Absurd Stories

This is written by an Indian. This is not any random story that you should read. It is not an erotica that'll make you feel horny, it's not any werewolf story you crave for neither is it about a mafia whose life changes when an extraordinary girl comes his life. It is just an ordinary tale of an ordinary guy in his own words.

a death machine with a cute name in various worlds of hurt goes on some real wacky and silly adventures!! THIS FANFIC WILL CONTINUE TO GET MORE CHAPTERS AS TIME PROGRESSES. (or at least try to)

A Collection Of The Most Simple Kind...

13x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

Hey, pile on. FUEL your heart. Fuel with the most unhinged pets in the world. From a cat tearing their favorite hat, a dog chasing down the mailman, and a bird snatching toys. Dodge! Incoming Furry projectile! You'll regret blinking.

Betrayed and murdered in his past life, a cynical former manager is resurrected into a world of magic with a single mission: never to be used again. Armed with unstoppable hypnosis powers, he vows to rule through absolute mesmeric control and serve only himself. There's just one problem... his "OP" abilities are totally bogus, and he's the only one who doesn't know it!

Monsters? What are they? Crawlies salivating in Timmy's nightmares? Memories digested through jaws? Or, struggles chiseled into claws and fangs? Let's chomp on it and Slide down the gullet! From a Goblin bashing a game, a Treant addicted to gold, and a moth sinking in flames. Buzz your mandibles. After all, you might discover your monster...

Abandoned by the famous novelist who gave birth to her, Evangeline grows up near a disused theme park where ballet is taught from the ballroom of a crumbling castle. The teen years of a misunderstood artistic genius are tough. Early experiences quash her dreams of becoming a writer, and she only manages to earn a few crumbs of approval after she pivots to ballet. Too bad they come from her smart-ass competitor, Miskomin. On her rise from mediocrity, Evangeline is thrilled when Magda, the artistic director of a contemporary dance company in need of a sixth dancer, lays claim to the park. But things go awry as Magda attempts to rewrite Evangeline's entire world. To further complicate things, Evangeline's sporadic forays into story writing bring her inner demons to life. Literally. While contending with her monstrous off-spring; navigating an ever-shifting relationship with her frenemy, Miskomin; and adjusting to life under the power of a vampiric task-master, Evangeline gains the self-knowledge and confidence she needs to face the final boss: Herself. She must learn to look beyond the artist she wants to be and accept the person she is.

Everyone at Saint Orpheus University agrees on three things: 1. Elias Mercer is dead. 2. Elias Mercer was murdered. 3. Elias Mercer is currently attending lectures. The administration insists this is not a contradiction. Wendy Gazab thought the Evil School of Evil was bad enough. Then she got transferred to a university where death is treated like a paperwork dispute, reality changes by committee vote, and the murder investigation keeps getting revised retroactively. Now Wendy and the dangerously intelligent Francesco are trapped inside an institution that can edit truth faster than detectives can uncover it. Every clue rewrites the crime. Every witness remembers a different version. And somewhere deep beneath Saint Orpheus, something is feeding on consensus itself. Murder mysteries are supposed to end when you find the killer. This one starts there.

Marie wakes up in a bureaucratic afterlife run with all the efficiency and emotional warmth of a corporate office. Guided by an eccentric volunteer handler named Heather, she learns about the different areas of hell, purgatory, and heaven, along with the lives of the people around her. In short, this is a deadpan, contemporary retelling of The Divine Comedy. Except there's actual comedy. Probably. And almost nobody is spared here. Not even Marie.

In a world of magic and dragons, humanity's greatest hope is the Summoned Heroes. The Church of the Goddess, the only institution capable of performing the summoning ritual, did what any reasonable institution would do. They made a catalogue. Why rely on fate when you can have a price list? Different tiers. Different classes. Different budgets. From premium, battle-tested champions, to "affordable" options for struggling kingdoms. Because even the poor deserve their own personal hero. Unfortunately, one such "budget-conscious" kingdom got... Theo. A professional séance scammer. A necromancer who couldn't control the dead. A defective product. So, they did the logical thing: They threw him away. What no one knows is, he can summon the dead, even though his system only allows him to summon souls from Earth. From Archimedes to Nikola Tesla, Julius Caesar to George S. Patton, Leonardo da Vinci to... Steve Jobs? Men who shaped civilizations, now answering to a scammer. A kingdom forged from Earth's greatest minds to devour other kingdoms in Civara... and perhaps even the Goddess herself. There is just one problem. Right next door lies the Demon Kingdom, And it has been waiting to devour Civara, long before Theo ever arrived. --- New Chapter: Tue, Thurs, Sat

*Book 1 In Optical Illusion Series* Five boys reach the time to enter Monzara, Institute Of The Arcane. These five boys had no idea of what lied ahead, nor did they know each other upon arrival to the magical academy. Here is where things go upside down, around, & become absolutely absurd. Are you ready ? Are you ready to see things turn upside down, around, & go absolutely absurd ?

