Clever Stories

"This world is a legacy system running on an unpatched OS. I'm just here to install the stability updates." When Kazuya, a former systems engineer and corporate slave, was summoned to another world along with his entire house, he didn't ask for a legendary sword. He asked for Fiber-Optic Internet. Armed with the collective wisdom of the entire world via the Internet, there is now virtually nothing he doesn't know. He has zero interest in "grand adventures." He'd rather stay inside his magically-transported home, drink ice-cold cola, and solve the Kingdom's greatest crises via remote work. By treating every disaster-from collapsing infrastructure to "ancient curses"-as a series of logical bugs, he optimizes a world that relies far too much on fickle magic using modern systems thinking. While he "works" from the comfort of his sofa, his black cat Tama-who is secretly the Legendary Savior, Tarmane-is busy "deleting" any hardware threats (monsters) that dare disturb her owner's Wi-Fi signal. The people call him a "Transcendent Sage." The Knights call his instructions "Divine Logic." In reality, he's just a lazy optimizer who knows that in any world, information is the ultimate weapon. An intellectual Isekai comedy where the greatest miracles aren't performed with wands, but with a perfectly executed patch. --- **Note from the Author:** This is the official English version of an original Japanese web novel, currently on going in Japan. While the English release is currently several dozen chapters behind the Japanese original, new episodes will be published here sequentially as the translation is finalized. Updates will be frequent as I work to catch up with the latest Japanese release!

"He fell from a burning plane into a world that eats the unprepared for breakfast. Whatever crawled out of the wreckage wasn't quite him anymore." "Seventy percent odds of death. A sister held hostage. And a power he doesn't understand-that even he is afraid to use." Vaniel was just a guy on a plane with his fifteen-year-old sister, headed home to a life of retirement, bad coffee, and bar fights. Then the sky ripped open. Purple fire unmade the engines. A storm of luminous something-not light, not smoke, not quite real-poured through the tear in reality. It burrowed into his chest while the world screamed around him. When he woke up after awakening, bandaged and barely breathing, something had changed. Not his face. Not his name. Something underneath. He sees things now. Threads in the air. Seams in the shape of the world. And when he concentrates-when he pushes past the splitting headache and the taste of copper-he can pull. Colors that don't exist. Shapes that shouldn't hold. Reflections that stare back when no one's there. The woman in white calls him a Seer. She says his power is weak. Belief-steering. Party tricks. But her eyes watch him like he's a bomb. They've given him a choice: become their suicide soldier, or watch his sister die. The odds are seventy percent against him. But the power was still inside him. Quiet. Waiting. And sometimes, when he dreams, a magician in a top hat smiles and whispers: "You were the one I was waiting for."

Worlds don't collapse because of demons, invasions, or disasters. They collapse when their protagonists fail. To prevent countless worlds from being erased, Alex Bellrox-the creator of the Super System and founder of the World Administrator Association-recruits native children and trains them as rookie administrators. Their mission is simple: Find the protagonist. Fix the story. Save the world. At six years old, Bai Luoxuan becomes one of them. He should have inherited the most advanced Super System ever created. Instead, a configuration reset during installation leaves it barely functional. As if that weren't enough, the incident triggers a causality backlash that prevents Alex Bellrox himself from providing guidance or training. Armed with only fragmented memories, a broken system, and no mentor to rely on, Bai Luoxuan must guide the protagonist candidates and repair broken storylines before his world reaches its bad ending.

Struck by lightning, she woke up in a world that had never heard of tofu. Armed with modern knowledge and a plate of ambition, Lin Wei is ready to turn a humble bean into a culinary empire. But can a single mother survive jealous neighbors, scheming rivals, and the lure of ancient royalty? In a land where tradition rules, she's about to rewrite the recipe for success-one block of tofu at a time.

There once was a silly old man that gets a crazy idea to make himself some special grasshopper shoes so he can run and play with all the critters in his yard. But when they don't fit him, he has to deal with a nosey little spider that comes along and wants to buy them. It is a silly, rhyming story that will have you and your child laughing out loud! I hope it becomes one of your favorite bedtime stories! If you enjoyed the story, please remember to vote! Thanks for your support! Bobbie J ~❤~

This article is published as "The Best of the Wind", Taobao, Dangdang and other major websites are sold. The dark forces are her industry! The famous black king of the world is her apprentice! The pervasive intelligence network is her profession! She is the best assassin in the world of twenty-one century, high intelligence genius, black bellied, and beautiful arrogant. As soon as she transmigrated, she became the Miss Wu. It is a pity that the world is ignorant, and the woman who is a laughing stock has this amazing talent and power. A blockbuster, sharp show, arrogant, brilliant!

