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Patreon :- Miss_Scream Death wasn't supposed to come so suddenly. One moment, Amara was living her quiet, ordinary life. The next, she was thrust into a new existence she never asked for. Dropped into Forks, Washington months before Bella Swan's arrival Amara awakens to an unfamiliar family, a familiar name, and powers she doesn't quite understand. The world feels wrong, yet eerily recognizable, as though it's following a script she half-remembers. As shadows stir and glittering predators lurk in the forest, Amara must navigate her second chance at life with caution, wit, and a stubborn will to survive. She may not know why she's here, but one thing is certain her choices will change everything. Twilight is no longer the story you thought you knew.

Lou Yuqing transmigrates into a cultivation world and binds to a gossip system, perfect for someone who just wants to lie flat and watch the drama unfold. There's only one problem. Her thoughts... aren't private. At the disciple acceptance ceremony, the esteemed Purple Cloud Immortal Venerable is about to take in a final disciple, until Lou Yuqing casually thinks: [That disciple will betray him in the future, steal his Daoist partner, loot his pills, and leave him a laughingstock of the cultivation world.] The Immortal Venerable's expression changes instantly. "We have no master-disciple fate." The chosen disciple: stunned. Lou Yuqing: even more stunned. Things only get worse from there. [Those two girls? Both impostors. The real one was thrown into a snake pit.] Sect Leader: "How dare you!" [That 'son-in-law'? Actually a woman in disguise.] Young Lady: "...A woman?!" [That patient? An undercover traitor who just crippled the Medical Sage and escaped.] Enforcement Hall: "Seize him!" Lou Yuqing just wanted to quietly eat melons and mind her business... But somehow, every thought she has gets broadcast to the entire sect. As secrets unravel, scandals explode, and chaos spreads- The sect prospers. Justice is served. And Lou Yuqing, the unwilling gossip machine... Becomes the darling of the entire cultivation world.

Being a normal college student, Eunseo was reincarnated into a book she barely remembers as a no-name canon fodder. To survive in an unknown world she devises a plan and cuts herself off from the main plot. But there she was years later standing neck-deep in trouble which she believed she had escaped. Will Eunseo be able to survive yet again?

ရုံးဝန်ထမ်းဖြစ်သူ လင်ယိတစ်​ယောက် အလုပ်အလွန်အကျွံလုပ်ခြင်း​ကြောင့် ရုတ်တရက်​သေဆုံးသွားခဲ့၏။ သူ မျက်လုံးများ ပြန်ဖွင့်လာချိန်မှာ လူချမ်းသာသူ​ဌေးကြီးတစ်​ဦးနှင့် စီးပွား​ရေးအရလက်ထပ်ထား​သော အ​မြောက်စာဇာတ်​ကောင်​လေး ဖြစ်​နေခဲ့​လေသည်။ ဤအိမ်​ထောင်​ရေး၌ လင်ယိက လုံးဝအ​ရေးမပါ​ချေ။ ​အေးစက်လွန်း​သော သူ၏ခင်ပွန်းဖြစ်သူ CEO မှာ အိမ်သို့တစ်ခါမှပြန်မလာဖူးဘဲ လစဥ်လတိုင်း သူ့ကတ်ထဲသို့ ယွမ်ငါးသန်း အသုံးစရိတ်ကိုသာ လွှဲ​ပေးတတ်သည်။ လင်ယိ : ဒီလို​ကောင်းတဲ့အရာမျိုး တကယ်ရှိတာလား။ ​ကဲ၊ အခုက အေး​အေး​ဆေး​ဆေးအနားယူပြီး လှဲ​​နေရမဲ့အချိန်ပဲ! ထိုအရာအပြင် လင်ယိမှာ ​မွေးစားသားတစ်​ယောက်ရှိ​နေသည်။ [T/N: တကယ်​တော့ လင်ပါသားပါ။ အဲ့နာမည်ကြီးက ​ခေါ်လို့မ​​ကောင်းလို့ ​မွေးစားသားလို့ ​​ရေးထားပါတယ်။] သူ၏​မွေးစားသားဖြစ်သူ ​ဟော့​မျန်မ

Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone from a Lovecraftian world got isekai'd into another world built on Lovecraftian themes? Well, it's absolute chaos. Meet Alaric, a human(questionably) survivor of the madness and chaos caused by a certain crawling chaos, who, thanks to the kindness of a certain bubble daddy, got isekai'd into a "fake it till you make it" world. What will he do in this strange new world? Climb the ladder of power to become that impossible god unless you're just a pawn of a certain Russian priest or a certain goth mommy? Or become a Cheshire cat, leaping onto a 4D chessboard to disrupt the schemes and mind games of these bizarre folks? For Alaric, it's not a tough choice. But before he picks either path, he must, of course, uphold the time-honored tradition of isekai'd victims(questionably) that forms the foundation of this world. What's that tradition? Keeping a diary. --- [Alaric's Transmigration Diary] [Day 1: I encountered Amon. Used a special technique to summon a projection of the Ancient Sun God, who personally delivered a heavy slap to Amon. Hope Amon appreciates this weighty paternal affection.] [Day 2: I received an invitation from the Aurora Order. Told them I want it all... looks, brains, and combat prowess... and invited them to join my newly founded Joker Club.] [Day 3: I met Leonard and acknowledged Gramps Pallez. Declined Leonard's enthusiastic suggestion for the old man to move in with me, as I'd rather not have a old man critiquing my every move, even in private moments.] [Day 4: I told Klein I plan to pray to a deity named The Fool. Watched his eyes widen in shock and kindly offered him some eye drops.] [Day 5: I listened to Medici perform a two-hour comedy routine. Suggested he go professional and invited him to share a meal.] . . . [Day 666: I fully absorbed a certain crawling chaos fragment within me. From now on, I am the Fifth Pillar.]

The Fake Scumbag Gong's Online Romance Backfires . story not mine | offline read purpose . Jiang Tian came home after evening study and found his house in chaos. His older sister-who was about to get engaged-just discovered that her blind date was a scammer: a closeted gay man secretly playing bottom on a gay dating app! Furious, she downed three bottles of baijiu and insisted that Jiang Tian pretend to be a scummy dominant top online, seduce the liar, lure him out, and then slap him hard across the face. Jiang Tian: Jie, did you forget your little brother is still in high school? Sister: My baby brother is the top of the year, 187cm tall with broad shoulders and abs. If even he doesn't feel sorry for me, who will? Jiang Tian: ... Jiang Tian: Then teach me how to do it. I've never done this before. That night. Through his sister's "friend recommendation," Jiang Tian added the scumbag, followed online guides, and sent a photo showing his abs- Then, expressionless, he asked the man: "Wanna meet?" *** Chu Xuyu received a stranger's friend request. Fresh out of a meeting, a little tipsy from red wine, he stared at the ab pic through his gold-rimmed glasses, feeling flushed and dazed. "......" Noticing the recommender was his former secretary, he paused and asked, "Do you know who I am?" Three months later. Chu Xuyu, executive president of a top conglomerate, found himself experiencing love for the first time. He decided to meet his online boyfriend-who was ten years younger than him-in person. Meanwhile- Jiang Tian, following his sister's instructions, had used abs, collarbone shots, a deep voice, and other "bait" methods to finally reel in the fish. He knocked on his sister's door, phone in hand: "Jie, the scumbag agreed to meet up. How should I reply?" His sister screamed loud enough to shake the roof: "Why the hell did I send my ex-boss's WeChat?!" Jiang Tian: ... "Are you serious, Jie?" ommited

Emma and Vivian spend their summer at a new camp to help out a friend, only to discover that it's a dating camp and they both have to pretend to be single! ***** Emma and Vivian, having spent their first year of college living together, agree to spend their summer at Gwen Black's latest camp. Unfortunately, due to a misunderstanding (and Gwen's aggressive advertising), the entire camp is using Emma as a mascot because she's "single". Emma and Vivian decide to let the situation play out to help Gwen, finding a new thrill in keeping their love secret. Soon, though, things get out of hand as they start making each other jealous, and someone online is working to destroy their relationship (and the entire camp)! Can Emma save the camp, her reputation, and the only relationship that's ever mattered to her? (Sequel to Camp Mapplewood: original version.) [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]]

Sia just wanted one thing-peace. No people. No drama. No attention. But on her very first day at a new school, everything goes wrong. Instead of staying invisible, she accidentally gets noticed... by not one, not two, but seven of the most popular boys in school. And the worst part? They won't leave her alone. Each of them is different. Each of them is dangerous in their own way. And Sia? She just wants to run away. But what happens when running away is no longer an option?

You used to work at the playtime factory. However, once you found out about the big bodies initiative, you immediately quit horrified at the prospect that disobeying employees along with children were being experimented. After 10 different jobs, you decided to take a break But then you got a letter saying to come back to the factory and find the flower. What you didn't know was that the toys had planned for you to come back for a long time and Poppy was the ringleader behind it all.

