Anticliche Stories

I have three rules for the start of every school year: First, stay excellent. New year, same me, not changing for anyone. Secondly, keep cool, calm and collected. We can't have dumb emotions raging all over the place, can we now? Last and most certainly not least, no rubbing shoulders with mediocrity. I can't have average people in my space. And I've always kept these rules for the past 5 years. But someone, one annoyingly infuriating person has somehow managed to break all of them... ...and break me in the process. °°° What happens when a painfully soft, optimistic theatre kid crashes into the life of a cold, guarded girl and refuses to leave her alone? When a student partnership programme forces Roseline Williams, the genius of Pineridge, to work with artist and thespian Ryan Ashford, nothing ever remains the same. From old enemies and problems to new friends and challenges, sprinkled with the growing feelings between them, they have to survive one year together...without spontaneously combusting in each other's faces. New chapters every Wednesday!(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

just my rants about horror cliches that need to die.

" I thought vampires hated garlic." "Quite the contrary actually, vampires LOVE garlic, they have garlic cake, garlic liquor, garlic ice cream and even garlic peanut butter." "Well that's interesting," I nodded ,"so what about vampires burning in the sun?" "That's not true but if they do stay too long in it without sunscreen they will get an anal rash." _________________________________________ 🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬 _________________________________________ All she wanted was a quite evening at home but due to her poor reading choices as a teen, Vienna Sausage now suffers the consequences. She has to prevent all the cliches she enjoyed as a teen, from occurring. Join her as she embarks on this exciting journey; meeting celebrities, making fictional friends and saving humanity from the horrible things we call cliches because, let's face it, CLICHÉS SUCK! Cover by:Randomsweetstuff

I look down at myself and scream, running all the way back up stairs , whilst pulling my shirt down , to my room and slamming the door closed. I put on something appropriate that will cover me properly and try to recover from that embarrassing scene. ------ 16 year old Madelyn is happy with life , but what happens when two cute boys move in next door? What about her best friends? A book full of drama, romance - a lot of romance -and mischief , get ready for a new adventure Started ( first published ) : 19 June 2019

Do you like cliches? Do you enjoy the good-guy always getting his way? When you read a book, or watch a movie, is it a comfort to know that you'll never need to worry about the wrong side winning? If so, screw you. Sometimes life isn't that simple. Or, maybe it is. I don't know and at this point I don't really care. My name is Perry and I died recently. Waking up in a casket isn't my idea of fun. Learning that zombie movies and books have lied to me all my life about how easy it is to escape such a predicament; well that was just the cherry on the pie. I'm here to tell you my story. This isn't a story about a white knight who rides in and saves the day. This isn't a tale wherein the guy is sure to get the girl. There sure as hell isn't going to be any self-sacrifice or heroic acts of justice. This is just my story. The story of a guy who died and was brought back to life by some greater force and given a single mission. What's this mission, you ask? Good question. I was brought back to life - to kill.

Disclaimer: No fangirls were harmed in the making of this book. In which the author exposes what it's like to be a Wattpad boy, rants about life and controversial topics, and makes the world laugh.

"El destino nos hace terminar en donde debemos, con quien debemos y haciendo lo que se debe" que mentira tan mas cruel

--[</3](HeartBleed){Atomica}[</3]-- A society, centuries into the future, separated into categories by an all-knowing test. Everyone is happy, and nobody thinks there is anything wrong with our perfect little enclave. Except, of course, my best friend. Who is batshit insane. Who also managed to start a rebel uprising that really has no business forming. And now it's my job to keep her alive. You've seen the stories about 16 year-old prodigies overthrowing corrupt benevolent dictatorships-- this is the story of all the people behind that 16 year-old messiah. Because you can't cook an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

And the two sit beside the window, staring deeply into each other's eyes. With coffee mugs in their hand, everything was just perfect. The guy takes a strand of hair behind the girls ear, making her blush. This was all she ever wanted. "Okay, dude seriously?! She can do that herself you dumbass! All you have to do is tell her. God, I hate cliches!" "Jess, you need to shut up! This is the sixth time you have interrupted in eighteen minutes of the movie!" "I will, if he continues to act like a dumbass. I think I'll throw up. Emily, for god sake, please change the movie. Let's watch The terminator. Pleaaase!" And Emily gives me a what's-wrong-with-you expression. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ladies and gentlemen, Jess Woods, also known as Ms.Badass. A bad girl attitude, leather jacket and her Harley Davidson, are the things which she never forgets. Her 'Note to self', keep life Anti-cliche.But after a series of events of friendship, breakups and confessions, maybe Ms.Badass will find some exceptions.

(Inspired by ZarinLyss) Also, I am terrible at making covers. Sue me. Anyways, *storyteller voice* Once upon a time, a girl was laying on her bed, bored out of her mind, not knowing what to do. Then an idea popped into her head. "Why not teach your viewers your terrible writing skills, Jayro?" she thought, and flipped out her phone, went to Wattpad, and wrote this story. The end.

Here you find a collection of short stories that take cliche moments and turn them into real-life, semi-sadistic, and sarcastic stories.

So, just to be clear, this isn't me listing cliches and analyzing them. I'm too lazy to do all that smart shit. This is me kinda ranting about my opinions on the evolution of the CLICHE (as in the meaning of the word cliche not a person who leads a cliche life- YOU KNOW WHAT, I GIVE UP. I CANNOT EXPLAIN THIS. JUST READ THE BOOK ALREADY!!!

| WATTPAD ASIAN FANTASY FEATURED PICK. | WATTPAD MYSTERY - BEST OF MYSTERY/THRILLER, TRENDING MYSTERY/THRILLERS PICK. | Every year, on winter's morning, a black rose sits on a doorstep. Every year, the same chain of events follows. And every year, a young girl dies. Why? Isn't it obvious? The king has gone mad. { Book One - Queendom Come Trilogy } | Second Place - Mystery/Thriller Moonlight Awards | | Finalist - Mystery/Thriller - Golden Nugget Awards | | Elite 8 Golden Nugget Nominee - Overall - Golden Nugget Awards | | Rising Badge - Overall - Golden Nugget Awards | | 9.2.17: #369 in Mystery/Thriller | | 8.31.17: #514 in Mystery/Thriller | | 8.30.17: #536 in Mystery/Thriller| | 8.28.17: #573 in Mystery/Thriller| | 8.26.17: #697 in Mystery/Thriller | | 8.25.17: #863 in Mystery/Thriller | | 8.24.17: #870 in Mystery/Thriller |

Fresh from expulsion, badass Avery Jinx tries her best to avoid her father's arranged marriages, cliche moments and Aiden Luck. How is her life so crazy? It's simple. She's Jinxed.

in which the admins give you some writing tips.