Comedy Stories

ကျန်ချန် သူ.. သူနောက်ဆုံးတော့ နောင်တတွေနဲ့ဘဲ သေဆုံးခဲ့ရတယ်....... အလိမ်အညာတွေ ရဲ့အောက်မှာ သူကို တကယ်ချစ်တဲ့သူကို စွန့်ပစ်ခဲ့တယ်.... ဟက်....ကိုယ့် ကို သစ္စာဖောက်ပြီး ကိုယ့် ပိုင်ဆိုင်မှုတွေ လိုချင်တပ်မက်နေတဲ့ မိန်းမ ကိုမှ ချစ်ခဲ့ မိတယ်.... ကျန်းချန် ထပ်ပြီး ဆုတောင်းမိတယ် သူ့ကို နောက်ဆုံးအကြိမ် အခွင့်အရေး ထပ်ပေးဖို့ ဆုတောင်းမိတယ် .......................................... ကနြျခနြျ သူ.. သူနောကျဆုံးတော့ နောငျတတှနေဲ့ဘဲ သဆေုံးခဲ့ရတယျ....... အလိမျအညာတှရေ့အောကျမှာ သူကို တကယျခဈြတဲ့သူကို စှနျ့ပဈခဲ့တယျ.... ဟကျ....ကိုယျ့ ကို သစ်စာဖောကျပွီး ကိုယျ့ ပိုငျဆိုငျမှုတှလေုခငြျတပျမကျနတေဲ့ မိနျးမ ကိုမှ ခဈြခဲ့ မိတယျ.... ကနြျးခနြျ ထပျပွီး ဆုတောငျးမိတယျ သူ့ကို နောကျဆုံးအကွိမျ အခှငျ့အရေး ထပျပေးဖို့ ဆုတောငျးမိတယျ .......................................

Shi Li found herself transported into a novel, becoming the vicious female supporting character who had an unhealthy, obsessive love for the male lead. During classes, she was either scheming how to win over the male protagonist or pondering the fates of her classmates in the original story. [It seems that in the next few days, Director Wei will have a car accident] Upon hearing Shi Li's inner thoughts, the young lady abruptly stood up. [However, after Director Wei's death, his mistresses and illegitimate children will show up at the door, claiming a large portion of the family fortune] The young lady gracefully sat back down. A few days later, the chairman died in a car accident and was promptly cremated before his last breath had even faded. When the mistresses tried to storm in with their illegitimate children to claim their share, all that remained was a fresh, warm urn of ashes. [That new sister-in-law of the school bully seems to be involved in some serious trouble behind his brother's back] The school bully thought indifferently, wondering how bad it could be - at worst, she'd be cheating on his brother. [She's connected to human trafficking rings operating across borders] School bully: ! The police cracked a major international case, and thanks to this incident, the school bully finally gained recognition from his family. Everyone assumed Shi Li was madly in love with the male lead. The academic genius helped her create "chance" encounters. The young lady even delivered the male lead to her bed. Of course, some people took a different approach. Class monitor: What do you think of my young uncle? Others who rushed over upon hearing this: You fool, what are you trying to do? ----------------------------------------------------------------- Source - akknovel.com Author(s) - 墨柳清竹 Purpose - offline reading

After dying in a car accident, a modern-day man named Marquas transmigrates into the body of Severus Snape during the First Wizarding War. Armed with knowledge of the future and a dark sense of humor, he decides to rewrite Snape's tragic fate. No longer obsessed with Lily or blindly loyal to Dumbledore, Marquas-Snape carves his own path mocking Voldemort, trolling Death Eaters, and revolutionizing magic. You can support and excess to next 10 chapter on patreon.com/Well_being Disclaimer: This is a non-commercial fan work. I do not own [Harry Potter] or any of its characters, settings, or intellectual property. All rights belong to their respective creators and copyright holders. This work is created for entertainment and personal expression.

