Absurd Stories

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That's why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he'll be the worst kind possible - a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapters every Tuesday & Friday For 30 chapters ahead, you can check at RR For 40 chapters ahead, you can check and support my patreon at patreon.com/Bimbanana

In Planet Pop Star where odd creatures, humans and dragons exists, our protagonist, Kirby, starts an adventure to collect at least 7 very important objects to exchange to the legendary comet Nova that has the capacity to make a wish true, and its going to be..............DRAGONS STOP KILLING EVERYONE¡¡¡¡¡

Weird kid goes weird places

The Raven Family Diary follows the everyday lives of an unusual ghost family living in the World of Death-the unseen, metaphysical counterpart of the living world. Here, memories are bought and sold, dreams are stored in banks, names sleep inside forgotten libraries, mirrors can go on strike, and every morning begins with a fresh issue of the Newspaper of Endings. The Raven Family consists of a grandmother who knows far more than she ever says, a father who is constantly looking for his missing head or hand, a mother who never skips the daily newspaper, a curious son and daughter, and their mischievous pet cat, Curse, who somehow causes trouble wherever she goes. Each chapter is a standalone dark fantasy tale filled with surreal humor, strange rules, and quiet mysteries, revealing another piece of a world where ideas are as real as objects-and where every ending is simply another story waiting to begin.

On an alien world whose residents can play at casinos in childhood, Janick is thrown, from birth, into a world where parents fight each other over things such as material possessions, academics, sports, and casino prowess. Little does Janick know is that she will end up becoming a poster child on her own terms, both on the rink and the green carpet, while having to battle her way through a world filled with licensed cheaters. Note: This story is actually a translation from French of a very old project, so it will feel quite different from all my previous work. #1 in elementary (July 4, 2026) #1 in giftedness (July 9, 2026)

Elias Mercer arrives at Wendy Gazab's office carrying his own death certificate. According to every government record, every transit authority, and every department that matters, he's been dead for six weeks. The only problem is he's standing in front of her asking for help. As Wendy digs into the impossible case, she discovers that Elias wasn't just murdered. His death was officially approved before it happened. Someone filed the paperwork first, then made reality obey. Every answer leads deeper into a city where forgotten departments still issue orders, dissolved agencies continue operating in secret, and bureaucracy has become powerful enough to rewrite history itself. Witnesses change overnight. Records edit themselves. Buildings that no longer exist keep processing official documents. The closer Wendy gets to the truth, the more reality begins correcting her investigation out of existence. To save a man the world insists is already dead, Wendy must uncover who turned paperwork into a weapon before she becomes the next name quietly removed from the system. A dark mystery blending bureaucratic horror, cosmic conspiracy, razor-sharp satire, and impossible investigations, where the most dangerous words in the world are "Your paperwork has been processed."

13x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

Satoshi Ito is a Japanese-English guy, who likes tea, ramen and his nice house in town just outside London. But as it turns out, the Earth is scheduled for destruction by a terribly bureaucratic race with even worse art taste, however, Satoshi's best friend, Thomas McLeod, a Scotsman who is actually an alien from the other end of the galaxy, whisks him away on the ship sent to destroy them. Now they have to find a way to save their home. Along the way their lives will collide with a depressed god, an annoying black hole and the owners of Earth. Will they succeed? Or will they be forever drowned in endless paperwork? Buckle up, this'll be quite the ride!

In a world of magic and dragons, humanity's greatest hope is the Summoned Heroes. The Church of the Goddess, the only institution capable of performing the summoning ritual, did what any reasonable institution would do. They made a catalogue. Why rely on fate when you can have a price list? Different tiers. Different classes. Different budgets. From premium, battle-tested champions, to "affordable" options for struggling kingdoms. Because even the poor deserve their own personal hero. Unfortunately, one such "budget-conscious" kingdom got... Theo. A professional séance scammer. A necromancer who couldn't control the dead. A defective product. So, they did the logical thing: They threw him away. What no one knows is, he can summon the dead, even though his system only allows him to summon souls from Earth. From Archimedes to Nikola Tesla, Julius Caesar to George S. Patton, Leonardo da Vinci to... Steve Jobs? Men who shaped civilizations, now answering to a scammer. A kingdom forged from Earth's greatest minds to devour other kingdoms in Civara... and perhaps even the Goddess herself. There is just one problem. Right next door lies the Demon Kingdom, And it has been waiting to devour Civara, long before Theo ever arrived. --- New Chapter: Tue, Thurs, Sat

a death machine with a cute name in various worlds of hurt goes on some real wacky and silly adventures!! THIS FANFIC WILL CONTINUE TO GET MORE CHAPTERS AS TIME PROGRESSES. (or at least try to) this fanfic is for i say "experimental" writing with different media and such.

