Corny Stories

✧⁠*⁠。"So when I die which I must do,could it shine~ down here?"✧⁠*⁠。 ✧___________________✧ OcxIzuruKamukura! I've been obsessing over Izu for quite some time I don't even know why but he just,hot. anyways this is an alternate universe where junko was actually sane and normal(no killing game basically) and izuru and hajime are different people/twin brothers ✧___________________✧ Summary: While Yumi gave the customer their outfit commission, she spots a man who is the brother of the customer,she finds him intriguing and quite attractive(REAL AHAHAH) sadly,its not like the customer was guaranteed to come back again with his brother,or will they?... ✧___________________✧ Here's some warnings/disclaimers (ig): -OOC Izuru -OCXCANON -Cheesy/corny -slightly suggestive -little bit of lime -also Hinanami(chiakixhajime) -CRINGE!!!!!!! -slow updates (huhu) -slight changes such as izuru's last name being Hinata ✧___________________✧ anyways uh enjoy ayayayyayay -started: 12/11/25 -ended: ??/??/??

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Samantha Grant is just an average student that hates to stand out. This is her 15th school this year, Konoha High School. On the first day she's already made a friend and some unwanted enemies. But what happens when Sasuke , the school player, starts taking a liking to her?

Kung pumaparaan ka o gumaganti ka gamitin mo to in a FUNNY way ha... wag seseryosohin... Pick up line pa more

You can call me a Jesus freak. The goody-two-shoes. The innocent little school girl. I'm entirely okay with it, because it's who I am; who I've always been. Until a certain boy decides to change that. And that boy is Harry Styles.

Because theirs nothing better then cheesy,corny,and weird pick up lines. 《all pick up lines belong to the website I found online》 http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/cheesy.html

Si Kayl Hermes Sandoval. Hinahabol, Kinakatakutan at Ultimate Hearthrob Ng E.L.C.U ay makakaharap ang isang Leah Venice Agrada, isang simpleng babaeng puno nang pangarap. Dahil sa kalokohan ni Kayl ay pumayag syang paglaruan ang nararamdaman ni Leah, Hindi namalayang unti unti na palang nahuhulog si Kayl kay Leah. Huli na nung napagtanto niyang Mahal niya ito at di niya kayang mawala si Leah. Magkakaroon pa kaya ng Happy Ending ang team LEYL? o kailangan nalang nilang tanggapin ang katotohanang hindi sila para sa isat isa?

Hi! Nawala yung descrip. nito kaya I'll make one again! Okay. Take two! So, here we are. This is a joke book made by me and friends. Here are them.. CottonKookieCandy »My bestie who's hated by nature« boyfriend_of_camila »Ampon namin ni Zayn Malik« lovetaehyungie10 »My victim sa mga panyo niya« WARNING: CORNINESS OVERLOAD! PAGBIGYAN PO! PLEASE!

True scenarios based on my utter weirdness. I may also include memes, puns, and other things. Enjoy. (Edit: I'm not even gonna bother commenting on this one)

Alle Cooper,a 20 year old girl who fell in love with an unknown boy named Zach Barnes They don't know each other,they never talked. Little did Alle know that Zach is also falling hard for her. People say that they are a pair of Strangers that never talked. But what they don't know is... They are a pair of Perfect Strangers,who is meant to be together. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ A/n, This is written by @_xoxoniallxoxo_ at 2016. No copying please. If you want to make a translation,please inform me.

[O2l fanfiction] Ruth gets to live some girls dreams: Meet o2l. But what happens when a phone number gets thrown into the mix?

"A spontaneous, logically unconstrained and undirected association of ideas, emotions, and feelings."

pickup lines

since my pickup lines book ended at 100.. i made this warning* some jokes are inappropriate started november 5, 2017

We all see people use the wrong word everyday. Or, we're all guilty of it at one point. Am I right? "Your small." (You're), "He's to nice." (too), "Yeah, you're rite." (right) Well, I've roamed the Internet, collecting homophones (as they're called), and I've placed the words into one or two sentences, to the best of my ability. Indeed, I have a handy collection of homophones, in the English language, here for your use. So, without further ado, let's get into it! Warning: Some of these may seem cheesy or corny, but that's okay! I like food as much as you do. But if you have something better, go ahead and comment your idea. Very likely, I'll add it into that part. *With no affiliation to homophobia*

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This is all the puns and corny jokes I have compiled over the past few years. You'd better be prepared for the corn. This will run on a joke of the day type basis.

Espresso loves playing piano. Madeleine also loves Espresso (playing the piano). ---- I started this in 2022 and finished it this year so im sorry for the sudden style change. Not beta read, just had to get this idea out into the world. :'D ignore the fugly cover i forgot how to make one lowkey..