Book 1: Y/n is a sweet,kind, and loving woman who recently moved into the village of Konohagakure, The Village hidden in the Leaves. That's when she came across the villages' most hated kid. Feeling sympathy for the misunderstood blonde boy, she adopts him! -The book somewhat follows the original Anime (movies not included) but there are some obvious changes. -There are some grammar errors because of stupid typos or autocorrect so don't mind them. -Usually updates are random but I'll at least try to update once or twice a month. {Started}: May/30/2022

"The moon fucking haunts you, bitch!" "We really shouldn't have visited Egypt that day." (A/n: English is not my first language)

Arc 1 - 4 finished✅ Arc 5 📝 Hestia del Rosario is a powerful noblewoman born from proud house of the Rosario Marchiony. She is known for tormenting her own daughter for the simple reason of... not being born a boy. In the original story, she died a brutal death at the hands of her husband: the Duke himself. Her daughter? Left to rot in the woods... until the female lead finds her and raises her as her own. I was just your ordinary about to be transmigrated girl before I died. But then i suddenly woke up and became the abusive, spoiled, and "evil mother" who died in chapter three! Getting poisoned by my husband? No way! Letting my daughter be taken away by a kind-hearted commoner? Well it can't be helped! She is the Female Lead, who can resist such charm?! But dying again? Absolutely not! "Your grace please don't hurt me" "Your grace I'm sorry, I won't do it again!" "Mommy...?" "Mom, where are you going?" "Mom, please don't leave me here with Dad. I want to go with you!" If I want to survive in this story, I have to rewrite the role I've been given before the main plot catches up to me. All I need to do is not abuse my daughter, do not blackmail the Duke because of my family's fame and connections, not be evil, and maybe, just maybe, I'll avoid my death. ...Hopefully. "Who says that we're getting divorced?" "We don't even love each other! I want to get married to a man that I love!" "Then love me, can't you do that?" First the child doesn't need the Female Lead, now my husband is clinging onto me? Date started: August 3, 2025 Date Finished: ? 🏆 Rank 12 at Fantasy-Romance

A boy is reincarnated into the world of My Hero Acadamia. His quirk? To manifest memes into reality as long as the desired meme fits the context...relatively... Line that will be probably used : "KAME...HANE...HAAAAAAAA!!!" "Rip and tear...until it is done..." "Serious Move. Serious Series...Serious Punch." "MACHINE GUN BLOWS" "UNO REVERSE BABY!" "In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap.." "FUS-RODA!" "Can't touch this..." "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!..." "Say hello to my little friend!..." "Hello boys! I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACK!" "THIS! IS! SPARTA!" "Long live the king..." "YOUUU! SHALL NOTTT! PASSSSSS!" "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die..." "Skadoosh" "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!" "Shouldn't have said that. I should NOT have said that." "Oh yeah. Its big brain time." "Speed...I am speed." "Aw ****. Here we go again" "*Chuckles* I'm in danger." "We don't do that here..." "FBI OPEN UP!" "...wait a minute..." "Ladies and Gentlemen...we got 'em." "Why are you running?! Why are you running?!" "I believe I can flyyyyyyyy!" "YEET!" "I am Iron Man." "My spidey sense is tingling." "I may not look like it, but I'm actually 112 years old..." "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier." "And I love you random citizen!" "Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore..." "My death was...greatly exaggerated..." "Ya like jazz?" "Pikachu! I choose you!" "Hey you! Your finally awake!" "And his name is JOHN CENAAAAA!!!!" "(*confused screaming)" "No no. He's got a point." "Speech Increased [100]" This is going to be mostly a comedy.

When a mysterious killer started wiping out the city's prettiest, meanest, most scandalous girls, Eleo thinks she's safe. She's none of those things. She's just a clumsy, overworked college student with zero dating experience. That is, until she does something spectacularly dumb that inevitably put her in his path. Now, instead of living her quiet, peaceful life, she's dealing with: • ‌A ridiculously good-looking serial killer who won't leave her alone. • ‌Death threats that sound suspiciously flirty. And, Eleo's got two options: 1. Find out who the killer is before he "accidentally" falls in love with her. 2. Die. ...And dying sounds 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 inconvenient. 🚨 Not a tutorial. Do NOT attempt.