When Peewee Barnes arrives in the quiet Rust Belt town of Ash Creek, Ohio, he doesn't exactly blend in. With his colorful wardrobe, boundless optimism, and inseparable companion-a remarkably well-mannered white chicken named Robert-he quickly becomes the talk of the town. In a community where everyone knows everyone, curious glances, awkward encounters, and small-town gossip soon give way to a series of increasingly hilarious misunderstandings. From diners and churches to town meetings and festivals, Peewee and Robert have an uncanny way of turning ordinary days into unforgettable adventures. But beneath the absurd comedy lies something unexpectedly heartfelt. As Robert quietly wanders through Ash Creek making unlikely friends, the town slowly discovers that kindness can be contagious, laughter can bring neighbors together, and sometimes the people who seem the most unusual are exactly the ones who remind us what community is all about. Filled with quirky characters, running gags, small-town charm, and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments, Peewee & Robert is a warmhearted celebration of friendship, acceptance, and finding home in the most unexpected places. If you've ever wished for a place where everyone knows your name, where coffee is always hot, where the local newspaper treats a chicken like front-page news, and where even an ordinary Tuesday can become an unforgettable story, welcome to Ash Creek. Just don't be surprised if you leave wondering whether Robert ever did explain himself-or if some mysteries are better left to a very contented little chicken.

In a seemingly rational and structured environment, Cassandra built a reputation as a sharp, measured, and almost personally untouchable figure. She was known for her controlled emotional distance and her ability to read power dynamics without ever announcing it. Then there was Gojo. A figure who never explicitly crossed the line-but consistently shifted it millimeter by millimeter. Their relationship was never announced. Never officially discussed. But at every event-people began to sense something hard to define: an aura of elegant, quiet, unstated ownership. Their relationship wasn't about drama. It was about mutual control being tested. About who would acknowledge the shift in position first. This was a story of reputations shifting before feelings were acknowledged. Of ownership never announced, but always felt. And of two people too intelligent to call what was really happening.

Selamat datang di ruang tunggu bagi mereka yang nomor antreannya tidak pernah dipanggil. Buku ini adalah sebuah kumpulan aksara malfungsi, puisi absurd, dan cerita-cerita pendek tentang manusia yang telanjur nyaman menjadi backburner. Tentang mereka yang selalu ada di barisan paling setia, namun tidak pernah menjadi tujuan utama. Mulai dari kisah sebuah telepon malam yang membongkar rahasia jaket penyelamat di kala hujan SMP, hingga sajak-sajak acak tentang waktu yang berjalan mundur dan logika yang patah. Semua ditulis untuk merayakan perasaan-perasaan yang telanjur terlambat untuk disatukan. Untuk kamu yang mencintai dalam diam, mengalah demi sahabat, atau sekadar terjebak menjaga komitmen yang salah... silakan masuk. Kita mengobrol lebih lama di sini. Sebab di dalam buku ini, kita semua berada di barisan yang sama: Antrian Tanpa Nomor.

Betrayed and murdered in his past life, a cynical former manager is resurrected into a world of magic with a single mission: never to be used again. Armed with unstoppable hypnosis powers, he vows to rule through absolute mesmeric control and serve only himself. There's just one problem... his "OP" abilities are totally bogus, and he's the only one who doesn't know it!

Cupcake was a cute kitty until there was a gap in her food bowl. Now 95% of the universe is destroyed.

A memorable and epic tale staring Diddy Quan Ling Ding Dingle II, Diddy Thompson, and Diddy Jr. as they embark on a ultimate conquest to uncover the secrets of a f*cking universe.... *AAhhh!!!

This collection consists of the poems I wrote between 3/7/19-4/8/19. New ones are added onto this story, sometimes

Step into a realm where the lines between fiction and reality blur, and laughter awaits at every turn. In 'Ragabound', Jimmy, Ria, and Miles, an unlikely trio of friends running an indie press, embark on a wild adventure they never saw coming. When they receive a mysterious manuscript, a simple book binding job thrusts them into a fantastical world where a tyrannical government seeks to crush creativity and individuality. As they navigate dungeons, encounter peculiar characters, and face absurd challenges, the bonds of friendship deepen, and the trio discovers their own hidden strengths. Alongside parallel characters secretly opposing the oppressive regime, they embark on a rollicking quest to restore freedom and unleash the power of imagination. With humour and a riveting plot, 'Ragabound' celebrates the sheer joy of storytelling and the resilience of the human spirit. Will our unlikely heroes defy the odds, outwit the shadows, and bring a realm back to life? Join them on this uproarious journey and get ready to have your imagination unleashed.

When William White (a.k.a. Billy Blanco), is dismissed from his university job for writing erotica without a pen name, he and his best friend-an edgy race truck fabricator-uncover a decades-old secret buried in the desert outside of Las Vegas. It is winter as the two young men follow clues from a dead hit-man's journal and later find themselves detained at the ultra-secret Nevada Test Site (Area 51) while a powerful and brutal real estate mogul closes in on them--along with the law.

I don't know what to call this book at the moment