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It's not enemies to lovers. She genuinely doesn't want him.
Inni Selvakumar is a Birmingham-born Tamil baddie with a Pinterest-perfect grid and a flower claw clip she's very precious about. What nobody knows is that she spends her nights in her bedroom closet recording UK drill on BandLab, for an audience of exactly three subscribers: her three best friends Janani, Alisha and Mayyrah.
Her biggest problem? Zaydan Marakkar. Malayali. TikTok famous. Buttery-handsome. Devoutly Muslim, vapes in his prayer cap, and very publicly looking for a Muslim wife. Inni is a Tamil Hindu with a Murugan keychain. Her friends call it a Partition Romeo and Juliet situation. Inni says they're both literally South Indian. Nobody listens.
So she sends one polite, respectful DM. He deletes her message request.
Enter Sohail Rahman: tall, Bengali, low taper, mid eyes, freshly out on bail for scamming an old woman out of £10k, and the most gooned-over roadman in the city. Every girl in Brum wants him. He wants Inni. Inni genuinely wants absolutely nothing to do with him, and she tells him so in front of 300 guests, at full volume, next to a pani puri stand.
Cue a TikTok comment section crowning her "Pani Puri Girl" before anyone even knows her name. A jealous baddie vowing to ruin her. A leaked video, a stolen £1,000, and a courtroom where the dumbest man in the West Midlands incriminates himself live on the stand.
Meanwhile, her accidental drill career is going viral. Her best friends are her hype crew. And the whole of Brum is watching.
Inni just wanted a boy to reply to her message.
Now she's the most famous girl in the city, and it is somehow everyone else's fault.
Idiots of Brum is a hood comedy for fans of Derry Girls and Friday. It's chaotic, loud, loyal, and full of roadmen who have never once made a good decision.