Cityhumans Histoires

Just a grouping of my historical oneshots by yours truly. A lot of these need to be rewritten but I will do that later hehe...

„I am serious, North." Her tone didn't allow for much argument, her stance final. "How much good can you scrape together, just within us?" Northern Germany was not one to back away easily. But he practically fled now, like a dog stumbling on its tucked-in tail with its hind legs as it retreated. Ironic, how he was able to spit after his British occupier yet trembled before his sister. He stared at her in bewilderment, eyes wide. Fearful, almost. Was he indeed? „What are you suggesting?" It came out little more than a whisper. South-West didn't let herself grow soft at her brother's bout of emotion, no, she didn't. But she let her face grow tired, wariness fleeing it in strides, wings almost touching the floor with how little power she had left to lift them. She still kept her head from falling forward and denied herself the wish to just step forward and embrace him. There was once a time where none of this this would have happened. "You have an idea already," she sighed. ------ Weimar had more than two children; Germany split into four, one child for each cardinal direction. Not all of them survived to become nations. --- ||disclaimers you might want to read|| • This is the first longer story I'm writing, so criticism is very appreciated :) • Trigger- and Content Warnings will be posted at the start of each chapter. Only because political ideologies like national socialism and communism are mentioned, I do not support them. Their portrayal in this story will be negative and any comments endorsing them will be deleted. • English isn't my first language, if you see a mistake, do point it out, I'll be eternally grateful for that.

Yeah, this is for all of my stupid ideas and shit. Enjoy Contains: Swears Languages that may not be English every once and awhile (Svenska, Español, Français) Might not be very historical Maybe a few ships suggestive topics The most stupidest ideas in history that I came up with at 5am Gay Penguins Blatent favoritism over Canada and Mexico being idiots How the fuck do I languages? Me complaining about life lol

This is an artbook

Its getting its own book bc I can. It is also split like my other book lol (The depressing au and the silly one!!!! The infected stuff also share this book since I dont feel like giving it its separate book anymore (well it will but that will only be for the parts) Teehee so uhm yea!!!!! Warning: There is ships I dont hc them all as siblings 😡😡😡 Its fine though 😁😁😁 Idc if you make em siblings just as long as you don't do anything weird with them,,,,,, (Flashbacks to that book where the Arkansas and Kansas thing was there and they were brothers and Kansas er...) EDIT OF 11/10/24: I changed the cover. DATE: 8/14/24

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Hi there :D This is my take on how many of the wars and conflicts would go in the Countryhumans world! I'm doing my best to make these historically accurate, but of course there are things that need to be changed :'D So far I've written (including main characters involved) The Partitions of Poland - Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, Russian Empire, Prussia, Austrian Empire The Landing of Humlebæk, The First Battle of Narva - Swedish Empire, Tsardom of Russia, Denmark-Norway The Byzantine Conquest of Bulgaria - Byzantine Empire, First Bulgarian Empire, Kievan Rus, Principality of Hungary Wahhabi War - Ottoman Empire, Emirate of Diriyah, Ottoman Egypt The Candia Massacre, Free - Cretan State, Kingdom of Greece, Ottoman Empire The Fall--->The Truth - Western Roman Empire, Byzantine Empire, a little bit of the Roman Empire, Odoacer's Kingdom of Italy, Dalmatia Survive - Ottoman Empire, Turkey, a little bit of Russian Empire Dust - French Empire, Prussia, Kingdom of Saxony, Kingdom of Bavaria Hurt - (SPOILERS FOR CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEY ARE UNKNOWN UNTIL NEAR THE END) - Ottoman Empire/Beylik, Sultanate of Rum, Beylik of Karaman I'm working on: British Empire lore ;) A lot of it.

This is just my art, you may ignore this if you want!

i probably wont be sober for most of these

Headcanons and shitposts at school-

WARNING: this is just my personal opinion. please do not be offended if I give your ship a bad rating. this is all just for fun.

||[This is a oneshots book made specially for the countryhuman fandom. I am focusing it mainly on UK.]|| .This book will contain: •Fluff •Angst •Smut/Lemon Etc. I will leaving warnings and TW's at the top of each chapter, so if you are uncomfortable with any of it feel free to not read or leave the book. Please don't make hateful comments, if you dislike it, then leave, it's simple.

No cover yet cuz idk Book 1 of my "life of Croatian cities" series! (Perfect family AU) TW: blood, violence, historical nations This is not meant to offend you guys, as this is just AN AU. If you're offended, I can delete the story if u want Zagreb, as known as Croatias capital city, had seen herself rise and fall throughout centuries, seeing generations come and go, and had rebuilt herself no matter what. However, as time passes, she could see herself having too much pressure as she is the "capital", that means she has to be the role model and the perfectionist among her siblings, causing her to argue with Dubrovnik on who is the best city and who should be the capital of Croatia. Life has been different ever since the fight between the two cities, causing the household to be unstable and the other cities being annoyed by the two. Time passes by, and they still kept fighting for the "capital" status, causing Croatia to step in and make them have warm ties with each other once again, as the family needs to be "perfect." but what happens when she couldn't handle it anymore and had no choice, but to leave the house..? Sometimes, the capital may crumble under perfection.. (THIS is not based on history, and this is an alternative AU. There will be no connection to history, unless yugoslavia is being mentioned.) Story will be in both English and Croatian. Inspired by my literature book.

For my NESO (and other sometimes) stories

Its a book about a fandom I created called, "Newshumans" made specifically to make fun of news stations because why not. Why not take the ones that divide this country and tease the hell out of them? This book contains: -Mild cussing -Enemies to lovers -Fourth wall breaks -Countryhumans -Apphumans -Statehumans -Cityhumans -Gay relationships Some warnings- this book has; -Racist Karens -Mild cussing -Republicans vs Democrats -Making fun of Republicans & Democrats -Offensive ideals -Stereotypes

Duluth is a outcast(this is a au so don't comment that I'm not going original to the American civil war)sneak peek Confederacy shot Duluth in the eye also this au is when the Midwest is evil Called the C.S.M.W (Confederate States of the Midwest),later in the story New Hampshire and Duluth will you know like eachother in the story *Warnings!!!* *Blood* *Ships* *Death* *Betrayal* *DrAmA* *Some funny moments* The ships New Hampshire x Duluth Iowa x Minnesota

It's very random. The cover art is made by me :D I spent 2hrs and 20minutes on it 🥲 Enjoy this scheiße story 🥰

It's about Belfast being haunted by the whole Titanic thing and also London's in the story too I didn't really know what I'm doing sooooo enjoy❤️

This is random countryhumans, cityhumans, regionhumans, provincehumans or whatsoever, all in one go. These are original jokes, or extensions of some other jokes. eheheheheheheheheeh chuckles im in danger jkjkjk wkwkwkwkwwk hahahahahahahahaha