Chitterchatters Stories

"You remind me of my big toe. Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!" "Who the hell are you? And by the way ... that line is overused." In which a guy with sexual hormone issues dialed the wrong number and ended up in a very healthy, not-all-about-dirty conversations. Copyright © 2017 by -freux Cover by sunswept

Dialogue Story! Years ago her father gave her a phone number to call if she ever needed help, when he disappears she is determined to be independent and show him that she doesn't need to rely on him. She refuses to call for an entire year, until she gets locked in a closet looking for clues to his whereabouts. She is not sure what to expect on the other end of the phone but it was not a circus performer with more pride than charm. *First Draft* Hoping to be updated daily. Maybe I should aim for weekly... *Update* Finished writing! Updates should be regular from today onward!

Where A girl who reads romantic books all day, & A boy who has seen more hate and loss than anything else, Talk about Love.

❝ Hey ❞ ❝ I just met you...not. And this is crazy! But here's my new number! So call me you must! ❞ ❝ Holy shit. Tone deaf, husky voice, cocky undertone... ❞ ❝ Aww baby, my voice made an impact in your life. Miss me? ❞ ❝ Uh huh. I was very happy missing you. ❞ ❝ I knew you would-wait, what do you mean? ❞ ❝ Ay caramba. ❞ ➡ or in which two hot blondes with a sexual history decide to become 'just friends' for the sake of redemption. what they didn't bargain for was fighting each other's battles, trying to cure insomnia via singing at midnight and having conversations about Gossip Girl amongst other things. (and falling for each in the midst of it all) ➡ a/n: pretty cover by alteredstars/MicahLikesGraphics. highest rank: #35 in SS a sort of spin off to Logically Falling but can be read as a stand alone novella. please note that the protagonists are very annoying to the human society: jerky fuckboy-ery, cocky "thot" behavior, etc is contained. side project for summer 2k16.

He calls every week to book a the same table, then calls again once a week to cancel the reservation. Dialogue story! Finished!

"Sheesh, you really want me to win, don't you?" "Yes, why wouldn't I want my star pupil to win?" "No really, why?" "So that I'll feel like a teacher whose student's grade went from F to A-plus." "Ouch." "I meant it as a compliment, 자기야." "Oh... so, training!" • • • • in which a girl learns how to sing from a Korean boy via calls highest ranking - #557 in Short Story 9/08/16 cover made by @scarredreams copyrighted © 2016 by Kristin Tan

"Princess, is that you?" "I'm sorry, what? You have the wrong number." "It cannot be a wrong number if I dialed a random number." "Does this work on all the ladies?" "More importantly, is it working on you?" "To be determined." [Completed]

"hello?" "hi. is this the person who owns the dog called.. uh, taffy?" "yes! have you found him?" "yep. he's at my house and he's perfectly fine." "oh, thank god." "yeah, just one question. who the hell names their dog taffy?" • • • two days after losing her dog taffy, azalea had lost almost all hope of finding him. but she gets a call from an extremely annoying person who claims to have found her dog. through jokes, phone calls and random texts, they both find friends for life and maybe something more? -------- HIGHEST RANK #16 in Short Story 20.1.17 cover made by me © copyright 2016 vreetie. all rights reserved.

"Good afternoon, this is the Demi's delivery service, how may I help you?" "HELP! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A HYDRA!" "I'm sorry sir but Demi's does not offer monster protection services. Perhaps you should try calling 911 instead." She was his Wise Girl. He was her Seaweed Brain. They just didn't know it yet. [Percy Jackson AU] [no spaces in title intended] (Previously The Unknown Hotline. Changed on 15/04/16) SOON TO BE COMPLETELY UPDATED AND COMPLETED (sorry it took me two years)

it started out as a dare- tahlie calling up- trying to waste their time, but add in a very pushy best friend, a lot of over-the-phone arguments, a potentially cheating boyfriend, and more than a few relationship problems, and she finds herself getting more and more fascinated by the ridiculous boy on the other side. [highest ranking #988 in short story]

A conversation between a boy who decided to confess his unrequited love and the girl. - This is a short story using only dialogue.

about a boy who was told his identity was something to be ashamed of. [cover by me] 2/11/17 ~ #89 2/7/17 ~ #102 in short story

A short dialogue story between a super chirpy and confident girl and a rugged, ill- mannered bad boy. (full description inside)

just this once love me back like you used to a dialogue story between ex lovers who might try again lowercase intended

"Hey babe. Last night's sex was amazing, wasn't it?" "Um...whaaa?" *** in which a guy accidentally calls the wrong number and makes a bond with a stranger.

Encounters between a girl who works as a barista at a local coffee shop; and a random boy that drops by every morning for his latte. Or is it that simple? {Dialogue Story} *first story on here, so mistakes are a definite. Thank you for giving this story a chance! Highest ranking: #430 in humor!

❝Hello, and welcome to Pizza Toppings delivery line, how may I-❞ ❝*sniffles*❞ ❝Woah, are you okay?❞ ~~~~~~~~~ In which a girl meets a boy over a pizza delivery line. Copyright © 2016 All Rights Reserved

in which two strangers are united by one wrong number. ©colliodal, all rights reserved. cover by - @crookednights