Chaoticenergy Stories

Emily Vasquez thought rock bottom was getting dumped by her superhero boyfriend. That was before she got kidnapped by a guy with suspiciously good skin and a flair for the dramatic. Enter Ransom Alexander: supervillain, chaotic, and somehow the least threatening criminal mastermind in the city. She wants a job, dignity, and maybe a therapist. He wants world domination, or at least validation from cooler villains. Both of them clearly have issues, but what's the worst that could happen?

The Odyssey, but everyone has Wi-Fi and zero emotional regulation. Troy is over. The groupchats are not. Follow Odysseus, his exhausted crew, and a panel of messy gods as a ten-year journey home unfolds through group chats, pinned messages, deleted texts, and divine side-eye. Monsters get added. Gods subtweet. Men refuse to log off. Faithful to Homer. Unfaithful to silence.

Contrary to popular belief, Benjamin Brooks isn't crazy. He simply sees dead people. Unfortunately, that doesn't stop him from being admitted to a psychiatric unit to treat his so-called schizophrenia. But the clinic isn't what it seems - and neither are the other patients, behaving in ways that no diagnosis can explain. Now Benjamin is stuck with: - a kid who can't keep one identity straight, - a sugar-fueled meltdown waiting to happen, and - a walking hazard warning. Together, they set out to uncover the truth. What could possibly go wrong?

All characters belong to GHOST

Draco Malfoy had one simple plan: win a bet by making Ginny Weasley fall for him. Easy, right? WRONG. Because now: ✔️ Ron Weasley is actively plotting his murder. ✔️ Fred and George are selling copies of his love letters. ✔️ Hogwarts has turned into a war zone. ✔️ Somehow, Harry Potter is involved, and Draco DOESN'T KNOW WHY. ✔️ Ginny Weasley is a certified menace, and he might actually be in love with her. Also, Blaise Zabini started all of this, Theo Nott is being hunted by Luna Lovegood, Mattheo Riddle has found himself fake-dating Hermione Granger, and Enzo Berkshire might be engaged to a ghost. This shouldn't be happening. This shouldn't be Draco's life. And yet... Hogwarts might not survive, but Draco Malfoy sure as hell won't either.

This poem captures a real and chaotic Sunday morning that spiraled from peaceful oatmeal to a full emotional meltdown, followed by church parking lot drama, a barking emotional-support dog, a scarecrow-looking staff member demanding a pointless car move, and the panic-triggering boss at the center of it all. It's honest, funny, dramatic, emotional, and told with the kind of humor you use when life throws nonsense at you before 10 AM. If you've ever had a day where everything goes wrong for no reason, this poem is your whole soul on paper.

This AU was constructed by me and a good friend on mine on Tumblr. What started as somewhat of a Teruteru Mastermind AU that has grown into something that we are both very proud of. We hope that you are proud of it too! Tumblr URL's Mine: @hanamurachan69 Theirs: @hanamura-dangan-kin

When a simple volleyball training trip turns into a chaotic vacation, six boys-exes, lovers, and emotionally unstable teammates-find themselves tangled in more than just blankets and footwork drills. Kenma just wants Wi-Fi and alone time with Hinata. Hinata is trying not to fight his ex (again). Kuroo and Tsukki? Definitely not hooking up behind the hot spring screen. And Kageyama? He's still emotionally constipated with unresolved feelings and too many protein shakes. Towels are dropped. Rooms get reshuffled. Secrets get steamy. And the only thing more tangled than the sheets... is the drama.

💡 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: Welcome to a book that is 50% aesthetic, 50% insanity, and 100% questionable decision-making. ✨ This isn't your ordinary comedy book. Oh no. This is a beautiful mess filled with: ✔️ Existential crises over missing socks 🧦 ✔️ Deep philosophical debates about why WiFi never works when you need it 📶 ✔️ Unhinged one-shots about everyday disasters that should NOT be this funny 😆 ✔️ Random but oddly relatable rants about life, because why not? 🤡 If you love structured chaos, sarcasm, and aggressively aesthetic formatting, then congratulations-you just found your new obsession. Read at your own risk. Side effects may include: 🔹 Sudden bursts of laughter in public places 🔹 An identity crisis over whether you're the main character or the comic relief 🔹 The realization that this book might be too unhinged... but you love it anyway

Long ago, a man challenged the gods. His punishment: to be turned into a sword - the Cursed Blade. Centuries later, Yowai, a clumsy young mage from a tribe of warrior women, accidentally shatters that ancient weapon... and awakens the arrogant spirit trapped within. Bound by fate, they must face monstrous chimeras, royal secrets, and a destiny neither of them ever wanted. A tale of myth, humor, and tragedy - where even the weakest hero can shake the gods.

