Allthehomo Stories

The title says it all! Come along, everyone, and join in the adventures that await!

sal moves into a creepy apartment and met this lady that looked like a janitor, she gave him a key to the basement and told him to meet her son. later on they become the Oddly Perfect Couple.

they're (still) the best nugget ever I swear

〝he sighed, not speaking, and after some time, i heard his breathing slow down to a regular pace, and i couldn't tell if he was asleep. "mitch?" i said. he didn't answer, so i assumed he was. "i don't hate you," i whispered, then looked up to the pitch dark ceiling. "i think i might actually hold a big liking for you." 〞 mitch grassi can freeze time, and he wants to know what a snowflake looks like before it melts, so he does what he can do; freeze time. unfortunately, he didn't focus on the snowflake and rather on the blond stranger roaming the los angeles streets, bumping into somebody that was completely still and muttering a string of words mitch couldn't comprehend. [completed scomiche short story]

Why are we tagged

Weell well my friends, I have returned and it seems that i am writing more of the homosexual Egbert's homosexual adventures in homosexuality (< spoiler) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'll try to update this regularly, because i think it'll be a couple chapters long ^.^ But I've also got ideas for some other less popular crack ship/unappreciated ship fics, like jadekat, vriskrose, arafef, and kannep, sooo I'll try to alternate between updating these!! Of course, JohnDave is the most popular among these ships, soo i shall get some of this written first to entertain you guys while the other are in the works!! (I'd also love to do some ship requests at some point if you guys would like to leave ships in the comments??)

Two boys figure out that love has no bounds

I'm going to be fully honest I'm making this up as I go, but your most likely gay so you'll probably read it.

Lilly love is a somewhat average kid whose social skills are as bad as his grades and his longing for a romantic partner ruins every night for him, but love can really come from anywhere, or can it?

I'm not good at summaries so... here goes nothing. I know it sounds like a crappy romance novel and I guess it sort of is in some ways. Yes it does have a good dose of romance, but I couldn't help it. It's about a young boy named Marin and troubles. This is my first story and I know it will suck.

John and Dave decided to move in together not long after finishing college. They both enjoy the company of each other thoroughly. With this comes many surprises and fluffy adventures.. *** mentioning of Dirk/Jake, Sollux/Karat, and maybe others... Now being me, I'm sure there will EVENTUALLY be smut.... Let the fluff begin! oH. I feel like Kankri... but there's foul language so like--

!WARNING! THIS STORY CONTAINS; SMUT because yes ahAH ha made this just so i can shit my weird ideas of these two in to writing. Like it? PlEaSe VoTe.

Hey! I'm ChibiRussia help My friend Kitty! And this book will also be random...yeah...I said it!! RANDOM!! Gay Pride!!!! pleaase enjoy. Gaybanana Hearts Hearts Love you ;3 （╹◡╹）♡

well, I get bored so I will write cute and sometimes August one shots of multiple ships! suggestions are welcomed. enjoy my baby tomatoes!

just memes sometimes its gay I didn't make these meme just found them

A not very serious story about a demon haunting a flower shop. Gay stuff happens and there's a portal to hell behind the main character's couch. I likely won't update much because I suck dick, just like the main character.

"you know what they say: home is where the h- phil that's my cereal fuck you" // dan, phil, pj, and chris: housemates for the past two years. they know everything there is to know about each other; whether it be how many times chris and pj have fucked, the amount of daily existential crisis' dan tended to have, or how many times phil "accidentally" grabbed dan's ass. you know, the usual stuff. warning: short chapters ☆ cover art credit to hsiao ron cheng

.:! UH OH SPAGHETTIO I GUESS YOU'll HAVE TO SEE?? i guess its kinda bad richie and eddie b)