⟡ ݁₊ . A fatal train accident should have marked the end of [Y/n] [L/n]'s story. But instead of death, she transmigrated into the world of Moriarty the Patriot--reborn as the daughter of a maid in the infamous Moriarty estate. Given a second chance in life, [Y/n] was sure to live to the fullest in this fictional world. Whether through spending her time aiding the Moriarty brothers, or busying herself crafting a new identity: The Nightingale -- a sharp-tongued, anonymous columnist who uses the power of the press to expose the sins of the elite. ⋅˚₊‧𐙚‧₊˚ ⋅ romance ⋅˚₊‧𐙚‧₊˚ ⋅ enemies to lovers ⋅˚₊‧𐙚‧₊˚ ⋅ mystery ⋅˚₊‧𐙚‧₊˚ ⋅ dark content

Yao Yao was born as a little glutton, her appetite rivaling half a mountain. One day, the old Taoist who adopted her passed away in meditation. At just three and a half years old, Yao Yao had no choice but to pack her small bag and head down the mountain to find her senior master. By chance, she ended up saving a wealthy tycoon from a car accident and became the adopted daughter of the prestigious Gu family. At first, everyone in the Gu family opposed the idea. The Gu family matriarch tapped her cane and said, "Raising someone else's child? Careful not to end up with an ingrate!" The Gu family head, Gu Xuesong, said indifferently, "Picked up halfway? Who knows what kind of trouble she might bring." From the eldest to the seventh brother, their response was unanimous: "We don't want a sister!" But this little girl, rejected by the entire family, proved herself after joining the Gu household. She resolved the business partner issues that even Gu Xuesong couldn't handle, bringing in so many contracts that they couldn't sign them all. She cured the Gu matriarch's chronic leg pain, to the point where the old lady was now striding around effortlessly... Even the seven Gu brothers, one after another, benefited greatly from her presence. It was only then that the Gu family realized they had brought home a treasure. From then on, the Gu family's attitude completely changed. The Gu matriarch: "Yao Yao, do you want some cream puffs? Grandma will buy them for you." Gu Xuesong: "Yao Yao, do you want a private jet? Daddy will have one sent over to take you for a ride." The Gu brothers: "Yao Yao, do you want..." And so, Yao Yao secured herself a meal ticket-one of the highest quality! ================== Note: get access to 100+ Advance Chapters on my patreon.com/flokixy

Dead Girls Don't Say No A Yuri Apocalypse Novel When the world ended, Raven Salvatore didn't cry. She stole a truck, maxed out her father's credit card, and built a fortress of stolen goods. Survival was never about hope - it was about hoarding, hustling, and hitting first. Then she met Alara. Beautiful. Dead. And unlike any zombie Raven had ever seen. Alara wasn't just wandering aimlessly like the others she was aware. Hungry, yes... but for her. Something about Raven's very existence stirred a sliver of life back into the girl's rotting heart. Armed with a mysterious system that gifts her a private Sanctuary dimension, Raven becomes a new breed of survivor. She doesn't just dodge the undead. She cultivates food in barren wastelands, stockpiles weapons inside her pocket world, and most dangerously nurtures her own evolving zombie companion. As Raven feeds Alara crystallized nuclei from fallen zombies, Alara begins to grow stronger... smarter... closer. No one warned Raven that love would be the deadliest infection of all. With humanity's last cities crumbling, the earth poisoned, and mutated horrors lurking in every shadow, Raven has one simple rule: "Don't trust the living. Trust the girl who would kill for you instead." In a world where survival is bought in blood and sanity rots away like the flesh of the dead, Raven and Alara carve out a life together - violent, tender, and defiantly alive. Dead Girls Don't Say No is a genre-bending, unapologetically queer tale of survival, devotion, and undead romance at the end of the world. For fans of brutal apocalypse sagas, dark love stories, and heroines who refuse to die quietly.

