Blazeit Stories

lmao so I decided to you know, start and art book ig, maybe one day I'll be good at drawing, but that day isn't today enjoy my shitty drawings with my shitty camera quality yeet ps- the cover is actually smth my friend drew for me so don't get any hopes up lmao

how much wood coukd a wokd chuck chuck hand a wood chuck could chuck wood the world may never kniw

You can pipe out against this work, but we will weed out the haters and smoke out the cowards. You are not our buds. We hope that we meet your highest expectations and that when you read this you are not forced, but make a joint decision. This is exquisite work, so please don't get addicted.

It's gotta hav dem fats mon

Warning! : Reading this terrible story may cause the side effects of, headache soul loss need for brain bleach no scoping etc. all characters from the story are imaginary if any of this applies to you it's a joke.

In a world where horses are the center of crime, one man/woman/thing must investigate a series of encounters with a horse who doesn't like memes nut does like sausages.

• Annie is spinning around in a chair. • Charlotta is lurking in the chat. • Sebby-chan is writing a story while dyslexically reading out text to video chat.

plz kil me

Hi, my name is Eliana. I am 33 and I live in Dallas, Texas. I have a son, Jake. I am a single parent with low income so I hope you'll pick me for this opportunity. This will not just help me, but my child with ADHD. I hope you'll consider me for this great opportunity and if not please contact me as soon as you can. Thanks. -Eliana. That was the last thing she ever wrote. The last thing Eliana wrote to change her life. It did change her life but for the worse.

GUESS WHO IS BACK BITCHES?!?!?! Ft Tylenol the sexy drug dealer, Bill NYE the scientist that makes crystal meth and Vamy (Amy's shitty replacement cause Amy was a hoe)

(READ THIS FANFIC OR MIKE LITORIS WILL HAUNT YOU) Georgia is a 28 year old gal who loves to party with her friends Casey and Megan. But she's not just a girl...she's a bitch!!!1!1! She's also a huge fan of the popular band One Direction #Directioner4Life! At a concert in Boston, things get pretty rowdy and Georgia becomes Mrs. Harry Styles?!?!?!? Keep reading to hear about the adventures of this bitch named Georgia. Featuring: Harry styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Casey, Megan, Lil Bitch S.M, MIKE LITORIS, and possibly Landon Gibson

All art in story is mine. Plz don't steal it. If you have fan art private message me and we can talk