Bananas Stories

More of Jenny and Alex and the Ninja. Maybe some more of the Vipers too.

THEY'RE FUCKING BACK!!! Lonk is now a knight of Harold! He serbs Prinseses Zroldo, but hes so awesome sawag at his job that all the utrher knights r jealous! BUT ALL OF A SSUDNE!!!!!!!!! AN EVIL VERSON OF LONK KIDNAPS ZROLDO!!!!!!! Lonk musk onse agan prepare himself to defeet da forses of evul. He needs the super ebic and legendary Fer Swerd, but unfortunaly it requires releasing the EVIL POOTY!!! It also splits him into four veshons of himself, and they all want 2 be the REAL LONK. WILL LONK SAVE HUERLE OR NO!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!? Find out in this horrible crack version of the incredibly famous Legend of Zelda: Four Swords manga! NOW updated with 100% more spelling errors and more braindeadness!

Reformed meat-eater embarks on a 15-day bananas-and-orange-juice diet, with surprising side effects.

Banana

I am making this up as I go. Just read it !

A funny poem about how a simple task makes the protagonist end up in the hospital. This simple poem has a nice rhyme to it and won't fail to bring a smile on your face. This is a poem I wrote months ago. I am a newcomer on Wattpad and I'm sharing it with you!

Unfinished, unedited, and THOROUGHLY uncompleted

Everyone does this and i need to talk

Just me being ugly like usual

changing it so its not just bfb bc i wanna made steven universe vines too xd

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY] will aether find his one true love or is swiss just staring at him the whole time? THIS IS ALL A JOKE

Short funny poem about a girl who loves bananas too much :P

The Dumbest book on the Planet Written by Susan Reardon On the page of Amy Tinney

About a squad that's definitely black because skin colours don't define personality.

Olivia Collins has just found herself in a very sticky situation. It appears that her blunt personality and inability to refrain from telling the truth has just gotten her fired. Now, she is on the hunt for anyone willing to hiring her, in hopes that she won't have to give up on the Los Angeles lifestyle she has grown to love. Add to that the fact that all of the men from her past seem to keep reappearing in her life, and you have one tantalizing recipe for disaster.

Sol has me pressed up against the wall with his hands on either side of my face, leaving me no route for escape. "What did you call me, Luna?" "A-a prude?" I stammer, fidgeting uncomfortably under his intense gaze. "Would you like me to prove you wrong?" "What? No! I didn't mean-" My words are abruptly cut off by the feel of his lips against mine and his hands are now trailing traitorously down my lower back - oh my. _________________________________________________________ Due to impulsiveness and gullibility, Luna Aurora finds herself thrown into a whole new realm where everything is as confusing as it looks. Sol de la Lumiere, prince of said realm, could be her only way out. But does he want to help? Not really. Will Luna take no for an answer? Not quite. Does Luna want to cooperate? Of course. Is Sol willing to do the same? Nah. Oh, what a tangled web they weave. Copyright © 2013 WhiteHorses

Ever feel like life is wrong? As if everything around you is being created... wrong? It's probably just you, but there is an astronomically small possibility that it's not... right? Jeffrey figures it out. And this is how....

So I'm bored and I wanted to write some stuff so here u go!