In this silly, rhyming story, the grasshopper is having a tough time with his annoying friend, the worm. The worm is always bathing in the rain and for some strange reason it bothers the grasshopper. When the grasshopper decides to play a funny prank on the worm, it only backfires on him! I hope you enjoy the eighth book in the "If I were a..." series. I had such a wonderful time writing this and I hope you enjoy it too and it quickly becomes a favorite bedtime story for you and your children. If you enjoyed book eight, please vote with a star so that I know I'm doing a great job entertaining you. Don't forget to check out the other books in this series as well as my other children's books! Thank you for your support! Bobbie J ❤

❝whens a monster not a monster❞

In this silly, rhyming story, the elephant is having a tough time with his annoying friend, the monkey. The monkey is always "monkeying around" and is always throwing rocks and bananas at him. He's constantly bothering him and won't let him get any sleep. When the elephant gets tired of being laughed at by all the other animals and has lost his patience with his mischievous friend, he decides it's time to get even. I hope you enjoy the seventh book in the "If I were a..." series. I had such a wonderful time writing this and I hope you enjoy it too and it quickly becomes a favorite bedtime story for you and your children. If you enjoyed book seven, please vote with a star so that I know I'm doing a great job entertaining you. Don't forget to check out the other books in this series as well as my other children's books! Thank you for your support! Bobbie J ❤

Cursed Thread A thread of pure love woven with curse. "You stole my love, Rana Sa," she screamed, her voice breaking like shattered glass. "I curse you. Your love will never be yours. In every lifetime, she will stand before you from her first breath to her last close enough to touch, yet never to keep.somewill snatch your love from you... You will live for her. You will burn for her. And you will suffer for her... forever." But the truth was buried deeper deeper than betrayal,deeper than blood,deeper than the grave itself. In every lifetime, he tried to protect her. And in every lifetime, he failed. She died in his arms. Again. And again. And again. Yet this time... something changed. This time, he will not beg fate. He will not trust destiny. He will not let love bleed silently before his eyes. If the world demands her life he will burn the world. Because this time, he will not let his love die. Not in front of him. Not in any lifetime. 🩸🖤 @ Kaashiwrts

In this silly, rhyming story, the spider thinks he's so smart and can outsmart a fly. He has built a beautiful web and tries to get the fly to trust him so he can trap him in it. What he doesn't know is, this isn't just an ordinary house fly. This fly is super clever and has a surprise for him. I hope you enjoy this first book in the "If I were a..." series. I had such a wonderful time writing it. I hope you enjoy it too and it quickly becomes a favorite! If you enjoyed book one please vote with a star so that I know I'm doing a great job entertaining you. Thank you for your support and don't forget to check out all the books in the series!

Who is that cute guy staring at her? Is it that hard to be a girl? Will Malissa find her mother? The answers are in this one little diary written by an unsteady girl whose name is Malissa! for 13-17 years old girls Easy to read and understand Advices? Write all of them please!

I'm just a girl, living in a lonely world. Lets cut out the bullshit, we all want one thing. Have our secret crush like us back without making the first move. But that one girl is in the way, how do I get rid of her?

Its about this girl named Gwen Breaker, who is not popular if anything she is at the bottom of the food chain! She is a nerd. But, more importantly she is the underdog. Gwen has an secret admire in the story. Who she tries to find out. During her time doing that she is being picked on by this girl who is a cheerleader named Claire Highland. One thing because, Claire hates Gwen with passion! During the whole story Gwen is breaking out of her shell and tries to be somebody. Other than being a Nerd! So, read on it's going to be full of twists and turns!

Let's be honest, the title is pretty self explanatory. Your book for the best/worst puns. There also may be a few other jokes and funny things in there. Enjoy! Please vote and feel free to comment any of your own puns! :) DISCLAIMER: I'm really not that creative and I'm pretty unoriginal so a lot of these are from the internet k bye

Tatsuo Yuu is an average student. Well, not really. He's very, very, very, very.... Stupid. That Baka! And you know what's worse? The life of every being on this planet, is relying on his grades. He needs to score in the top 20% in Japan for all of his tests. Which isn't too easy... For him... Baka. His best friend / tutor, Yoshio Toshi, has to help him get to the top, since she is an ace student. my friend @HowlFlight and i are making our own versions of this story.

Part One