Comedy Stories

Alex was an ordinary person with the dream of one day being transmigrated to a magical world. But what he didn't expect is that he would be transmigrated to a world much more than that, a world he knew very well, but instead of being given a system that would empower him, he was given a system that allowed him to make games, and the more people played, the more powers he would get. Tony Stark: Son of a bitch, I can do in real life everything this Watch Dogs guy does, but why can't I stop playing? Hulk: HULK HATES DARK SOULS!!! HULK SMASH DARK SOUS ARRRHHHHGGG!!! Nick Fury: If any agent can't complete the Hitman game by next week, that agent will be fired from the Shield! A world of superheroes, but who controls everything is "only" a game developer.

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

Yao Yao was born as a little glutton, her appetite rivaling half a mountain. One day, the old Taoist who adopted her passed away in meditation. At just three and a half years old, Yao Yao had no choice but to pack her small bag and head down the mountain to find her senior master. By chance, she ended up saving a wealthy tycoon from a car accident and became the adopted daughter of the prestigious Gu family. At first, everyone in the Gu family opposed the idea. The Gu family matriarch tapped her cane and said, "Raising someone else's child? Careful not to end up with an ingrate!" The Gu family head, Gu Xuesong, said indifferently, "Picked up halfway? Who knows what kind of trouble she might bring." From the eldest to the seventh brother, their response was unanimous: "We don't want a sister!" But this little girl, rejected by the entire family, proved herself after joining the Gu household. She resolved the business partner issues that even Gu Xuesong couldn't handle, bringing in so many contracts that they couldn't sign them all. She cured the Gu matriarch's chronic leg pain, to the point where the old lady was now striding around effortlessly... Even the seven Gu brothers, one after another, benefited greatly from her presence. It was only then that the Gu family realized they had brought home a treasure. From then on, the Gu family's attitude completely changed. The Gu matriarch: "Yao Yao, do you want some cream puffs? Grandma will buy them for you." Gu Xuesong: "Yao Yao, do you want a private jet? Daddy will have one sent over to take you for a ride." The Gu brothers: "Yao Yao, do you want..." And so, Yao Yao secured herself a meal ticket-one of the highest quality! ================== Note: get access to 100+ Advance Chapters on my patreon.com/flokixy

(Male yanderes x female protagonist) The world isn't fair. After studying like crazy without sleep, surviving on three part-time jobs, and a rigorous scholarship selection process, Chiyo managed to get into Japan's top university. Only to die, reincarnate as an insignificant character, and repeat school. Again. The audacity. [Love of Abyss] is unlike most otome games. It's a dystopia where poliandry becomes mandatory. The female population is drastically reduced by an epidemic while men are driven with some kind of madness. A new world where love has no boundaries. Kakyouin High School encourages students to gain their Beloved. School staff and scientists monitor the progress of their love. With all events centered on romance, Chiyo is forced to participate. But her reluctance with the system doesn't go unnoticed. Worse, it makes her gain a lot of unwanted attention. "I just want to go to college. Dang it."

Published on 11/1/23 Nine, a special force soldier whose only purpose was to serve the Imperial Army, died and transmigrated into the body of Toby Calypto, the useless canon fodder villain of a story. Toby Calypto was a two-faced, scheming idiot who tried to hook up with several powerful men and women without any success because no one was stupid enough to touch that with a ten-foot pole. In the story, Toby tried to kill his younger cousin, the female lead, after she rejected his marriage proposal. Then he tried to kill the male lead because the female lead fell in love with him. Then he blackmailed them because why not? In the end, fed up with his nonsense, one of the male lead's best friends stabbed him to death and nobody cared. "..." Nine had no interest in participating in the narrative. "Hey--" "No." Easier said than done. Why won't anyone leave him alone?! Obligatory Declaration (because it is now 2025): This story was made by a human author. In fact, all my stories were made by a human author. Do NOT feed more work into AI. I do not permit my works to be used in any way to train generative AI.

Kenji Kagenou was not always a cold and violent individual, only through pain, agony, weakness, and betrayal, did he start to become cold... in order to return to his family. He swore he wouldn't let anyone or anything stand in his way.

