Brainfart Stories

I was inspired by the phrases I read in the brain fart section of The Amazing Book is Not on Fire and so decided to make a very very short story using them. It's pretty surreal, but I very much like it that way. Disclaimer: sentences in italics are not mine and are direct quotes from the book. I am not trying to pass them off as mine, I promise :)

just a place for me to dump thoughts and poems on. idek why you'll be reading this but hi you're welcome here :)

as the title says

Exactly what the title says, this is the big book of memes. It includes: Random memes Funny memes Spicy memes IDK anymore memes and just something that is bound to make you rethink your life. All I can say is, enjoy 😉

these will never reach the people it is dedicated to. letters that are hidden underneath my bed made of scraps of papers and journal scribbles. enjoy my journey with me. cry a little, laugh a little. this is what makes life, life. © rosyblank , 2017 Rankings: #1 in brain fart #31 in deep quotes #151 in deep thoughts

These are stories about what happens at my crazy high school, and funny jokes, stories from home, and more. This will be a good read if you need a happiness boost! Updates won't come everyday. Funny things don't happen to me everyday...

Me and my brother nick and his best friend Mathew witch beats me up at school and in this story they end of doing a school project together and he ends up liking her and she starts to like him when they get to know each other.

This isn't really a story, it's just weird food things that I either eat or come up with (as far as I'm aware). Comment your opinions. If it's something I've made, then I'll put a method on there.

Just a book to dump my trashy brain fart story ideas in.

Sometimes, a white paper and and the silence of the night speaks much more than a poem ever can.

A fuck ton of things that just float around in my head pls do not question them just accept them in all their wonderful beauty

no this is not the book I always wanted or whatever this is literally a book where I write my dreams. Good dreams bad dreams weird dreams you name it. You don't have to read this, this is just to keep track of my dreams and make sure I don't forget the interesting ones Have fun

glup shitto

Stupidity at its finest. Me thinks this gonna help stuffs. hulk smash.

Every time a thought hits me, I write it out in a hysteric haze, and end up with little poems. This will be a collection of short poems I've crafted from the fine print of my notes app. Hope you enjoy

An appreciation of the phrase - Brain farts

I got tired of authors either being ten and not knowing how to write or don't do accurate representations of the characters. So, I decided to write my own fanfics because I'm picky. Anyways, this is basically where the reader is replacing Ava's character, and so they meet the pretty guys instead, so yeah, have fun. This is written in the second and third person. There will be no Y/N or (Your Name) because that is a pain to type, and I feel like it takes away from the story in most cases. You can always comment requests and I might take them. (All requests will be published in my one-shot collection book, I'll @ you the chapter). I do 𝗻𝗼𝘁 have a time secedual or an idea of when I post. I post when I want to and at what time I want to. Do not ask me to update sooner when I have already clarified this. You will only get the same response. Thank you. (Characters and story belong to Jessica Bravura, except the reader)

Just a random bit of poetry. I started writing and just wrote down what came up in me, so if it seems random it's because I had a lot of brainfarts writing this story. It's not consistent, not keeping to a certain rhyme scheme and doesn't rhyme at all in some places.

Welcome to the announcement page! For this, you will get notified for every book i write, as well as future book plans!

a selection of poems, thoughts and stories that just kind of coalesce in my mind, then break the dam wall and burst out - some may come from my english classes, some may just come from nowhere but i hope they find a place here.