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Carl Azuz, a depressed, horny man, meets a sexy, bad ass prostitute...

Carl Azuz travels to England to do a report on the new king, but accidentally falls in love with him and starts a messy secret affair. Also i think he ate a corgi

"Welcum toz CN AN 10!" I look at his eyes wide stares. "That's hot bro.." "I know." He flicks his wrist and stares at his god of foreheads. Update: Republishing this for a friend. #RIPCarlAzuz😔 You will be missed. (Not dead lol)

Carl Azuz is finally done with the week's CNN10, he's been tired out from the amount of stress it has left him with. Puns, Puns and more Puns.. it's starting to get too much. Until one day.. A celebrity that Carl Azuz himself had admired.. had been picked to be a guest on CNN 10....

this is a joke.

Carl Azuz was always thought of as a children show host, but only if they knew he held a fuck

Carl Azuz is just a regular news anchor for CNN Student News, that is, until you come into his life.

Carl Azuz and Lukeisha fall madly in love after meeting in the CNN10 studio. Read to see what happens.

this is a joke by the way

Imagines about me lord le savior Carl Azuz

The sequel to Carl azuz vs Lebron James sprite Cranberry

Bob Duncan is depressed, then he meets Carl Azuz, a CNN news anchor. Carl changes his life. Bob wants nothing to do his wife anymore, but she won't get a divorce. What will Bob do?

GUYS THIS IS SATIRE I SWEAR, PLEASE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY 😭 I MIGHT END UP WRITING SOMETHING SERIOUS BUT FOR NOW PLEASE DONT HATE ON ME THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!

"That's WALL for today, (Y/n). I'll cross the BORDER to your heart."

phil is kinky for carl's body and lips. potential smut. mhmm fuck yes. fml

End me OOF #1 in #carlazuz and #ironic as of September 1st, 2019!

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this is so chaotic pleace if you read it, it was written by 3 people. so please don't yell 8/1/2021 - #9 in CarlAzuz 8/9/2021 - #5 in CarlAzuz

You and your boyfriend, Carl Azuz from CNN Student News, have a pun-tastic relationship and love each other very much. But what happens when Carl gets sick and leaves you to take care of him?

Elon musk is one of the richest and most smart men on the planet (And hes going to mars!!!) but theirs one thing he doesn't have... It's love. People find love in strange places, and maybe when Elon Mush goes on CNN 10 and meets pun obsessed news anchor Calr Azuz....... he will find it <3