Ren Hector was supposed to be a Doctor. Instead, he died of a heart attack five years into surgical residency and woke up in a nightmare world where people awaken as Hunters by surviving their worst fears. The System was supposed to grant him healing powers. But something went wrong. A glitch during binding process warped his class into something monstrous. Now, as the Doctor of the Ruin Gospel, Ren wields sentient surgical tentacles and a chainsaw instead of holy light. Now he's the Doctor of the Ruin Gospel, a walking medical atrocity who heals people with surgical tentacles, a chainsaw, and a mouth in his palm that bites things for diagnosis. The more fear he causes, the stronger he gets. Trapped in a broken system, in a world ruled by Gates, monsters, and divine protocols, Ren isn't here to save the world. He's just trying to cure it. And maybe bill it later.

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ***** After his brother disappears and a burial mound explodes, high school student Tyler Graves starts having strange visions. His brother warns him that something is coming for him. Soon, Tyler's entire family is slaughtered, and he's being hunted by an otherworldly entity known as The Grinning Man. Fleeing to Marble Springs, he meets Serling and Price, real estate agents who specialize in selling haunted houses. It's up to this unlikely trio to stop a madman from destroying the world - by literally unleashing Hell on Earth! (Sequel to Apartment 239.) [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

[This story is now FREE!] When Andie Bank agreed to take a job to help save her friend's reputation, it wasn't supposed to end up in a romance-fueled galactic rescue mission with her irresistibly hot boss. ***** With a merciless tabloid set on destroying the Hollywood career and reputation of Andie's best friend, Andie accepts a job offer with the same company on the condition that they leave her friend alone. She knew about her smoking hot boss when she accepted the accounting position, but the tabloid failed to mention small details like celebrity kidnappings, alien imposters, camera-shaped ray guns, and their absolutely abysmal knowledge of the American tax system. Unable to deny their atomic attraction, Andie and her boss's kisses quickly evolve into a forbidden affair that must remain secret at all costs. When a certain vengeful ex-fiancé discovers their secret, the laser guns come out and Andie is forced to flee for her life. As time runs out, Andie must choose between love or committing a crime that goes against everything she stands for. Plus hot alien sex! ... [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover designed by Eva (Fathima) Ismail

Emma and Vivian spend their summer at a new camp to help out a friend, only to discover that it's a dating camp and they both have to pretend to be single! ***** Emma and Vivian, having spent their first year of college living together, agree to spend their summer at Gwen Black's latest camp. Unfortunately, due to a misunderstanding (and Gwen's aggressive advertising), the entire camp is using Emma as a mascot because she's "single". Emma and Vivian decide to let the situation play out to help Gwen, finding a new thrill in keeping their love secret. Soon, though, things get out of hand as they start making each other jealous, and someone online is working to destroy their relationship (and the entire camp)! Can Emma save the camp, her reputation, and the only relationship that's ever mattered to her? (Sequel to Camp Mapplewood: original version.) [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]]

Anne De Ville is a do-the-same-thing-every-day kind of ordinary. On the one day she chooses to try and do something different, she ends up dropping her shoes down several flights of stairs, right onto the head of her crush-and her brother's best friend-Hunter Denegan. Will her Prince Charming look for the girl who lost her shoe? [This book is going to be published with Wattpad WEBTOON Book Group in the Summer 2025] [[word count: 20,000-30,000 words]]

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

you cant catch me! why!? am so fast!! two kids, one called Flash and the second is Reverse Flash, they are twins, every morning they wake up, made their bed, brush their teeths, take a shower and wear their clothes, the two then go to the kitchen and eat breakfast and getting a forehead kiss from their mother, after that they leave the house and stand on the usual line they draw on the grass, get on position, one, two, three! They start the race, they run and run fast on the same phase, cross the humans world then cross the underworld and heaven. on the end of the day, Flash and Reverse Flash back to home after that, take a shower then eat dinner but from tiredness, they sleep leaning on each other head in the dinner table so their mother had pick them up, put them back on their beds and sing a beautiful song for them and leave the room, as the two kids sleepe with a smile next to each other to start another race next day. That was a kids story, right? But what if one of the brothers didint like the result....?

"great, just great, I can't have a single calm morning, huh!?"