Chitterchatters Stories

❝HELP HELP HELLLP!❞ ❝Hello, this is the Fine Apple market, and no, we are not an Apple knockoff store; how may I help you?❞ ❝Well, someone just stole my phone.❞ ❝Sorry, what?❞ ❝You asked how you could help me.❞ ❝...Oh.❞ ◽︎◾︎◽︎ in which a jittery workaholic who realizes she needs help and an antisocial beach bum who doesn't realize he needs help both find help. short story #22 copyright © 2016 by rosecoloredsoul. all rights reserved. cover by @robinwithouthoodie

"Hello there, this is Gordon Town Dentistry, my name is Jaxson, how may I help you?" "Why do all the dentists sound so hot?" "Exscuse me?" "Oh... Sorry... That was... Inappropriate." "Yeah... Yeah it was." ⭐ A hopefully, goofy and heartwarming story of 3 people who ultimately become the most interesting group of friends as they go on a mental journey of confusion. COMPLETE BUT MOSTLY UNPUBLISHED FOR EDITING Current cover by @yuerise Copyright © 2016-17 jadannpace All Rights Reserved

Inspired by Waffle Cones. ◾▫◾▫◾ "Hello, this is-" "Can I have a root beer float?" "Excuse me?" "Yeah, you heard me." "I'm sorry, but, this is Split Beans Coffee...?" "Precisely." A/N: More details in first chapter...

❝ Hey ❞ ❝ I just met you...not. And this is crazy! But here's my new number! So call me you must! ❞ ❝ Holy shit. Tone deaf, husky voice, cocky undertone... ❞ ❝ Aww baby, my voice made an impact in your life. Miss me? ❞ ❝ Uh huh. I was very happy missing you. ❞ ❝ I knew you would-wait, what do you mean? ❞ ❝ Ay caramba. ❞ ➡ or in which two hot blondes with a sexual history decide to become 'just friends' for the sake of redemption. what they didn't bargain for was fighting each other's battles, trying to cure insomnia via singing at midnight and having conversations about Gossip Girl amongst other things. (and falling for each in the midst of it all) ➡ a/n: pretty cover by alteredstars/MicahLikesGraphics. highest rank: #35 in SS a sort of spin off to Logically Falling but can be read as a stand alone novella. please note that the protagonists are very annoying to the human society: jerky fuckboy-ery, cocky "thot" behavior, etc is contained. side project for summer 2k16.

Let's just say chubby fingers are a blessing and a curse. Sometimes they lead you into the inbox of a pervert other times they lead you into Noah's. I guess you could take that either way

"Vanilla Bean Frappe, medium, dash of vanilla, no whipped cream, 14 Aldersburry road." "Oh its you. Do you have a weird fetish with inter-" "-Upting people? No I don't think so." ~ Cast: •Emily Rudd, Lily Stone •Shawn Mendez, Aaron Smith

about a boy who was told his identity was something to be ashamed of. [cover by me] 2/11/17 ~ #89 2/7/17 ~ #102 in short story

"Good afternoon, this is the Demi's delivery service, how may I help you?" "HELP! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A HYDRA!" "I'm sorry sir but Demi's does not offer monster protection services. Perhaps you should try calling 911 instead." She was his Wise Girl. He was her Seaweed Brain. They just didn't know it yet. [Percy Jackson AU] [no spaces in title intended] (Previously The Unknown Hotline. Changed on 15/04/16) SOON TO BE COMPLETELY UPDATED AND COMPLETED (sorry it took me two years)

abbygator who the frick are you people?? hollyrancher i could say the same about you, too smokeandashes do i know you guys from somewhere? 100wyatts welcome fellow freaks to the group chat of d e l i n q e n t s

it started out as a dare- tahlie calling up- trying to waste their time, but add in a very pushy best friend, a lot of over-the-phone arguments, a potentially cheating boyfriend, and more than a few relationship problems, and she finds herself getting more and more fascinated by the ridiculous boy on the other side. [highest ranking #988 in short story]

"You remind me of my big toe. Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!" "Who the hell are you? And by the way ... that line is overused." In which a guy with sexual hormone issues dialed the wrong number and ended up in a very healthy, not-all-about-dirty conversations. Copyright © 2017 by -freux Cover by sunswept

❝ the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong. you just stop talking.❞

just this once love me back like you used to a dialogue story between ex lovers who might try again lowercase intended

He calls every week to book a the same table, then calls again once a week to cancel the reservation. Dialogue story! Finished!

Dialogue Story! Years ago her father gave her a phone number to call if she ever needed help, when he disappears she is determined to be independent and show him that she doesn't need to rely on him. She refuses to call for an entire year, until she gets locked in a closet looking for clues to his whereabouts. She is not sure what to expect on the other end of the phone but it was not a circus performer with more pride than charm. *First Draft* Hoping to be updated daily. Maybe I should aim for weekly... *Update* Finished writing! Updates should be regular from today onward!

Encounters between a girl who works as a barista at a local coffee shop; and a random boy that drops by every morning for his latte. Or is it that simple? {Dialogue Story} *first story on here, so mistakes are a definite. Thank you for giving this story a chance! Highest ranking: #430 in humor!

A short dialogue story between a super chirpy and confident girl and a rugged, ill- mannered bad boy. (full description inside)