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Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ***** After his brother disappears and a burial mound explodes, high school student Tyler Graves starts having strange visions. His brother warns him that something is coming for him. Soon, Tyler's entire family is slaughtered, and he's being hunted by an otherworldly entity known as The Grinning Man. Fleeing to Marble Springs, he meets Serling and Price, real estate agents who specialize in selling haunted houses. It's up to this unlikely trio to stop a madman from destroying the world - by literally unleashing Hell on Earth! (Sequel to Apartment 239.) [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

The Fellowship of the Schmeckles - When Rick and Morty crash into Middle-earth, destiny itself goes off the rails. As Rick reprograms reality, Sauron's grand design unravels, Saruman evolves, and Gandalf tries (and fails) to maintain order. With the One Ring revealed as a cosmic root access key, Rick embarks on his greatest experiment yet-rewriting the fate of an entire universe. But some forces don't want change. And Middle-earth itself is about to fight back.

Cats: A young female protagonist with a taste for conspiracy theories is confused about the appearance of a displaced telepathic, feminist cat called “Mr Kittens” dropping in on her unsuspecting household. A time travel trip 200 million years into the future could be the cause of the upset.

HOW TO BE THE TRUTH THEY CAN'T HANDLE A self-help guide (monologue) for when you think you've somehow "disturbed" everyone just by existing. Psst-if you're reading this, you probably have. ~ synopsis: a satirical monologue in the form of: self-help guide. explores and challenges themes of: exclusion, control, discrimination, autismphobia, ableism, and the performative nature of so-called inclusion. diving into uncomfortable truths about power, perception, and belonging, highlighting tactics like last-minute rule changes meant to exclude, weaponization of politeness, gaslighting. confronting issues such as performative allyship, mechanisms of systemic marginalization, particularly related to ableism and neurodivergence. And the quiet power of resistance and self-empowerment. Blends satircal humor, sharp social commentary, raw vulnerability. holding up a mirror to systemic biases, exposing how institutions and individuals manipulate, patronize, and isolate those who don't fit the mold. Through direct address, self-deprecating wit, and theatrical meta-commentary. Piece forces both Protagonist and audience to confront uncomfortable truths. Creatively breaks the fourth wall and uses humor as both a shield and a weapon. Speaks to the universal struggles of navigating societal expectations, personal identity, and the desire for understanding and belonging. Personal yet relatable piece is designed to capture audience attention and hopefully leave them reflecting long after the performance. ~ i've already self-published this stageplay a small while now. putting it here too because this art was created to be shared :)

A dying town launches a rebranding campaign that no one seems to be running. The billboards appear overnight. The slogans don't explain themselves. A diner waitress says nobody puts them up, and nobody takes them down. A couple arrives expecting ironic tourism and finds something closer to a live experiment. Beauchêne doesn't ask visitors to believe anything. It only asks them to stay. To notice. To participate. What begins as small-town decay becomes a slow, sideways unraveling... murals that feel instructional, civic programs that behave like dares, and a town that seems increasingly aware of the people passing through it. A surreal, slow-burn satire about American decline, anti-branding, and the strange comfort of entropy. Meaning doesn't collapse here. It rebrands. Entropy is a vibe. Decline tastes like caramel. Welcome to Beauchêne. You're here now.

A story about a man smoking at the footbridge even if the typhoon is pouring out. His mind is just like the typhoon right now, confused and his thoughts are scattering. The title has no relevance to the snow, but I borrowed it from KGZ (Former pseudonym of James Landino, also hey he's a good music composer. Check him out)

The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries: A Tale of Cosmic Curiosities and Missing Socks In the quaintly absurd town of Serendipity Springs, where reality seems to have taken a sabbatical, Zaphod Noodle is on a quest of cosmic proportions-his socks have vanished. Yes, you read that right: his socks. Not just any socks, but the very ones that have kept his feet warm and his existential dread at bay. Desperate, Zaphod turns to the Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries, a place that promises to unravel the unfathomable, though it often results in more bafflement than resolution.

In a city run by an omnipotent assistant, cash is suspicious, coffee is prohibited, and solitude is the default state of being human. She doesn't want freedom. She doesn't want justice. She wants caffeine. And perhaps to pay her rent.

🥇1st Place - '18 Neon Awards - Random 🥇1st Place - '18 Fruit of Love Awards - Humor I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay. After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor character, getting kicked out of my house for cheating on Jay with a smut novel, and sobering up from a Wattpad votes and comments addiction, I've had it. I'll never write fiction again. (Our misadventures can be read in any order. Enjoy!)

He walked into a saloon. He left behind silence, blood, and a story no one would ever tell the same way twice. In a land ruled by reputation and revenge, one man doesn't speak unless it's already too late. And when he does-someone's about to drink something they shouldn't. _A Western soaked in smoke, myth, and the kind of violence that makes legends whisper._

Cats are cats, right? (I will re-write this one day, less cringe filled and better, I may not even continue this) (keep in mind I wrote this a while back)

Better read with an open mind. Best read with an empty mind. A Spiritual Text and Testament Artwork by the Author

The hero is a goblin from Toledo who has a cow as his faithful companion. The nemesis is a goblin with a smelly backside. In the end, the hero is nothing more than a toy.

When ordinary civil servant Elias wakes one morning to find his life entwined in the bewildering workings of a faceless justice system, he embarks on a labyrinthine journey to prove his innocence in a case he neither understands nor recalls being part of. In a world governed by nonsensical rules, where every ally might be an adversary, Elias's pursuit of clarity becomes a harrowing descent into a surreal reality that mirrors the inner struggles of humanity itself.

An institution removes the souls of women and children to ease their social existence

Why would I make a bloody description? So you blubbering peasants can skip out on the story? It's about a pickpocket and talking mold. That's all I'm giving you. Feedback appreciated Oh, and 2nd chapter will be released upon request. Here's the link to the full book editor.reedsy.com/s/aeWAiSW