marcusmo
The full title of the story is:
"I Was The Most Certified Average Student™ Reincarnated Into The Delivery Truck That Had Killed Me In A Pedestrian Crosswalk And Now I Could Only Talk With Vehicle Beeps And Had To Kill More Random People By Accident Even If I Do Not Wish To Yet I Accidentally Kill My Crush From School Where She Talked To Me With A Tablet And A Stylus So I Got Too Depressed I Had To Run Myself Off A Cliff And End My Delivery Service"
「歩道橋の横断歩道で俺を轢き殺した配送トラックに転生したけど一番普通の学生™だった俺は車のビープ音でしか話せなくなってしかも望んでないのに偶然さらに多くの人を轢き殺さなきゃいけなくなってしかも学校の片思いの子がタブレットとスタイラスで話しかけてきたのに偶然その子も轢き殺しちゃって悲しすぎて崖から飛び降りて配送業界を引退した件」
(For the confused peeps, it's "i'm a truck")