Absurd Stories

"𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞." Lucifer's daughter handles sinner appeals, punishment assignments, and an eternal afterlife of being over-looked. But when a catastrophic system error sends innocents to Hell and sinners to Heaven, Evie has to navigate overlord chaos, placate vengeful sins (and virtues), and stop a full-scale uprising. All before Divine Shutdown annihilates every soul in Hell. Seven sins, a meddling Heaven, and an ego bigger than Hell itself. Luckily Lucifer's daughter and a reluctant cast of virtues are there to make sure nothing runs smoothly.

A strange, absurdist, science fiction comedy.

You were just a young man living on the streets. Trying to survive with a smile on your face in an indifferent world. But who would have thought that simply chasing a cat in the woods would lead you to a new fantastic world? rating 14+

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

When Princess Jelly takes off with her father's golden wings, she didn't expect to find LAND. A Princess from a kingdom that stays floating above the clouds, now seeing this truth, turns everything she knows about her kind, her kingdom and her father into a spiral of lies and truth. Follow Sqaure, Mayonnaise and Princess Jelly on this adventure searching for both the truth and a way back home. That is... if home ever was home...

The Archena's Sebuah sekolah berasrama yang dipenuhi kehangatan. Ada begitu banyak kenangan yang sulit dilupakan dari tempat ini-tempat di mana canda, tawa, suka, dan duka bercampur menjadi satu. Archena, sang kepala sekolah sekaligus pemilik Archena's School, bukan hanya sosok pemimpin. Di balik ketegasannya, ia begitu disayangi para siswa. Baginya, asrama bukan sekadar tempat tinggal, melainkan rumah kedua. Para siswa bahkan akrab memanggilnya Buna, karena kehadirannya mampu menggantikan sosok seorang ibu. Di asrama ini, cerita-cerita terukir bukan dengan tinta di atas kertas, melainkan lewat momen-momen kebersamaan. Dari kekacauan kecil di dapur, rebutan teman, hingga keisengan yang bikin geleng kepala-semuanya membentuk warna tersendiri dalam kehidupan mereka. "Bunaaa, Hajel gosongin dapur lagi buunn!" "Yaya juga ikutan, buunn, bukan Hajel doang!" "Bunaaa, Sunoo-nya Vio direbutin Mahesa sama Vanoo buunn!" "Bunaaa, Azzura godain anak kelas sebelah buunn!" "Buunn, Snow manjat pohon kayak monyet!" "Buunn, Chayra dibilang ompong!" "Bunaaa, Diego kemana buun, Zoyya kangen!" "Bunaaa, Nella suka curut buunn!" "Allahuakbar... anak-anak ku..." Begitulah keseharian para penghuni asrama Archena. Mereka tak pernah berhenti menguji kesabaran kepala sekolah yang sekaligus mereka sayangi layaknya seorang bunda. Mau tahu bagaimana serunya tingkah mereka yang di luar nalar? Mari kita intip bersama cerita mereka ☺

Hi I am Clarkson and I may have just move to the most cursed place on Earth and with nothing to do to better cope with the horror I thought I share my experience of living in a place that makes hell look like Disneyland.

I thought dying would be dramatic. Fire, screaming, maybe a few world-ending disasters. Nope. Turns out, death comes with fluorescent lights, endless paperwork, and a cubicle overlooking an endless void. Meet Mason: former human, now demon, employee #672 in Hell's most chaotic HR department. Between misbehaving souls, angry vending machines, and divine interference from a newly appointed human god, Mason has one question... How the heck did I get stuck here? Comedy, chaos, and a hellish first day you won't forget.

Vecna has moved on, seeking new minds to infect. New populations to decimate. Nothing can stop him. Unfortunately for him, Nothing just showed up.

Alors qu'Angie s'ouvre au monde, le chemin tracé par son héritage familial pèse lourdement sur sa vie. Elle n'arrive pas à se conformer aux attentes de son entourage, bien qu'elle y mette sincèrement du sien. La rencontre de Nina viendra alors chambouler sa vie et son futur, qui paraissaient pourtant idyllique d'après les dires de sa famille. Comment les parents d'Angie accueilleront-iels les changements dans la vie d'Angie ? Arriveront-iels à la comprendre malgré ce nouveau chemin qu'elle emprunte malgré elle ? L'amour filial saura-t-il en mesure de surpasser les épreuves qu'il rencontrera ? "Déshéritée ?" est un roman en cours d'écriture, la suite n'est jamais bien loin...

