Comedyfantasy Stories

(The cover is just a placeholder) This isn't the story I planned to write... (Ok maybe I did) It's the one I had to burn down and rebuild from scratch. After the whole Feldway incident (yawn), Rimuru was supposed to take it easy. World's safe. Peace is fragile. Yada yada. Cue relaxing slime vacation, right? WRONG. A strange new continent appears. Well. Actually doesn't magically appear but just got discovered. Don't ask why now you're gonna ruin the moment. Continuing on! The Octagram investigates. (And by Octagram I mean by Rimuru. The other Demon Lord's appear quite later on) Things go sideways. Like spirit-wolf-caught-in-an-explosion sideways. Now Rimuru's stuck navigating a world filled with: Magical warships piloted by emotionally unstable anime girls Narrator(s) who can't hold it together Enemies who monologue instead of dying when they should And one suspiciously adorable child in danger of breaking the entire peace treaty Oh-and he's not allowed to kill anyone unless they die first... If that makes sense So, Good luck with that. Oh and before I forget. Plot? Rewritten. Narrators? Unhinged. Butterflies? Irrelevant but still get camera time. Rimuru? Tired Read it. Or don't. But if you do, bring snacks. Because this story's going down, and the fourth wall is coming with it. --- Authors Note: 1. I respond to basically every single comment, whether it be criticism, ideas, or just straight up random anything. 2. English is not my first language, so expect some grammar mistakes (I am now only using grammarly hahahaha) 3. I am open to criticism, though I would prefer it be constructive thank you very much! 4. This is... Experimental, meaning the way this is written is experimental, wanting to find my own voice and I'm testing out this direction. 5. This is narrated by a character, sometimes multiple but they are very much original ones. 6. At the end will include a DVD, you CAN SKIP IT, I do not mind. Well, that's all I have to say. God bless!

Kai, a 17-year-old who dreams of becoming the world's strongest villain, keeps failing at the one thing he wants most... because every time he tries to be evil, he accidentally saves people instead. Marked by a dangerous seal and pulled between two destinies, Kai teams up with Aria-the responsible mage who keeps him alive-and Lyra-the chaotic troublemaker who encourages the bad ideas. Together, they face traitors, monsters, and a legendary enemy who wants Kai to embrace the darkness inside him. But Kai discovers something shocking: He's not destined to be a villain or a hero. He gets to choose. Action, comedy, chaos, and slow-burn romance collide as Kai tries to survive magic school, runaway missions, world-ending threats... and his own dumb luck. A villain story that refuses to stay villainous.

When I woke up, I wasn't in my bed I was sitting on an obsidian throne, wearing spiked armor, and apparently the final boss in a video game I barely remembered playing. I had three days to prepare before the Hero showed up to defeat me... permanently. My only "ally"? Mylo - a sleek, talking cat with molten-gold eyes, a smug smile, and a habit of "accidentally" sabotaging my every move. Between fireball fails, bizarre bonding quests, and more purring than seems healthy, I can't tell if he's protecting me... or setting me up for the ultimate game over. But when the Hero arrives, I discover Mylo's betrayal isn't the end of the game. It's just the start of a new one.

📖 Story Description: In the oddball town of Bumbleshire-on-Pickle, Barry Crumbleton-better known as Captain Toast (a man who wears actual toast on his head)-runs the world's least effective superhero agency from an old sandwich cart. He has no powers, no plan, and a deeply confused duck as his sidekick. But when the teacups of Mrs. Waffle's Teahouse rise up in rebellion, demanding saucers and respect, Barry must face his silliest challenge yet. Armed only with a legendary Buttered Baguette of Truth and an uncanny ability to make everything worse before it gets better, he sets off to restore peace between humans and kitchenware. Filled with rebellious crockery, heroic baked goods, raccoons on trampolines, and a jazz band made entirely of bread, Captain Toast and the Teacup Uprising is a gloriously ridiculous tale of civil disobedience, lukewarm heroism, and the world's most dramatic cup of tea. ---

I just wanted to read some manga in the library. Then I opened a random door... and transformed?! Not your average magical transformation, either- I mean sparkles everywhere, suspiciously little clothing, and enough awkwardness to make me want to scream! Now I'm stuck in a world full of monsters, traps, and ridiculously over-the-top magic spells- with absolutely zero instructions. My name's Nana. I'm just a normal elementary school girl. Or at least I was... until today. ...Can I go home and finish my lunch first?

The Diamond Warriors: Frozen Fires Three years after their first encounter with a mysterious forest threat, the original four heroes-Jade, Hanx, Afirah, and Eleanor-are joined by three young prodigies: Nasias, Flip, and Danny. When Eleanor accidentally awakens an ancient enchanted forest, the team is thrust into a chaotic elemental war. From battling a hot-headed fire demon named Blaze to surviving a "radioactive" rap battle against the returning T.R.P., the Diamond Warriors must master magic, archery, and teamwork to save their village and eventually... open a successful restaurant.

A "simple retrieval" job should have been easy coin...until Garrick gets hired to escort Tamsin, a thief with too much confidence and a suspicious sense of direction. Together, they head into the low hills toward an abandoned shrine and a missing ledger, chasing rumors that sound harmless right up until you're the one walking straight toward them.