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

"I objected. Loudly. At the wrong wedding." A chaotic romantic comedy about time zones and terrible timing. Lola Thompson doesn't crash weddings. She improves them. Usually by accident. She flew across the world to stop her longtime crush from getting married. Instead, she storms into a ceremony, makes history, and goes viral for all the wrong reasons. There's just one microscopic, catastrophic detail. It's not his wedding. Now trapped in a PR nightmare with a man who believes "love sells" better than truth, Lola has to decide whether she's the heroine of this story... or just the punchline. A fast, unhinged romantic comedy about time zones, terrible decisions, and discovering that fate might be aggressively sarcastic. #romance #romcom #romanticcomedy #chicklit #newadult #contemporaryromance #love #drama #comedy #funny #fakedating #fakefiance #enemiestolovers #ceoromance #bossromance #wedding #weddingdrama #weddingcrasher #destinationwedding #publicscandal #viral #socialmedia #slowburn #humor #strongfemalelead

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION When her initiation into her college's History Club goes awry, Sol has to come face to face with Ethan-the cute guy whose house she just broke into. ***** Soledad Gutierrez, or Sol to her friends, decides to join the History Club at her Community college. However, this club is not like other clubs: they have an initiation process and a slew of other 'extracurricular activities.' In order to join the club, Sol must break into the oldest house in her small Californian town and steal one of their forks. The club members provide all the materials to break in; she just needs to take the utensil, take a selfie in the kitchen, and get out undetected-with the fork, of course. The problem is: Ethan Winston spots Sol in his grandparent's house, and he's determined to uncover the reason behind the break-in. However, both he and Sol are thrown for a loop when feelings begin to develop between them. And as Ethan becomes suspicious of the History Club, he and Sol get tangled in an adventure none of them were expecting. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] [[Wattys 2019 Winner for Young Adult + Being Published by Wattpad Books in Fall 2020]]

The war between gods should have ended with victory. Instead, Odin All-Father returns from Jotunheim carrying three children- one born of thunder, one born of frost, and one... whose origin even the gods cannot see. Reborn into the Marvel world as Odin's third son, Alexander Ashborn Odinson grows beneath the golden halls of Asgard-quiet, observant, and far too calm for a child of gods. While Thor shines like lightning and Loki walks the edge of shadow, Alexander sleeps peacefully... as if the universe itself has agreed not to look at him. But silence does not mean weakness. Hidden beneath his innocent smile is a sign-in system, awakening powers drawn from worlds beyond gods and myths. Fire that should not exist. Wisdom that predates fate. A presence that makes even Yggdrasil bend its roots in protection. As Alexander grows, so do the questions. Why can divine authority not command him? Why do cosmic beings fail to notice his existence? And why does Odin-ruler of realms-hesitate when he looks upon his youngest son? In Asgard, laughter echoes and brotherhood is forged. Beyond it, the cosmos stirs-aware that something is missing. Because some flames are not meant to burn yet. And when the world finally dares to look at Odin's third son... it may already be too late.

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

Shen Lian, courtesy name Ziruo, just wanted a break. Caught between internship chaos and academic burnout, he takes a well-earned week off to chill, cry, and binge the historical fantasy dramaThe Untamed. He didn't expect to spiral into emotional devastation, fall headfirst for a flute-wielding chaos gremlin, or whisper a half-joking wish to meet them in real life. Then he got electrocuted. And woke up in the body of a 14-year-old disciple of the Meishan Yu clan. Now he's been selected to travel with the Yunmeng Jiang disciples to the Cloud Recesses. Which might be okay... if everyone in this world couldn't hear his thoughts. Modern snark, spoiler-filled rants, thirst over cultivators, and deep philosophical takes on character arcs? All broadcasted-out loud He thinks he's losing his mind. The cultivation world thinks he's a prophetic oracle. But somewhere beyond time and space, a greater force watches and whispers: What if someone could change the story?