Abandoned by the famous novelist who gave birth to her, Evangeline is being raised in a trailer park by a scruffy cat who smells like burnt toast, and the wind-up chambermaid (with key and torsion spring built-in) who found her in a laundry hamper. The teen years of a misunderstood artistic genius are tough. Her dreams of becoming a writer got quashed in infancy, and she only manages to earn a few crumbs of approval after she pivots to ballet. Too bad they come from Miskomin, the cheeky liar who lives a few doors down. As Evangeline's adolescence unfolds, the appearance of an unexpected competitor erodes her burgeoning self-confidence, and a predatory artistic director attempts to rewrite her entire world. Her desperate reactions to these influences and her subsequent return to storytelling bring her inner demons to life. Literally. Eager to master herself, Evangeline tackles a series of monsters, operates a murderous sewing machine, and befriends a sentient doll. Her misadventures help unearth latent abilities and force her relationship with neighbour and frenemy, Miskomin, to undergo a surprising evolution. As her creative journey unfolds, Evangeline gains the understanding and experience she needs to face the final boss: Herself. Will she learn to look beyond the artist she wants to be and accept the person she is? *I'm writing this novel as I go. This is a rough draft. I update every Friday evening Eastern Time. **Note regarding chapter images: AI is devastating the environment. Instead of continuing to use it to generate chapter images, I thought it would be fun to instead post non-ai images created by fans and digital artists eager to promote their work. Interested in contributing? Contact me via Discord: bjorkobirka. Artwork will be credited to the artist, and I can share the artist's contact information if desired. PG images only. Thank you!! I very much hope this story finds the readers it resonates with. Shout-out to my fellow weirdos!! Happy reading!

a depressed boy gets reincarnated into the world of SKIBIDI TOILET (THIS IS A REPOST OF MY SKIBIDI REBORN NOVEL AND YES I AM THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR I LOST MY MAIN ACCOUNT SO I AM USING THIS ACCOUNT INSTEAD!)

Enter the world of Major Dubinkin's absolute power, where control turns into loneliness and self-destruction.

Erythia is a living city, where every alleyway and every footbridge seems to breathe, vibrate, and sometimes devour. Rust spreads everywhere, transforming metal and stone into flesh and memories, blurring the line between reality and nightmare. Erea, a young explorer, knows the city better than anyone... until the day the floating market descends into chaos. Amidst living objects, fragments of herself, and mysterious creatures, she discovers that survival is not enough: she must understand who she truly is. An epic, strange, and fascinating tale, where horror, absurdity, and beauty intertwine in a world in constant flux.

hanya cerita pendek yang tiba-tiba muncul di kepala saya.. monggo di baca... =)

A dark horror-comedy crossover of The Santa Clause and Michael Myers. After Santa suffers an unfortunate accident, Michael Myers becomes the new Santa. Christmas at the North Pole will never be the same. -------------------------- This is a work of fan fiction. Characters and settings associated with Michael Myers and Santa Clause belong to their respective rights holders. This story is non-commercial and written for entertainment purposes only.

Kumpulan cerita kencan satu hari yang tak biasa. Ada beberapa kasus yang dilatar belakangi oleh rasa cinta, ada juga yang tidak: biasanya karena hal-hal yang tak bisa dihindari untuk terjadi di antara mereka-mereka hingga mau tak mau mereka harus menuntaskan kencan mereka. Ada yang menyenangkan, membosankan, menyedihkan, membuat lidah kelu, membuat tak bisa berkata-kata. Tapi mau bagaimana lagi?

Sometimes described as the literate cousin of the Limerick, the Clerihew is composed of two rhymed couplets designed to lower the tone and cut everyone down to size, while still giving credit where credit is due. My Clerihew poems are perfectly cooked in their own juices, resulting in Clerihew Au Jus ! Bon appétit ! © 2019 Mark Toney

un narrateur perdu dans son histoire abracadabrantesque de maquette , c'est ce qui vous attends dans cette courte nouvelle et qui est par ailleurs ma première nouvelle

When summoned to retake his throne to mend the frayed relations of his homeland, Vrye finds himself undone by his weakness for relations of a more scintillating nature. Ensnared by the exquisite nose of an Alchemist, he elopes on the back of a unicorn and puts the political balance in even greater peril. But his guilt travels with him, and he must find a way to sooth the fury of the Lady he was damned to wed, else the realm may never find peace.