Ren Hector was supposed to be a Doctor. Instead, he died of a heart attack five years into surgical residency and woke up in a nightmare world where people awaken as Hunters by surviving their worst fears. The System was supposed to grant him healing powers. But something went wrong. A glitch during binding process warped his class into something monstrous. Now, as the Doctor of the Ruin Gospel, Ren wields sentient surgical tentacles and a chainsaw instead of holy light. Now he's the Doctor of the Ruin Gospel, a walking medical atrocity who heals people with surgical tentacles, a chainsaw, and a mouth in his palm that bites things for diagnosis. The more fear he causes, the stronger he gets. Trapped in a broken system, in a world ruled by Gates, monsters, and divine protocols, Ren isn't here to save the world. He's just trying to cure it. And maybe bill it later.

A normal guy from our world reincarnates as Jaune Arc before RWBY's first season, awakening a Creation Semblance that lets him creat powerful tech and magical items using Dust or Aura. Determined to create a better world for humans and faunus, his inventions [drawn from games, anime, comics, and more] start turning Remnant upside down. But what he didn't expect? Some female members of the original cast quietly forming a harem behind his back. Due to popular demand, this story is a harem, RWBY P, to be precise.

(NOT MY STORY) Qin Yi was born an omega, but his pheromones could not attract alphas. People in his family laughed at him because of this. However, he doesn't care, he would much rather never get married and wait until he's of age to inherit his mother's 800 million inheritance and pursue his dream life in show business! That was until the day he turned 18, and he had a pheromone match detection. After the detection system worked hard for 3 minutes: "The match between you and alpha: General Zhou Yiqing, whose pheromone number is AI6650, is 100%." Everyone was shocked. How is that possible?! Qin Yi: "Is this thing broken?" The system ran three more times, and the sound said again: "The match between you and alpha: His Royal Highness Halls, is 100%." This is the f-ing crown prince of the enemy country! The system did not stop: "The match between you and alpha: Sir Lu Ji, is 100%." This is the f-ing celebrity who has 3.3 billion fans that just changed his career to a pirate captain! "The match between you and alpha: Sir Zheng Yian, is 100%." This is the f-ing diplomat of the Federation! "The match between you and alpha: Sir Jing, is 100%" This is the f-ing king of the Kayabi clan! "The match between you and alpha: Sir Wu Hong, is 100%" Who the f-? "..." "......" Everyone's jaws were dislocated. Qin Yi expressed the behavior of slipping away: "...It might really be broken." Rule of the Federation: Alpha/Omega pairs with matching rates of 100% must get married immediately. So the question is... Qin Yi: "Who must I marry?" System: "The recommendation is all, together."

Arc 1 - 4 finished✅ Arc 5 📝 Hestia del Rosario is a powerful noblewoman born from proud house of the Rosario Marchiony. She is known for tormenting her own daughter for the simple reason of... not being born a boy. In the original story, she died a brutal death at the hands of her husband: the Duke himself. Her daughter? Left to rot in the woods... until the female lead finds her and raises her as her own. I was just your ordinary about to be transmigrated girl before I died. But then i suddenly woke up and became the abusive, spoiled, and "evil mother" who died in chapter three! Getting poisoned by my husband? No way! Letting my daughter be taken away by a kind-hearted commoner? Well it can't be helped! She is the Female Lead, who can resist such charm?! But dying again? Absolutely not! "Your grace please don't hurt me" "Your grace I'm sorry, I won't do it again!" "Mommy...?" "Mom, where are you going?" "Mom, please don't leave me here with Dad. I want to go with you!" If I want to survive in this story, I have to rewrite the role I've been given before the main plot catches up to me. All I need to do is not abuse my daughter, do not blackmail the Duke because of my family's fame and connections, not be evil, and maybe, just maybe, I'll avoid my death. ...Hopefully. "Who says that we're getting divorced?" "We don't even love each other! I want to get married to a man that I love!" "Then love me, can't you do that?" First the child doesn't need the Female Lead, now my husband is clinging onto me? Date started: August 3, 2025 Date Finished: ? 🏆 Rank 12 at Fantasy-Romance

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Calli didn't ask to wake up in Jujutsu Kaisen. One minute she's rage-tweeting about Gojo's death and Gege's questionable life choices-next thing she knows, she's free-falling through the Tokyo skyline, straight into the arms of the man himself. Armed with nothing but sarcasm, caffeine, and zero cursed energy, Calli decides she's not saving the world-she's surviving it. Unfortunately, Gojo Satoru seems determined to turn her denial into an extreme sport. Welcome to the multiverse's most chaotic coping mechanism: one overpowered sorcerer, one genre-aware disaster girl, and a timeline that absolutely did not ask for either of them. ( P.S. This is my first fanfic so please be kind) Now also Available in A03.

