat of the Director of the Sombre Arts remains void of any of the art's successors sitting on it for years. Its recent possessor of both seat and title mysteriously vanished and was presumed dead due to extensive searches throughout the continent of Agmadoren with no leads. However, instances of chaos began appearing without reason throughout the entire nation of Galamona; the balance of natural law descended into madness, as if foul play was involved. Would our protagonist, a champion of the Maidens of Darkness, find the source of the blight that begins to seep its mayhem throughout the peaceful nation? Set in a fusion of a steampunk world filled with European-Asian inspirations, read more as you delve into this whimsical, fantasy web novel with political play, as well as an extremely detailed look at the various creatures, magic, and locations scattered in the Path of Cathedra.

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

The nine Mercenaries, who have long worked as relentless engines of war at Mann Co. with their signature brutality, are now forced to deal with the unique nature of Kivotos' students through a new program initiated by Mann Co. itself. Can they truly become "Sensei" to these halo-bearing, heavily armed students? What kinds of absurd adventures await the Mercenaries in a place utterly alien to them-the city of student, Kivotos? Let's follow their excitement and chaos in Menacing Mercenaries Mashup! (Cover made by AI)

a depressed boy gets reincarnated into the world of SKIBIDI TOILET (THIS IS A REPOST OF MY SKIBIDI REBORN NOVEL AND YES I AM THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR I LOST MY MAIN ACCOUNT SO I AM USING THIS ACCOUNT INSTEAD!)

Abandoned by the famous novelist who gave birth to her, Evangeline grows up near an abandoned theme park where ballet is taught from the ballroom of a crumbling castle. The teen years of a misunderstood artistic genius are tough. Early experiences quash her dreams of becoming a writer, and she only manages to earn a few crumbs of approval after she pivots to ballet. Too bad they come from her smart-ass competitor, Miskomin. On her rise from mediocrity, Evangeline is thrilled when Magda, the artistic director of a company in need of a sixth dancer, lays claim to the park. But things go awry as Magda attempts to rewrite Evangeline's entire world. To further complicate things, Evangeline's sporadic forays into story writing bring her inner demons to life. Literally. While contending with her monstrous off-spring; navigating an ever-shifting relationship with her frenemy, Miskomin; and adjusting to life under the power of a vampiric task-master, Evangeline gains the self-knowledge and confidence she needs to face the final boss: Herself. Will she learn to look beyond the artist she wants to be and accept the person she is?

Sinopsis: Apa yang akan kalian lakukan jika tiba-tiba terbangun ditempat asing dan dikelilingi orang-orang asing juga? Lebih buruk lagi-saat kalian mengetahui bahwa kini kalian adalah istri dari pemeran antagonis dalam sebuah novel, seorang pria yang lumpuh dan bisu. Terdengar mustahil, tapi itulah kenyataan pahit yang harus diterima seorang mahasiswi jurusan Cyber Security, yang tanpa peringatan terlempar kedunia fiksi yang tak masuk akal. Dalam sekejap, hidupnya berubah drastis. Dunia yang ia kenal lenyap, digantikan oleh realita fiksi, di mana ia harus hidup berdampingan dengan sosok yang seharusnya dibenci bukan dicintai-dan akan berakhir dengan kematian. Lantas, apa yang akan dilakukan gadis itu? ----------

Beneath the gilded tower of the Banks Corporation lies a secret, a new machine designed to devour knowledge and art in the hopes of fueling a new revolution. I was tasked with learning how to master this mechanical replacement for the human spirit. What is the Banks Corporation planning, and will any good come of it?

In Brussels, three students summon Satan to become rich, loved, and respected. Bad news: he answers. Very bad news: he sends a touchy demon and a hellfire that doesn't burn walls... but egos. In an ordinary apartment tower, Guillaume a trainee firefighter nicknamed "Little Matchbox" tries to contain the blaze while his lieutenant calmly finishes his fast food. The building's caretaker guards his tower like a sacred relic, a brilliant lawyer refuses to be "ordinary," and a fallen Belzebuth discovers that even his own fire no longer obeys him. The result: flaming shoes, collective hallucinations, existential breakdowns, and a demon losing his horns in public. To survive, they'll have to stop trying to shine... and learn to stand together. Because this kind of fire can't be put out with an extinguisher. It's extinguished with humility.

