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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
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293K17.8K42Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive!
*****
When...
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#2
High Strangenessby elfordalley36.1K1.1K66
36.1K1.1K66Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses.
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I'll Never Write Fiction Again: Th...by Lola Dom3.5K5858
3.5K5858🥇1st Place - '18 Neon Awards - Random
🥇1st Place - '18 Fruit of Love Awards - Humor
I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay.
After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor...
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Athanasius Finch: Private Dick | O...by Sam Camp4.2K52013
4.2K52013Beatrix Cagliostro, a starving Doctor in Letters, is hired as a Ghostwriter by Athanasius Finch, an eccentric and megalomaniac P.I, and together they will solve the bigg...
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#5
The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteriesby ishita19116
19116The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries: A Tale of Cosmic Curiosities and Missing Socks
In the quaintly absurd town of Serendipity Springs, where reality seems to have taken...
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#6
On One White, Lonely Afternoonby Dessara Harasse101
101In a world marred by tragedy and deception, a woman's life takes an unexpected turn when her mother and brother are found dead under suspicious circumstances. As she gra...
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The Waves and the Rocksby Robbie S14671
14671A woman obsessed with how the waves crash into the sea rocks at the beach of her childhood vacation home reflects back on her times going there as a child and teenager.
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XNTP Rants- A logical, humorous, y...by GhostWithoutAMouth1.6K7635
1.6K7635My rants and opinions will be written in here, some of them controversial, some funny, and some of them disturbing. Feel free to comment your opinion!
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Shotgun Scotty by Wentz Hesselman3421
3421What do you call a homeless cannibal with a frying pan and short-term memory loss?
Scotty. That's what.
One lovely day in the ghetto during a pretend tea party with stu...
#10
Dinner With the Flannigansby mimsy_2311
2311An ambitious absurdist dramatic piece based on the 1950s sitcom.
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The reason my body dragged itselfby Fer301
301Some kind of being is trying to tell me something. She's trying to tell me the reason her body dragged itself
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50 Ways To Kill Your Bossby Sneth Meyers2.2K14320
2.2K14320Jay is a new hire at a hotel where they kill their boss every day.
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The Unemployable Ninjaby Tragic Mammal2211
2211🥷💥A ninja in the modern world struggles to find his place, leading to a darkly humorous and violent quest for purpose in a society that doesn't need him. When ancient...
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the world of paperhat: part I (WIP)by Chicken Nuggets1111
1111Paperhat woke up to a thumping noise. What is it?
(hey there, my brother wrote this. He's pretty amazing, huh? :))
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Nevermoreby permets2apollo3042
3042An absurdist sci-fi comedy thriller with time travel, nazi assasins, a crow, a wierd old man, and a fractured romance.
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The Traralgon Tales: Brit Pop Myst...by Crystal Gallagher401
401Part one of the Traralgon Tales....Taj and Anya receive an email from the prime minister of England....and they need time travel to help solve this mystery.
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Today's Blaring Trump(et) III by Serafin Borgia1001
1001Political Satire, absurdist poem, taken from or inspired by direct quotes or editorials . This is far from high - art, it Trump-speak.