What if Price/Soap/Ghost/Alejandro/Valeria/Gaz/König/Price went on a car trip? How would they act? There is no story, just some ways I think they would act. I tried to make this funny while still picturing their personalities Sorry if there are some mistakes, English is not my first language

Transformers existing in dummy stupid vibes

In the heart of Shibuya, an elegant Frenchwoman named Grimm runs the most legendary second-hand underwear shop in Japan-a place where rare lingerie is treated like fine art. Enter Kyoshi Smeraldo, a dangerously charming underwear thief who thinks he's too slick to get caught. Except... Grimm knows everything. Instead of exposing him, she decides to have some fun-by blackmailing him into the most absurd deal of his life. Now, Kyoshi finds himself trapped in a chaotic world of eccentric collectors, secret transactions, and questionable life choices, all while trying to survive Grimm's twisted sense of humor. A hilarious, fast-paced, and delightfully ridiculous tale of crime, capitalism, and lingerie.

I thought writing an Anansi and Charlotte crossover would be fun. African trickster god meets classic children's literature-what could go wrong? Everything. Now I'm trapped in my own fanfiction as a pig while Anansi makes terrible pickup lines and Wilbur thinks I'm his soulmate. The only way out? Fix this story from the inside. Even if I have to do it with hooves. A comedy about writing, mythology, and fictional characters who refuse to follow the script.

When a vengeful spirit possesses a sweet college girl, fifteen hours is all it takes to turn a peaceful campus into a bloodbath. Tessy wants revenge. Miracle just wants her body back. Between knife fights, ghostly grudges, and boys who think they can outsmart death, one thing's clear-some secrets don't stay buried, and karma? She's got a sense of humor. How far would you go if the monster in the mirror wore your own face?

well- look at that here we are on number 7 - another book full of me losing my mind and art mostly digital art this book includes: Marvel, Anime, random shit, cursing, oc's, rp's, and a lot of chaotic energy that the weak cannot handle x3 note- I draw my oc's a lot so there's that :D note about the artist!: female! 16! taken!! I can do requests! credit to any artists work that I use that's not mine, unless it is stated otherwise that it is not my work. :)

THE ROAR BEHIND THE THRONE -A Mafia Heir. A Walking Disaster. A War Between Blood and Loyalty. Fausto Leone was born in power, forged in grief, and raised under the shadow of a lion's legacy. Heir to La Casata dei Leoni-a dynasty cloaked in suits, secrets, and silent killings-he's everything the underworld fears and everything women want. But emotions? Distractions? Attachments? He buried those the day his brother died. Enter Bellina Cortesi. A chaotic genius with a death ray in her garage and glitter on her face. She's loud, reckless, and impossible to control-but to her brother Ezio and eventually Fausto, she's family. What starts as a brother-sister bond between a mafia prince and a wild child scientist turns into something deeper-loyalty, chaos, and unspoken protection. Until fate-disguised as business, betrayal, and a devilish stepmother-decides to arrange their paths toward an engagement neither saw coming. Now the table is set. Old grudges return. Families clash. And love might just be the most dangerous weapon of all.

Description☆ [very brief] Ashlyn never really vibed with the whole "school is important" thing. After years of half-hearted attendance, doodling elaborate cake designs in the margins of her math homework, and a spectacular final straw involving a fire alarm, a rogue rolling pin, and an angry vice principal, she dropped out of high school. With nothing but sheer chaos energy, an unhealthy caffeine addiction, and a talent for baking that somehow survived her questionable life choices, she decided to open a bakery. Did she have a business plan? Absolutely not. Did she know what an LLC was? Also no. But did she know how to make a triple-layer chocolate cake that could make a grown man cry? Yes. And that was enough. Armed with an apron covered in flour, a playlist full of unhinged bangers, and a habit of talking to her pastries like they're her emotional support animals, Ashlyn built her bakery from the ground up. The result? A sugar-fueled empire where customers come for the desserts but stay for the absolute feral energy of the owner. Sure, she might occasionally set off the smoke alarm, forget to charge customers because she got distracted mid-order, or accidentally lock herself in the walk-in fridge (again), but at the end of the day, Ashlyn is living her best life-one cake at a time. IMPORTANT NOTE! I failed my grammar back in highschool so like dont attack me. It's literally my second language :D Yeah so bye enjoyyy