Anaconda Stories

Who can imagine that an app for getting friends can turn your life upside-down and make you discover a hidden cursed world that only know the word "kill with awful way"!!! . . . . . #Kai #Mae #Lynx #Arioch #Morfran ✔️Completed story✔️

On the lovely island of Roanoke roam animals of all kinds. Humans have left the area, leaving the animals to their own antics. But three of them, Salmon, Anaconda, and Cheetah spend their time solving the mysteries and crime that plague their society while forming friendships on the way! With tales of devotion, love, and the just plain weird join this unlikely group on all their adventures.

okok hear me out here been a while since i made a new story thought id switch it up a bit trust the process ^_^

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A group of men tried to survive in the Amazon rainforest with an anaconda trying to kill them.

"He woke up saying, 'Get off my Anaconda!'. I hadn't realized that I had used the precious hotdog as a pillow. And by hotdog I literally mean hotdog because he had this hotdog that he loved and refused to eat" -Samantha If you loved that novel, you'll love the parody. This short and sweet book will make you swoon for Greg. But watch out, cause he doesn't give lap dances to just anyone.

amaris a half anaconda half wolf high breed lost her mom a anaconda highness and her dad a ALPHA KING who killed or wiped out all the vampires or did he really? one day amaris found her mom lying on the ground with a arrow shot through her heart and her dad fighting off a vampire which lead to his death while running away and hiding from the vampire who killed her father she bumped into a witch called vallery vallery took care of her until one day she found a warewolf couple she wondered if she too can find her mate? follow the amazing journey of amaris into finding her mate and taking revenge on the remaining vampires

George has shorts. Paul has shorts. Chaos ensues. This is what the kids nowadays call a shitpost.

There once was a dog named even, his friends name was Aaron, one day they were walking and saw a cat named anaconda they chased after the cat but fell of a cliff, they didn't die but died the next day from Ebola

I watched them with a heavy heart. Staring at them both made me realized how fucked-up everything was, that my supposedly groom had his supposedly best man pinned to our supposedly kitchen counter. I was shaking in disgust. His supposedly bride...

Pepe admires Nicki Minaj, and actually gets the chance to meet her. In a world where a average frog meets a special person. Where maybe a fantasy can become a reality. Or maybe not, bitch wish on a star.

Secret services of communist regimes in eastern Europe are searching for a diary written by a nun who had apparitions of Jesus, containing unknown information on torment in hell, and how a sinner is punished in terrible and undescridable way with that organ that he used to do evil. The Catholic Church members receive information that the west is infiltrated after the second world war by a secret sect from the east that wants to organize mass rape of beautiful mothers in front of their sons. BASED ON A TRUE STORY... Know o reader, that this is invitation to follow "Đavolja noć" series that are slowly revealing still hidden third secret of Fatima, and that this is not a story at all, but a reality that will soon unfold in our world - the third secret of Fatima has to do with threating return of communism, war of Russia with the west, and alien invasion - they are coming at us with their planet that will enter our solar system and block the sun. By deciding to follow this you will have to learn to pray the rosary of divine mercy, cause Jesus promised to Saint Faustina Kowalska that every soul who prays this rosary only once will have share in supernatural divine mercy, and any soul who worshipes the image of Jesus on the picture of divine mercy will be saved. And you will have to spread this book. Very soon devil is coming. You are joining the army and our network against the enemy - at the bottom of the first chapter you have information how to reach this book and where, and in that book you will find the prayer of divine mercy that we use for salvation of souls... GOD BLESS...

Poem about anaconda snake