Cereal Stories

My writing sucks ass and this will prolly make no sense but isn't that what makes it good? yeah one piece characters in university, definitely not been done before but yanno, gonna have some epic dating, totally fun jokes and maybe terrible sex scenes if I get horny on main. You are very welcome

17 year old Alice's life sucks. She never had a boyfriend and all her friends hate her except Lea. Because of her bad grades she gets sent to her grandma’s where there is a really good private school. Little did Alice now that her rich grandma is taking care of her dead best friends 2 sons. One of them is hot, while the other is…okay. And she may develop feelings for both of them…who will she choose?

I mean, it's in the title. *A collection of midnight thoughts and happenings* *** EXCERPTS *** "My mom would somehow figure out that I was going to sneak out literally by the intensifying of my breathing after I got that text from the guy saying 'come over, i got you an uber.'" *** "So, I got upset, and I started yelling at him, saying 'So, it's totally cool if you walk around without any underwear on, but when I am going through a horrible but natural process that all women go through, YOU SHIELD YOUR EYES?!'" *** "Honestly, these nights where I stay up so late that I begin to convince myself I have a sleeping disorder are the nights that have kept me sane."

This is a story about how I woke my mom up with a cereal bag. Thank you for reading.

This is a sad story and I don't write sad stories so enjoy this piece of shit uglies

Hi. Here is a little "happy antidote" I suppose, and I wrote my idea of what would happen if the characters in the Hunger Games ever instant messaged each other. Hope it makes you laugh, and let the games begin.

Long story short, Arthur wants cereal, Cereal is gone, He goes apeshit crazy, Blames Merlin. But it'll get better towards the end, I may even add a bit of fluff but who knows?

To be bored is to be part of the luckiest subset of people to have ever lived. Yet boredom, while a nuisance to begin with, can signal a creeping sense of problems more sinister - existential dread, anxiety, loneliness, longing, and depression.. (cover art mostly not made by me) *based on the song Boredom by Tyler, the creator

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a milk carton? Your breakfast? A bowl? Probably not... Don't worry, that's what this book is for! Prepare to hear the enlightening tale that will change your life forever. ****** Authors note: I understand writing in the POV of objects is different to an ordinary story however this is just a short story made for the amusement of the reader! Enjoy!

~update: 7-15-21~ idk what to do or where this story is supposed to go so, please, comment on where and how you want the story to go~ Conny and Ryan are friends, not best friends, and they fall into a place where it's all illusions..

phil has tourettes, his most common word is bear. tw: drugs, suicide, self-harm

#-WARNING-# o This recipe those NOT contain any drugs, just chocolatness, sweetness and peacefulness~ o The cover pic isn't mine... I'll try to pick a decent photo later~

hint: it's not really about the cereal.

This is an ask or dare for Poseidon. I did one for all the mortals, but I can't do one for all the gods, how can I manage that? So here we are with my dad swearing on the River Styx to not kill me and to do at least 199. I thought it would be fun, okay. I'm also doing this mostly because a whole bunch of other people like Elle, Flora, and some others are doing this. I do NOT own Percy Jackson, Uncle Trolldan does.

Judy Hopps has had the dream of being an officer since she was a young child. She has fought through all of the people saying she can't. But, suddenly she can't take it anymore. She wants revenge.