Started in 2018 Hardcopy available on NotionPress and Amazon *Rank* 1 * in #boynextdoor *Rank* 1 * in #badboylovestory When shy yet sarcastic Daniella Jones met cocky playboy Hunter Donnavan. She is nothing but, horrified when she learnt that the guy she dreaded the most is now her next door neighbor. Hunter on the other hand thinks completely different and is amused by every movement our little Danny made. The moment their eyes met, sparks flew all over the place but soon they both realized what they truly desired. One side was a nerdy girl who just wants to be left alone and on the other is an outgoing green-eyed hunk that somehow become Daniella's ride or die. He changed her for the better and she brought back the old Hunter who was locked away somewhere trying to fight his demons. Drama, love, friendship and lots of sarcasm. Warning~ Extremely cheeky, Romantic and Sarcastic. Strong words are used on a minimal in between chapters. Cute kisses and makeout sessions will come at some point too. ********************** And now a part of the story- I mean this guy is fudging hot. Perfectly tanned. Raven black hair. Beautiful twinkling green eyes. I have already said so much about his abs and I really hate to say this but that smirk really suits his lips. And he has slept with every girl in the school. Yup. Whushsh. Everything I just said flew right out the window. *********************** And another small part if you are still not convinced to read- I am going to shit my pan- Hunter slowly grabbed my face with both of his hands and kissed my lips softly. And then kissed me again, just seconds longer then before. And then again and sucked my bottom lip really slowly and softly.

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ***** After his brother disappears and a burial mound explodes, high school student Tyler Graves starts having strange visions. His brother warns him that something is coming for him. Soon, Tyler's entire family is slaughtered, and he's being hunted by an otherworldly entity known as The Grinning Man. Fleeing to Marble Springs, he meets Serling and Price, real estate agents who specialize in selling haunted houses. It's up to this unlikely trio to stop a madman from destroying the world - by literally unleashing Hell on Earth! (Sequel to Apartment 239.) [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

I woke up buried under a mountain of corpses in the Third Great Ninja War. Blood soaked my skin, and death was mere inches away. But just as I thought my second life was over, a mechanical voice rang out. [Ding! The 'Everyone Loves Me' Strategy System has awakened!] [Reward: Six Eyes (Rikugan) & Limitless (Mukagen)!] I had the powers of Gojo Satoru. I was invincible. I was ready to dominate the Ninja World! There was just one small problem... White Zetsu dug me out, and Madara Uchiha decided to adopt me. Oh, and the System and Zetsu forced me into a purple kimono. Now, the legendary Ghost of the Uchiha thinks I'm a "talented little girl" who shares his dream of peace. To survive the den of lions, I have to act. I became the moon in Obito's darkness. I became the spy Madara trusted most. I became the "Goddess" of the Akatsuki. What Awaits You: Jujutsu Kaisen Powers: Six Eyes, Limitless, Blue, Red, and Hollow Purple in the Naruto World. Master Manipulator: Deceiving Madara, brainwashing Obito, and playing the entire ninja world like a fiddle. The Ultimate "Trap": A male protagonist forced to crossdress. The world thinks he's a beauty; he just wants to punch people. Villain Faction: Starting in the caves with Madara and Zetsu, moving to the Akatsuki. Comedy & Misunderstandings: Serious villains blushing at a guy in a dress.

After transmigrating into a historical novel, Wen Mian expected at least a decent role. Instead, she became a low-ranking palace maid. Other maids read their masters' expressions and survive through clever schemes. Wen Mian, however, only stares back blankly. [Why are you looking at me? I didn't do anything.] Fine. If she couldn't play palace politics, she would simply endure her years of service and leave the palace at twenty-five. That was the plan. Until the emperor suddenly chose her to be his personal maid. Serving the emperor is like serving a tiger. On her very first day, Wen Mian had already begun composing the epitaph on her future grave. *** Emperor Zhaoyan has a secret. Since ascending the throne, he has been able to hear the thoughts of everyone around him. Ministers plotting rebellion. Consorts smiling while hiding daggers. Endless schemes echo through his mind every day, making the Forbidden City colder than ever. During a harem interrogation, he prepares to expose the guilty- Until a different voice suddenly appears in his mind. [Why are you still looking at me? Never mind... I'm hungry.] [I want red bean milk rolls... roast duck... roast goose...] Emperor Zhaoyan: ... In the cold palace, this one girl's chaotic thoughts become the only warmth he hears. And this time, he refuses to let her go. *** (Mini Theater) Wen Mian expressionlessly pulls her hand out from beneath the apricot-yellow silk quilt. Her hand is... wet. Emperor Zhaoyan's voice turns hoarse. "Since things have come this far, you belong to me now. You cannot leave the palace. My beloved, stay here with me. I will never mistreat you." Wen Mian glares at him. "Your Majesty... are you trying to steal someone's future wife?"