Lilog224ever
I swear to God, this dog is ridiculous.
I just had a full-blown panic attack - heart racing, shaking, brain screaming, thinking I might actually die. And Koda? Fast asleep. Four legs straight up in the air, belly out, tongue moving like he's dreaming of snacks, completely unbothered.
Earlier, he was dramatic as hell. Starving, dehydrated, staring me down for crackers like I personally ruined his life. I gave him water, a cracker or two, and finally - peace. Silence. Collapse.
But no. He had to remind me that life is unfair. Every time I moved, his head popped up like, "Bro, what are you doing?" I'm freezing, tired as hell, trying to cover up, and he's just staring. Dead eyes. Judging. Dramatic as ever.
I tell him, "Be quiet, b****," not even mean - just tired. And he whines. Whines like I'm the problem in the world. Bro, I just had a panic attack! You ate, you drank, you're fine!
Then he flops back down. Four legs straight up, tongue out, licking his lips, snoring lightly, like he's dreaming about peanut butter crackers in a castle made of boxes. I can't stop laughing. Absolutely unbothered. This dog is hilarious.
Watching him live his best life while I try to recover from my own chaos? Comedy gold. Absolute chaos. Drama. Panic. Snacks. Water. Licking. Snoring. Peanut butter. Koda is the dramatic king of ridiculousness, and I'm just along for the ride.