Absurdist Stories

83 Stories

Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
High Strangeness by elfordalley
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High Strangenessby elfordalley
Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...
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Athanasius Finch: Private Dick | ONC 2020 by Sam_le_fou
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Athanasius Finch: Private Dick | O...by Sam Camp
Beatrix Cagliostro, a starving Doctor in Letters, is hired as a Ghostwriter by Athanasius Finch, an eccentric and megalomaniac P.I, and together they will solve the bigg...
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The Sinclairs' Most Unfortunate Affairs by Bewcho
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The Sinclairs' Most Unfortunate Af...by josefwrites
The Sinclair's are wealthy, powerful, and an absolute menace to society. Between suspiciously timed deaths, centuries-old feuds, and a family tree more twisted than a pr...
A Normie's Guide To Mind-Reading | ONC 2023 by Levinos
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A Normie's Guide To Mind-Reading |...by Levinos
If you'd like to pick up mind-reading, look no further! This unorthodox guide by a normie draws on first-hand encounters with mind-readers, which means you get an outsid...
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The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries by reticencex
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The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteriesby ishita
The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries: A Tale of Cosmic Curiosities and Missing Socks In the quaintly absurd town of Serendipity Springs, where reality seems to have taken...
Completed
SPONGEBOB AND LIGHTNING MCQUEEN MEET TYLER THE CREATOR AT HOGWARTS by asdacarpetson
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SPONGEBOB AND LIGHTNING MCQUEEN ME...by ASDA Carpetson
The greatest underground fan fiction writer: ASDA Carpetson is back with his debut magnum opus: SPONGEBOB AND LIGHTNING MCQUEEN MEET TYLER THE CREATOR AT HOGWARTS. After...
Just someone I met at a coffee shop by Blurry-Forest
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Just someone I met at a coffee shopby i don't use wattpad
COVER ART: "The Glow of the City" by Martin Lewis (1929) (Edited by me)
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The Quibbler Gone Wrong by SheWhoIsADreamer
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The Quibbler Gone Wrongby SheWhoIsADreamer
Xenos Lovegood is a kind man who is not one to say no to a budding young student at Hogwarts who would like to take work experience at his wacky magazine The Quibbler. U...
50 Ways To Kill Your Boss by SnethMeyers
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50 Ways To Kill Your Bossby Sneth Meyers
Jay is a new hire at a hotel where they kill their boss every day.
How the grungle jumbled Chris by dr_skrungle
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How the grungle jumbled Chrisby dr_skrungle
"It's a spoof on how the grinch stole Christmas" -mj, 2024
Some Kids Like it by duetuna
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Some Kids Like itby Daniel Aceituna
Aliens attack the earth over a misunderstood nursery rhyme. One of the stories in the book entitled: Humorous Flash Fiction Stories about Speculative Science.
One Direction: The Permanent Hiatus by stoahnolee
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One Direction: The Permanent Hiatusby stoahhhhhh
Starts as the parody of a smutty fanfic, turns into a parody of a nail-biting heist. It features an abundance of inside jokes, a completely absurd plot and a style simil...
The Office Man by Jesus4466
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The Office Manby Jess
A philosophical take on society and yourself :)
Suds by HarperJRainns
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Sudsby HarperJRainns
A troupe of rebellious adolescents ventures to the dark dilapidated drug district, seeking freedom from the clean suburban life they so detested.