Burns verhalen

This is the story of how Davina prevents the Dance of the Dragons from affecting her home, protecting her children from being drawn into war. Her strength and love for her husband and children continue to bring Dorne to the height of power alongside the blood of the Dragon.

⚠️WARNING: NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO GET EASILY OFFENDED⚠️Ever stuck in a situation that needs a good comeback? Is someone being a jerk and you want something to say back? World's Best Comebacks will be by your side to give you ideas for funny and amusing burns for those around you. Need a good laugh after a quiz? Stuck at a sleepover that's got no more fun left to it? World's Best Comebacks will make that boring situation turn into the best time ever! GETTTT WREECCKKEEDDD!!!! Read wisely! =================================== IF YOU PLAN TO USE ANY OF THESE COMEBACKS PLEASE DEDICATE IT TO ME IN YOUR BOOK. DON'T COPY THE COVER EITHER. THANK YOU. ==================================== Inspired by you! Send me your ideas in the conversation section of my home page! ==================================== Send a comment saying #Watty's if you plan on voting this for this years Watty's!!Thanks again guys and girls and keep on reading!!

Revising I guess every girl wants to live in a fancy castle. I never did, but ended up living in one anyway. I wasn't my choice. After my mom died and my dad was taken away, I was taken to Mason Manor owned by a rich man named Jasper Adams. Jasper is not like any other man I had known before.His appearance was in lack of a better word different than what I was used to. He was a tortured soul, I could tell in his dark eyes. Living under his rules were hard, he was very strict; however, eventually I broke every one of them. But, during my time at Mason Manor rules were not the only thing broken. This is a twist on the Disney version of beauty and the beast so I will make references to the movie alot. Also this is a first draft so expect many changes and a few errors. I don't have an editor.

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." ~ Albert Einstein Akilah Flam had just finished her bachelors of science and had secured an internship with the top company in the empire. So to celebrate, she had decided to have a night out with some friends. Drunk, she ends up spending a night with an unknown man, who she doesn't remember. There were no feelings attached, so she could easily move on as if it never happened. Only if she didn't get pregnant after a one night stand. Now, pregnant as a freshly graduate student with a loan over her head, and having no idea who the father is, she goes through some of the harshest times of her life, yet she does it without a regret. Now, 5 years later, her life is once again back on track, only to get completely railed off when she finds out her son's father was Leonard Burns. Can the female scientist and religious man find a middle ground to raise their son?

Entry of 10 poems for the Atty Awards. Submission by Christy Birmingham. For "The Attys", Featuring Margaret Atwood.

Poetry to do with the burning of fire and the revenge of some people. It will be a mixture of both of individual fire poems, individual revenge poems and poems with both mixed together

Here is a book full od insults and comebacks to really annoying people in general.

hellooo! I see you have come across my book. you should read it. it's gonna be good, especially if you need some witty comebacks. have fun! *gives unicorn hug*

Lotus is your average, fun loving 17 year old. Her older sister, Lillie, left for unknown reasons when Lotus was just only 10 years old. Ever since then she's noticed her parents drift away from her, and she knows they are hiding something from her. They avoid all possible contact with her and shut her out at all costs. So one day she decides to leave and begins her journey. She camps in a forest over night, but when she wakes, 5 large wolves are circling her... Follow her through her life story, and unravel the secrets behind it all, and discover who the mysterious and possessive Khai really is, and where her sister vanished to that dreadful night... This is entered in Wattpad Awards 2012 so please vote and comment! © 2012 AshleyIsPurdy. All Rights Reserved.

Have you read the title? It tells everything

Jaguars Series Fanfic

A story on jokes, memes, burns, and me rambling. Plus punnnnnnnssssss

Having trouble coming up with lyrics to use in a rap battle? Just read this book and your problems will be solved. You're Welcome!

Short story

you move on to the land of griffren rock to get away from all the city noise but you meet a girl and more advanced "technology" than you have ever seen. when you get comfortable you start to help out in medical areas and come to be a part of the team.

Hell has a special place for everyone and once your in you can never escape. Your soul becomes embalmed in the foundation of the living nightmare. Your sentence cannot be reduced. The reservations have been made and the dinning experiences commences. On the menu is torture, demons, foes, angels, Lucifer and his very dysfunctional family. But what happens when Malia, the first ever original sinner starts to break out and discovers the truth of the sercrets that have held her soul captive for millennium. When magic and curse mix with fire and pain? When deception plays a part in a twisted game that is beyond Malia's comprehension.

This is funny moments in life. Things that have been said or done. __________ Hope you love it! Please read, Vote, and comment -Keely P.S- if you have a funny moment or funny things that have been said PM me.

Burns That Will Shut The Shit Out Of Everyone Who Tries To Roast You !!!! INSPIRATION: OpenBook011

Warning: this story contains hurt feelings and some violence and and some even more yelling so don't read if you are young