Butts Stories

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y'all know softball is lyfe... but baseball will always come out on top just livin life to da fullest

This will be from all of us writing tons of random shiz.

Three giraffes

Butt's

EH brafgs

many butts

WARNING: STORY CONTAINS SMUT! If only I hadn't met him that day, than maybe... Just maybe he would still be here. I thought we were going to live together, forever, but in the end you did 'it'. After years of attempting, you succeeded... What went wrong? (This is an AU of sorts, and also I do not own the cover picture. I don't know who made it, but whoever did, you're awesome! I also hope you don't mind if I use it.)

So i was thinking. WHAT CAN BE BETTER THAN ONE IDIOT??TWO IDIOTS!!!

Erotic Fan Fiction Written By Tina Belcher. All credit goes to Bob's Burgers I did not make this as I said all creds go to Bob's Burgers. I would also like to add that not everything is correct and that if there are any mistakes could you please tell me.

"Oh, please Indigo, you are way too perfect to make a mistake like that." Ryder's grip tightened on my arm, like if it was a warning sign. "Well this good girl is tired of the image perfect, I'm tired of being good! I'm tired of not being able to do the things you do because my image is that shy, teal hair colored, perfect, good girl. I know there is no space for mistakes when you're in my shoes but, honestly? I just want you to get me wasted and make me do a mistake I know I'd regret. And it sounds stupid, but it's the truth. I'm. Tired. Of. Being. Indigo. And I'm glad you took that picture of me that night, because if you hadn't I would've never been in this situation, trying to take out all my anger for all those stupid, perfect years." I stopped to take a long breath. **** Long story short, my name is Indigo Roberts and I'm the girl who doesn't hang around anyone. I'm just that Scene girl with the green hair. That's not enough? My parents are almost never home, and since I'm an only child I spend most of my days alone at home. What about my neighboor? Don't even get me started with this idiot and his big macho-man act. He's a "bad boy" so he pretty much has that "Stay away from me or I'll kill you" reputation. Honestly, I think he's stupid. Probably the only good thing about him is that he's not like other bad boys. He wasn't a player. He's just bad most of the time. And from all the yelling I've heard from his house at night. I completely understand why he acts like that. Why Ryder King acts like that. Blackmailing has to be illegal right? Well, not if you're blackmailing someone who's blackmailing you. And what if you're tired of being good? It's not good to hold in your anger for such a long time, you know.

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He is pregnant from anus sniffing

On the way back from GameGrumps Danny saw a little Kitty a cardboard box and took it home with him. Is there more to this little kitten that meets the eye?

This book has short horror stories that will make your skeleton jump out of you skin...

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