Burns Stories

My name is Allie and I'm a grenade. The only reason I haven't exploded yet is because of my boyfriend Louis; I should have exploded a long time ago but he's loved me, scars and all. A/N: Just a few quick notes about my story before you begin reading: This will all be from Allie's POV unless otherwise said. The majority of this book will be written in a journal format that starts in 2010 on her 15th birthday. She is a Freshman and Louis is a Junior. Thank you so much for all your support and I hope you enjoy! And no, this is not a real story but the majority of it is based off of my life; and I unfortunately do not own Louis Tomlinson. WARNING!! DOES CONTAIN CONTENT WITH SELF HARM, ABUSE, DRINKING, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS/SUICIDE, DEPRESSION, DRINKING, AND LANGUAGE. I HAVE WARNED YOU SO PLEASE DO NOT READ OR ATLEAST READ WITH CAUTION IF ANY OF THIS IS TRIGGERING OR IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE. © 2014 by justbekahlove. All rights reserved.

lol. Do you want to find some fun? Train your brain? Have you had a bad day? This is the perfect place for you! You can even learn how to stand up to bullies. And remember: TEEHEE

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Funny/Humorous Converations

The Evangelist An inhuman being who appered beyond the rift. A being who manipulated everything as she seemed fit. Everything that people know of from the time of the Great Cataclysm......no even before that, it was all just a facade she created in order to manipulate humans and nonhumans alike into playing her little game. Whether it be the church, the people's beliefs, the world, or even the image of what we call as GOD. Everything was all created by her. Well.... Maybe not everything. A Fire Force fanfiction, my very first hope you like it. 😊😊 Was made alive due to the fact I was bored.

A big book of burns, roasts, flames, comebacks, etc. Enjoy!

Here is a book full od insults and comebacks to really annoying people in general.

Fire Force is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Atsushi Ōkubo. It has been serialized in Kodansha's Weekly Shōnen Magazine since September 2015, and collected into 27 tankōbon volumes as of February 2021. In North America, the manga has been licensed for English language release by Kodansha USA.

basically what the title says! funtime freddy:hey where are we? baby: I dunno ballora :hopefully I ain't dancin for those stupid kids again.... Funtime foxy:ballora. We talked about this... This Ennard:JUST SHUT UP AND ASK OR DARE US OR I'LL KILL YOU Endoskeleton :relax Ennard bidybab#1: so please bidybab#2: comment down below Bidybab#3:to dare and ask us! minireena#1:this...is going to be a living hell.... minireena#2:maybe if you stop being such a moan bag maybe this would be fun!!! minireena#1+2 start fighting* minireena#3:ask us quick before these to bowzows kill each other!

This is the story of how Davina prevents the Dance of the Dragons from affecting her home, protecting her children from being drawn into war. Her strength and love for her husband and children continue to bring Dorne to the height of power alongside the blood of the Dragon.

Idk I just watch this streamer with my friend quite often while screensharing on discord so I felt bored so I've decided to make random fanfiction stories due to my insomnia and much boredom during the night. Plus I mainly write gore but I don't think people of his community will like that so yh I won't. I'll try make most things fluff or angsty but if Nap finds this just let me know if he is uncomfortable with my stories as I don't always see the streams. Plus I don't know much of his boundaries Thank you for reading:] I don't mind if you leave votes but they are greatly appreciated Also follow napoleonvii on twitch and twitter and tiktok and enjoy 😎

Looking for awesome comebacks and Burns, you're at the right place. I'm all about smartass comebacks that could make a grown man cry.

A Quote Book all about Depression, Self-harm, ect.

By: eezUmzum & jjnumnum jjnumnum is going to right her burn title in caps so you no who did each one.

Feeling pissed off with someone? Hit them with some of the stupidest, funniest and insulting burns of the year! We've got everything from Yo Mamma - Blonde jokes/burns! Shoot a witty burn right back at your enemy or your ex. Make a song out of the burns! It's up to you, the Book of Burns is in your hands. *** Yes, some of these burns/jokes ARE racist and stereotypical. Sometimes even sexist. Dive into this book with an open (closed) mind and an open heart. Seriously, PLEASEEEEEE don't complain about how wrong the joke was because-- Yeah, there is always going to be a joke out there that offends you. Love, Ari

Have you read the title? It tells everything

Anastasia White , a bright girl who moved to America after escaping her dark past. Her mother died when she was little and her father remarried soon after... Anastasia's step mother treated her like a slave, robbing her of her freedom. Her father is a dangerous man, he soon thereafter followed in her step mother's antics. Now all she can do is run. Lucius Green , a playboy mafia man. Everyone fears him. His second hand man, Noah is the family Lucius was robbed from . His parents were killed when he was 7 by a rival mafia and he's been hunting them down one by one ever since. Her new job introduces her to her saviour. His new investment leads him to his future. What happens when the broken Anastasia meets the dangers of Lucius Green ? Started : 02/05/2021 ( British ) - 05/02/2021 ( American )