Barf Stories

!ALL RIGHTS GO TO DREAMWORKS AND THE WRITERS OF RTTE, I ONLY OWN MY PLOTS AND OCS! I had never been a normal dragon. The combination of two of the most fearsome hunters alive. Perhaps it'd be better if I hadn't been born at all. But she seems to think otherwise... (Read to know more! slow updates!)

Sequel to Scales and Skin, Thick and Thin Once bullied and mocked, now mostly valued, Dalq Deshi is determined to keep dragons safe alongside the vikings, and with her friends and sister, nothing could go wrong! Many things went wrong She ignored the bad, including Mildew, an old viking with temperament issues, and focused on the fact dragons were allowed on berk now! Though, dragons and vikings being on the same island may be a bad thing for the riders as they navigate through the challenges of this new lifestyle, Will the Berkians adapt? Will Mildew successfully pull the tides of the viking opinions on dragons? How will the riders react to new people? How will this affect Dalq's lessons in healing and her relationship with her family? Find out now. (Slow updates!)

this is the story of a human named y/n and they're dragon This takes place in the first movie for a bit then it's in rtte this is also my first book so try to bare with me

I know that there are already so many out there, but I just feel like it. And I'll see if I can add some of my own commentary. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!!!! ALL RIGHTS BELONG TO THE PEOPLE WHO CREATED THESE MEMES PS: If I have used the same meme ore than once, lemme know, plz.

I feel sick, time to barf...JK!! This is my journal of randomness. I am warning you, beware of weirdness

I got a new story, like all my other stories, it is a male reader insert, but I will try to keep it fairly gender neutral but will use Male pronouns, but I will keep what is in your pants.... a complete mystery. This story will take place in the Race to the Edge time line so In between the First movie and Second movie on the Edge Town Island. The reader is part dragon part human and can transform there body parts at will to become any dragon they know of.

weather it's art or my nonsense speaking, I right waterever :b :3

Hiccup es nuevo en el pueblo y llaga justo a tiempo para la feria de la cosecha, Berk parece ser un lugar pacífico y pequeño cerca de las costas irlandesas, y, a simple vista, es un lugar en el que se puede pasar un rato agradable. Sin embargo, la isla esconde más secretos de los que aparenta, y junto a sus nuevos amigos, Hiccup emprenderá una aventura llena de riesgos y fantasía.

Jamie calls a restaurant one day to order sushi. But when Jamie tries to tell the person on the phone what she wants, they tell Jamie it's a burger place, not a sushi place. ------------------------------------- "Shutup and listen, I want twelve packs of sushi for my very fancy party!" "Um, this is-" "I don't care what your name is, I just want my sushi!" "I was about to say, this is a burger place. We don't sell sushi. "Then give me a twelve packs of burgers." "Burgers aren't really fancy, you know." "Since when do I care?" "You said you need then for a very fancy party." "So?" "Burgers aren't really fancy." ------------------------------------- And just so you know, this book doesn't include: 'Good plots' 'Existing storylines' 'Happy endings' 'Good plot twists' 'Magical creatures' (take that, echo!) 'Non-cliché Characters' Amazing book cover created by StoleAnEcho! (Lol she makes all my book covers)

This is for all of us that want a piece of that Jorgenson ass. (I also wrote this story on Quotev and AO3)

A young girl was out and was attacking ships what happens when huccup and his gang find this rider but not realize why she is out there.

Uselessness Never wanted Never loved A catastrophe waiting to happen These were the thoughts that swirled the mind of Hiccup. He never was wanted in the village, never love, never needed. He never wanted to be there. . . . so why not leave?

exploding whatever art pops into this trashy head. This book is going to contain lots and lots of band and music trash (and maybe aesthetic) art... jUST A WARNING. (Possible Fandom Art: TØP, Melanie Martinez,Halsey, 5SOS, and any other possible bands and shipping and head cannons that come with this...)

What if Hiccup had left after being chosen to kill the Monstrous Nightmare. After three years of being presumed dead and freeing dragons from in and out of the archipelago and building his reputation as the man in dragon scale armor the Night Rider, the thief of the Vikings... what will happen when his quest brings him back to Berk? What will happen when the "Night Rider" becomes involved with problems around Berk? And what happens when he runs into an old love interest. Through fire and flames, dragons and destruction, pain yet persistence. What will happen to Hiccup and his best pal Toothless, and will he choose his role as heir to Berk, or the Night Rider... (Sequel Out) (This book takes place in a world if Hiccup would have left with Toothless after being chosen to kill the dragon.) Httyd belongs to Dreamworks

Astrid is homeless with a child and Hiccup is a wealthy CEO. How will their paths meet? I say only this because I'm bad at descriptions. Slow updates

Hiccup haddock your everyday nerd except well he's a hot nerd and one day his life changes for the better or for the worse? Astrid your typical playgirl well except she likes to make boys swoon at her feet but she gets annoyed when the hot nerd won't fall What happens when she gets her wish what happens when things change for the better or for the worst Read to find out This is a hiccstrid book

A young girl is the sister of dagur and heather but she is washed up on berk can hiccup and the gang trust her or will they fall for a lie.

Heath bar = shit bar