Cadillacs Stories

I was a damaged, broken girl with nothing to lose. When I finally get close to meeting the sweet end, it's taken from the very person who was about to deliver it. Had I known before that my life would turn into such a roller coaster from this man, I wouldn't have signed up. Would have said "No way, man.". But it's too late now. I'm already deeply and hopelessly in love with Niall, and there's no escaping now.

In a kingdom, a princess named Chyna rises to the highest power when her sister, Annabel dies. They all think it was her lover that killed her, although it is a mystery to everyone since no one has actual proof. Just then, her father dies, and they are forced to go to war. She is accompanied by Luke, her childhood friend and Adam, a mysterious man to go to war. Will she fall in love with Luke? Adam? Or a third or fourth party? Chyna wants to make sure that everyone knows that she is more than capable than taking care of herself. But is she really? After all, she never got the proper training her men did. Will she find true love? Or will war destroy her?

Whiskey bottle in hand Flaring Look! Why? Zoom Cadillac Crash Boom Pow Screech Blood Spill No What? Ok Fine...

A collection of short humorous pieces on subjects such as: the brassiere (Go Figure), songs containing the name Gloria (Gloria!), the relationship between Dr. Pepper and prune juice (Give Us This Day our Daily Fiber), and the ‘fifty shades’ phenomenon (Fifty Shades of Beige) Quotes: “Why do they call them minivans, anyway? What would a maxivan look like?” – Deep Thoughts of Mary Schwester “Who needs a minimizer bra? Try this test: When you see a photo of yourself in a group of people, do you appear to be a large chest with a tiny little person following along behind? If so, you may benefit from a minimizer.” - Go Figure “I put on a pair of pants with a loud pattern and asked my sister, “Do these make my rear end look big?” “No bigger than it actually is.” Boy, there's nothing like a sister to give it to you straight. But that's the best thing about being 200 pounds - you don't look any bigger than you actually are. So you needn't lose sleep over it.” – Ton of Fun “It's not like we're not getting enough fiber at my house. We eat nuts in the form of Turkey Hill Tin Roof ice cream almost every night. Potato chips have fiber, too, don't they?” - Give Us This Day Our Daily Fiber

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