Caillou Stories

You never thought you would fall in love with a bald 4 year old...but here you are.

Sonic has spent many of his high school years in fear of his worst enemy... Baldi Baldassbitch. However, soon Sonic finds himself falling hopelessly in love with the leader of the Bald Boiz Club.

callious latest adventures as a 24 year old bald drug addct

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(Humor) (Caillou-Centric) **************** Summary: What the title says. Disclaimer: I don't own Caillou

Lalnix déménage et se retrouve dans un nouveau lycée avec Jean-Bernard le bad boy trop dark qui fait de la moto. Malheureusement, elle n'est pas très bien acceptée par ses nouveaux camarades, qui ne tardent pas à faire d'elle leur souffre-douleur (en même temps elle est rousse alors voilà). Jean-Bernard la harcèle tout les jours parce qu'elle a fait tombé ses spaghettis sur son nouveau t-shirt le jour de la rentrée. Désemparée, Lalnix sombre dans la dépression et les addictions multiples, tout en ne pouvant refouler ses sentiments envers Jean-Bernard. Ce dernier tombera-t'il sous le charme de notre héroïne, lui permettant ainsi de sortir de sa dépression ?

Caillou is a 5-year old kid with no family because neither his father, or mother, ever liked him so he ran away. He had an addiction for weed, and his dream was to get in a plane to Havana. Caillou was a Pimp. He got the girls for money and sold them to other men.

Today, children, I bring to you a magical and splendid tale that will be pulled directly from the cesspool that is my imagination. The next day, Betty Boop and Gosh trancended to earth, accompanied by Pablo the Pickle Man. One day, a strange-ass guy made of pizza was eating himself and growing himself back. His name is Pizza Crust. His brother from the streets of Miami named Jeebus was chilling in his ultra low quality condo with a pile of vodka flavored donuts when baby Jeebus beat his ass up for being lazy. "What the hell?" He shouted. He desperately needed food, but he needed money. So, he was thuggin with Pizza and earned $1,000,000. "Let's get out, the heat be comin." He muttered. So they went to 7/11 and someone was robbing the store. They got shot in the feet, and could not eat food because they couldn't walk. Then, Biggie Smalls walked in and said, "Sup ma niggaz" and shot the robber.

Kayu ve Pepee MÖ FOREVIR yılından beri kavgalıdır. Ve buda onların kavgasının hikayesidir. Her şey Malların Malı Pepee'nin, Allah'ın Ampul Kafalı Kelaynağı'nın sevdiğine yan gözle bakmasıyla başlar... Sonradan Niloya Oynadoyadoya'nın cinayetinden tutuklanırlar... Ekşın+Kayu+Pepe: Muhtişim Hikaye (Okuyacak olduğunuz bu hikaye mizah amaçlıdır. Küfür çıkabilir...)

Caillou wakes up at 3AM and decides he wants to rob a bank, but he can't do it alone. So he asked his little sister Rosey to come with him. They decide they're gonna rob the bank and then set it on fire but then they get hungry, what will they eat? ;) I hope you enjoy. I want to give credit to my Best Friend @izzythechildeater for writing this story with me AND making the cover, She also gave me ideas for some of the scenes. She doesn't post anything but I hope you check her out.

me and perfection go and burn down Ελένη's house. yeah thats it lol enjoy reading this bs ig Oneshot btw (?)

⚠️THIS BOOK WAS MADE IN 3/22/22 AND ITS VERY OLD,HAS BAD GRAMMAR PLEASE DON'T READ,IF YOU DO IM SO SORRY⚠️ (forgot this book existed💀) Your so called bsf Dora steals your man Caillou and you throw hands and Pepa pig pulls up and helps you fight them.Your at work gossiping with Pepa till you see Shrek💩 you and Pepa thought he was an opp and y'all where gonna fight but then Shrek and you hit it off oh and Pepa brutally traumatizes Shrek! (Doras hair is fake btw)

caillou fucking dies

made this out of pure boredom LMAO ill be surprised if anyone actually reads this gimmie requests and i will do them :3 based on goanimate

Caillou's family adopts Boots from an abusive home. Things didn't go as planned when the step brothers fell madly in love... How will their "parents" react, and could they keep their burning passion for one another a secret?

Caillou gotts learn some ways of life

Dr. Phil and Shreks lovemaking