Stories from everywhere and nowhere about the familiar and the strange. Dive in or dip your toes at your leisure. (The Index is a Genre key for the stories.)

When he was but a young boy, Ragnvaldr was forced to watch as a roving band of Elvish Mercenaries put his village to the torch and slaughter his people. Helpless and alone, the boy flees with nothing but the clothes on his back and his fathers war axe on his shoulder. After nearly two decades of bitter survival in the harsh wilds and a sizeable bounty on his head, the now twenty eight year old man hunted those responsible for taking everything from him. Guided by his ancestors, he closes in on his final target. However, his path of destruction is impeded when he encounters a motley crew of adventurers going by the name of Vox Machina. [VEX'AHLIA x MALE OC]

Hanya sekumpulan Oneshoot yang bertokohkan D.O dan IU. hanya sebuah khayalan fangirl juga. Jadi, maafkan jika tidak menyukai castnya. Bagi kalian yang berkenan membacanya, saya ucapkan terimakasih hehe. Dan jangan lupa berikan VOMMENT nya juga ya hehe.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Guy doesn't just like KFC. He lives it. Breakfast, lunch, dinner... same cycle, same obsession, same crispy devotion. But something is wrong in this world of fried perfection. Chickens are watching. Employees are whispering. And something deeper is brewing beneath the fryer oil and the 11 legendary herbs and spices. When a simple routine turns into something bigger than hunger, Guy finds himself at the center of a fast-food reality he doesn't fully understand... but refuses to stop eating anyway. Meanwhile, across the city, something else is waking up. And it remembers everything. This is not a story about food. It's a story about what happens when food starts looking back. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ COPYRIGHT NOTICE (READ BEFORE THE CHICKENS ESCALATE THIS) This story, "KFC Crisis: A Dull Desire for Destruction", is a fictional work created by Luis Gjoka for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real people, real chickens, or real individuals mysteriously addicted to fried chicken is purely coincidental... and slightly concerning. This book is protected under copyright law. Unauthorized copying, reposting, remixing, or turning this into a "cinematic universe" without permission is strictly prohibited. If you do, Fried Frank might show up at your door. We are not legally responsible for that. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ BRAND DISCLAIMER! (IMPORTANT) KFC is a registered trademark of its respective owners. This story is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) or its parent company. All mentions of KFC are used in a parodic, fictional, and comedic context only. We respect the Colonel.

(slow, inconsistent updates. unfinished, so this is more a "agonizingly wait for me to edit & update" blog.) AN elite mutant woman named Dr. Huo Qianlu is sent abroad to get to the bottom of her best friend's history of being trafficked and the mystery of his brother's whereabouts. Though, a wrench was thrown in her plans when a time-traveling stalker-fanboy decides to mess with her and her companions during The Annual Ambrose Gala-causing not only the disappearances of various bystanders, but also making her steer her journey towards fighting both human and superhuman threats. She really isn't paid enough for this. ˙⋆✮「-|🕯|-」⊹ ࣪ ˖ WHAT do you think of when you hear the word billionaire? As aloof as Dr. Huo Qianlu seems to be, perhaps she does have a golden heart underneath all of that armor. 21 years old and born in the fiery mutant Huo clan, ever since she was a tween, she has been given a mysterious companion in the form of a moody boy with blue hair. That boy's name? Marlon Stallard. The more she figures out about the world's hierarchy and foreboding secrets with her unconventional group, she feels that someone has been watching her. Nonetheless, who knew an aloof billionaire would be the one to save the world, eventually? ˙⋆✮「-|🕯|-」⊹ ࣪ ˖ BEGAN May 9, 2025 TRANSFERRED ON WATTPAD March 30, 2026 FIRST COVER April 25, 2026 FINISHED ?

Heath is broke, alone, and stuck with three magical creatures in his Crabby Hollow apartment. When a mysterious archer named Jack breaks in to hunt them, Heath's life spirals into chaos- and an unexpected bond with the one man who's supposed to be his enemy

Une sensibilité mit à toute épreuve.

Without a radical transformation to sustainable living we face a tragic future. Highest ranks, #1 in Haiku Collection, #1 in Surrealism, #1 in Enlightening, #1 in Absurdity, #1 in Conceptual.