A random AU I'm accidentally made, About The Beast who we're a Teacher, also a Human (Of course since I suck at describing Cookie Body part or sum). Or they also known in the School as The Legacy Breaker since they are Break the Legacy they we're once made. And also The Ancient Cookie also will be in the Story too since why not? But it's mostly about the Beast. Still gonna used Their name since I can't even think what kind of good name for them. ˚ ༘♡ ·˚꒰The Context꒱ ₊˚ˑ༄ Finally the Students can go Back to Middle school after A year of break from school after The Senior Graduation... And also other Problem too. But there's also some New Teacher that Some of the Students feared and Afraid of Who was The Legacy Breaker, The FIVE of them, Which is made the School day become Nightmare for the students since Most of them are Strict and also Knowing how bad their Reputation are in the past that still be remembered by the All of the Old Teacher there. Until there are a Group of Student known as 'The Gifted Legacy' who is currently trying to help them (Yes, metally, Physically And also Emotionally) Since they are The Trusted Student by the Late Old Principal who wanted them to help these people. Since he even himself doesn't know what to do anymore with them, and also He passed away last year, so The Student had to keep the promise To help their new Teacher. So in short: Pure Vanilla try to befriend Shadow Milk Who are now trying to get him away and also Try to corrupt him that Lead PV turn into Emo. Dark Cacao try to help Mystic Flour to not Believe in Apathy since it's unhealthy for her who had been believed in Apathy since High School. Which is a long period of time. Hollyberry accidentally become Eternal Sugar Private Therapist + Listener. Golden Cheese try to beat the crap out of Burning Spice Cookie to make him released that Everything is shouldn't be destroyed. And White Lily Become Officially Silent Salt Therapist + My little Pony

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On America's favorite TV show, the only prize is getting out alive. Daniel is an affluent Senator's son who has just been disowned over his gender transition. When he's thrust out of his home and into the public spotlight, a bounty hunter targets him for a deadly reality show where Daniel teams up with a street-smart orphan. They must play to win because that's the only way to survive The Elimination Game. COMPLETED Wattys 2018 winner in The Originals category Wattpad Featured Pick June 2018 - Blast to the Future Past Wattpad Featured Pick December 2017 **THE COMPLETE WATCHERS TRILOGY** Book 1 - WATCHERS (Watty Award winner 2018) Companion Novella - KILLERS Book 2 - FIGHTERS (Wattpad Featured Pick) Book 3 - DESTROYERS

|| ONC 2026 || Martin Marvingale lives by two rules: work hard and put others first. So when a baby dragon rips a hole in reality above his freshly planted petunias and the desperate fairytale land inside begs him to step in as their king, he says yes. Turns out, their old king got cursed with zombie-ism, and now a horde of undead nobility are ravaging the countryside. The castle is suffering from a bad bout of slime, the peasants are one more cancelled festival away from revolting, and none of the local lords (who aren't brain-eating monsters) seem to be interested in lifting a finger to help. His only hope at putting things back to rights is to make nice with a princess who hates his face -- and the fact that he might have accidentally just stolen her job. Undeterred, Martin plans to win her over by being the best king anyone could ask for. Which would be a little easier if he knew what a fairytale king was supposed to do exactly. Or how he was supposed to look. Or... anything about his kingdom, really. In retrospect, maybe he should have asked a few more questions before taking the job.

Spoiled Cleo upgrades from cruise ship to pirate ship, becoming lucky wife number seven to a captain with more blubber than sense. Shockingly, she finds that unlimited rum and stolen jewelry aren't all they're cracked up to be. She plots escape with Amari, the only pirate who can read, proving that freedom is the ultimate luxury item.

In this "Hitchhiker's Guide" meets "Dungeons & Dragons" darkly comical fantasy... Depressive 50 year-old struggling artist Hodge-Podge Heirloom gets drawn into one of her paintings and discovers a fantastical and ridiculous world of swords & sorcery, magic & mayhem, monsters & beasties, and popcorn & anthropomorphic pets. Despite her crippling fear of doors, she must get over her social anxieties, her clumsy low self-esteem, and work around her ADHD to somehow bring both good AND evil together as one army against an Ancient God that wants nothing more than to see the entire universe simply go away. A new chapter (hopefully) released once a week(ish)!