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION When her initiation into her college's History Club goes awry, Sol has to come face to face with Ethan-the cute guy whose house she just broke into. ***** Soledad Gutierrez, or Sol to her friends, decides to join the History Club at her Community college. However, this club is not like other clubs: they have an initiation process and a slew of other 'extracurricular activities.' In order to join the club, Sol must break into the oldest house in her small Californian town and steal one of their forks. The club members provide all the materials to break in; she just needs to take the utensil, take a selfie in the kitchen, and get out undetected-with the fork, of course. The problem is: Ethan Winston spots Sol in his grandparent's house, and he's determined to uncover the reason behind the break-in. However, both he and Sol are thrown for a loop when feelings begin to develop between them. And as Ethan becomes suspicious of the History Club, he and Sol get tangled in an adventure none of them were expecting. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] [[Wattys 2019 Winner for Young Adult + Being Published by Wattpad Books in Fall 2020]]

Emma and Vivian spend their summer at a new camp to help out a friend, only to discover that it's a dating camp and they both have to pretend to be single! ***** Emma and Vivian, having spent their first year of college living together, agree to spend their summer at Gwen Black's latest camp. Unfortunately, due to a misunderstanding (and Gwen's aggressive advertising), the entire camp is using Emma as a mascot because she's "single". Emma and Vivian decide to let the situation play out to help Gwen, finding a new thrill in keeping their love secret. Soon, though, things get out of hand as they start making each other jealous, and someone online is working to destroy their relationship (and the entire camp)! Can Emma save the camp, her reputation, and the only relationship that's ever mattered to her? (Sequel to Camp Mapplewood: original version.) [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]]

"Will you accept my offer? Not as the Parthenon of old, not with the mistakes of the past, but as the new Lance you are today? Will you follow me through thick and thin as my trainer and put all your being and effort into me and my goal? Will you accept, Lance Altwood?" Lance turned to look at Rudolf who still looked so vulnerable to him. She was showing him a side of herself very few people probably got to see. Her hand was outstretched, and her eyes spoke of hope. Lance... Lance was ready. A retelling of Uma musume from a new perspective, starting with the Empress herself, Symboli Rudolf. Art by @the_freakin_yui

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ***** After his brother disappears and a burial mound explodes, high school student Tyler Graves starts having strange visions. His brother warns him that something is coming for him. Soon, Tyler's entire family is slaughtered, and he's being hunted by an otherworldly entity known as The Grinning Man. Fleeing to Marble Springs, he meets Serling and Price, real estate agents who specialize in selling haunted houses. It's up to this unlikely trio to stop a madman from destroying the world - by literally unleashing Hell on Earth! (Sequel to Apartment 239.) [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

When the Knight King failed to protect his own world, the Goddess granted him a final mercy a peaceful life. Reborn in the world of Honkai, he expected calm days, quiet mornings, and freedom from war. What he got instead? A janitor's uniform, a mop, and a bottle of industrial-strength cleaning bleach. Yet fate is never done with legends. With the strength of a fallen king and the skills of a transcendent warrior, the former Knight King now battles the Honkai in the most absurd way imaginable scrubbing, sweeping, mopping, and wiping away calamity itself. This is the tale of the legendary Knight King who cleans halls by day, slays Honkai by night, and unknowingly alters the destiny of humanity... all while being paid minimum wage. A hero reborn. A mop-wielding warrior. A fate rewritten.

Princess Emerald is the 38th Princess of the Kingdom of Larksen. The King, her father, can only recognized his 12 sons and their biological sisters or 6 princesses.Sadly, she is not one of them. As a woman reincarnated from an unreasonable monarchy, Emerald was angry and sad but later she has able to let go of her anger and want to strive for her own good. Without the support of her father, without the love of her mother, Princess Emerald is slowly becoming the most beloved princess of the Kingdom of Larksen. <<My original work>> (This story is plagarized and translated without permission in tagalog. Still waiting for wattpad management action.)

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener