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"This Empress Only Wants to Sleep"
(又懒又咸的男后)
Summary:
In the modern world, Lin Yu had three life goals:
eat well, sleep well, and never get involved in other people's drama.
Unfortunately, fate had other plans.
After dying in the most undignified way possible (choking on late-night fried chicken), Lin Yu transmigrates into a dog-blood palace novel-straight into the body of the infamous Ger Empress Lin Yu, a man known throughout the empire as:
✔ sharp-tongued
✔ cruel
✔ politically dangerous
✔ rumored to poison concubines for fun
Hated by ministers.
Feared by servants.
Despised by the Emperor.
Everyone waits for the Empress to scheme.
But-
The new Lin Yu only wants to sleep.
Instead of fighting for favor, he naps.
Instead of managing the harem, he snacks.
Instead of plotting rebellions, he asks, "Is lunch ready yet?"
The palace descends into confusion.
Servants panic.
Officials grow suspicious.
Assassins hesitate because the Empress is... sleeping again.
And the cold, suspicious Emperor, who expected venom and ambition?
He gets an Empress who:
forgets court meetings
trades jewels for desserts
uses imperial power exclusively to get softer pillows
Somehow, by doing absolutely nothing, Lin Yu: ✔ avoids every palace trap
✔ accidentally exposes conspiracies
✔ becomes the most untouchable person in the palace
The Emperor watches in disbelief as the most feared ger in history turns into a lazy, soft, inexplicably adorable disaster-and worse...
He's starting to find him interesting.
A transmigrated empress who refuses to fight.
An emperor who can't stop watching.
A palace that slowly loses its mind.
This is a story about survival through laziness, accidental dominance, and a ger empress who proves that sometimes... doing nothing is the most terrifying move of all.
(waking up in the palace like "wow... free food??") 🍚