When a sleepy Wattpad writer wakes up inside their own abandoned drafts, things spiral fast. The vampire, the werewolf alpha, the prince, the sassy best friend, and even the half-finished assassin all demand to be the chosen one. But when every cringey trope fights for survival, the only way out might be to end the story for good... or let it write itself.

He obliterated a Titan with words. Made the gods fear his name. Claimed a divine nun as his wife. Now? He's building a dynasty. When an unstoppable warrior tames legendary beasts, humiliates celestial beings, and casually bends reality, the gods have only one option left-pray he doesn't notice them next. Featuring: 🔥 Verbal fatalities that end divine beings ⚔️ Unnecessary levels of overpowered flexing 😂 Disrespect so strong it shatters prophecy 💍 Holy wife acquired, heirs pending The gods tried to stop him. They failed. Now, his legend begins.

Indie Baal-Peor is a loser among losers, a real bonafide bitch among bitches who would much rather stay home and laze around, maybe sit in the shower for a few hours while bopping it out to some hipster trash music. Alas, this is all for not when Indie and his classmates are given the choice to go to a new world and be Heroes with superpowers in a Medieval realm filled with terrifying monsters. In this RPG based realm Indie Baal-Peor is at the bottom of it all: stats, hierarchy, and life in general. He'll have to find a way to survive this world of lies with his new friends and allies. Updates once a week on Monday

Dreamers dream of a new world, but sometimes dreamers can become a bit of a nightmare... Last night Ashlyn dreamt of something unimaginable, literally. Awoken in the middle of the night, hands covered in blood, and Ashlyn finds she doesn't know how this happened. This story follows her as she discovers her power as a Dream Bender, people who can manipulate their dreams to gain whatever they need. But who can she trust in this new world that from the outside, looks like heaven, but in fact is full of backstabbing and wars.

Detective Lang is overworked, over-caffeinated, and over her ex - gang leader Holvis Billy - until a wave of chair-related crimes pulls her back into his orbit. When a portal to the **Chair Dimension** opens and the **Dark Reunion** unleashes chaos (and slime), Lang teams up with a nunchuck-wielding teen, a crying gay man, and a woman named **Fucking Bitch** to stop the madness. It's a story of love, betrayal, interdimensional furniture, and two boys slowly falling for each other while punching their way through absurdity.

In this strange world, people will melt, and nothing can be done to stop it!

When the girl with stars in her eyes and hair of silver fell from the sky, clasping an umbrella, Nia thought that the girl needed saving, but perhaps it was her.

Long ago, a man challenged the gods. His punishment: to be turned into a sword - the Cursed Blade. Centuries later, Yowai, a clumsy young mage from a tribe of warrior women, accidentally shatters that ancient weapon... and awakens the arrogant spirit trapped within. Bound by fate, they must face monstrous chimeras, royal secrets, and a destiny neither of them ever wanted. A tale of myth, humor, and tragedy - where even the weakest hero can shake the gods.

Ghosts weren't part of the business plan. But neither were vintage wallpaper rants or spiritual possession lawsuits. When Reese Rowe replied to a rude online review, she didn't expect to accidentally summon the reviewer-Regulus Harrow, a late Regency gentleman with far too many complaints and absolutely no idea how phones work. Now he's stuck possessing an influencer, haunting her check-in desk, and lecturing her about breakfast presentation. She just wants the hotel to survive. He just wants peace and silence. Instead? They get each other.

The shrine door has shut, the ledger is within reach, and Garrick is quickly learning that "simple retrieval" was always a lie. With Tamsin testing every boundary she can find and the room responding like it has rules of its own, Garrick is forced into the one choice he didn't want to make...picking up the ceremonial sword on the altar. Unfortunately, the sword has opinions. And now it has Garrick.

In a world where mythical creatures go to high school, Luna Tanggol, a 17-year-old girl from a long line of manananggals, is trying to survive two things: being half-monster and passing senior year. She's never actually hunted anyone (she's vegan-kind of), hates flying because of motion sickness, and is terrified of blood. Worse, she's supposed to learn the "ancient art of torso-separation" before her 18th birthday or lose her family's powers forever. With a talking pet tiktik, a TikTok-famous kapre, and a best friend who's a half-duwende barista, Luna's about to find out that being supernatural doesn't make high school any easier-especially when a mysterious boy who hunts aswang enrolls as the new transfer student.

"Huang Zhenghua, what are you doing in America?" "Me? I'm cultivating immortality." "Come on, I'm serious." "So am I." "Ha! There's no spiritual energy in America." "Who told you that? There's plenty-just hidden." Huang Zhenghua, a Chinese-American nobody, accidentally inherits the legacy of a powerful cultivator from the Beidou Realm. From that day on, while others chase money, fame, and Hollywood stars, he chases the Dao. Scarlett Johansson wants to meet him? "Not interested." Megan Fox? "Tell her I'm in seclusion." In the land of fast food and flat screens, one man dares to seek enlightenment-and maybe a little immortality-between yoga studios and Silicon Valley startups.

Nobita Nobi's ordinary life takes a wild turn when Doraemon's Time Machine malfunctions, dragging Nobita, Shizuka, Gian, and Suneo into a strange fantasy world of magic, monsters, and kingdoms. Doraemon's gadgets still work, but in strange new ways, and Nobita must learn to grow stronger without always depending on them. 🩵 Daily update (after hiatus for so long...) 💙 Less than 1000 words per chapter.