Crack Stories

Basically, you are a moon of Jupiter. But you're different from the other moons. You were able to hold life. Even though you're outside the Goldilocks zone. For some reason, you have small furry animals living on your surface. However, nobody (but a select few) knows you exist due to Jupiter forgetting you're there. The other moons of Jupiter are extremely protective of you due to this, mainly Ganymede and Europa. (overprotective simps). So, what happens when Sun adds all planets and moons to a group chat. Ganymede had to add you into the group chat (Somehow, Earth was given a bunch of phones... yeah, don't ask me how...) Everyone finds out about you. (there will be some chapters where it's not in a gc)

This is an era wherein Royalty married amongst kin in belief that it kept the line pure. Where common folk would rather pray to unseen Gods than to trust medications to cleanse them of ill. Where knights believed themselves noble when they behead a peasant for simply tarnishing a merchant's silk. And yet, when he claimed himself a Dragon in human skin, they dare dub him delusional. Incorrigible, the lot of them! Or- When one world loses its dragons and another is at the brink of having the same fate befall it at the same time, Death opens its gates a tiny bit in pity, just enough for one soul to quietly slip through into another world. One world may have no need for dragons, but another one is definitely desperate for them. And Glaurung would be a fool to not grasp this opportunity for his whole race.

A portal connected to Terra appears in the middle of gm_flatgrass due to some player doing some tomfoolery. Chaos and hilarity ensues. Disclaimer - Crackfic

Where Bang Chan creates a group chat with some people he meets in university, hoping they could all be one big happy friend group, and everything goes right, and nothing goes wrong. Totally. [Also known as: Chan accidentally playing cupid for himself and the rest of his friend group] (2min, Chanlix, Hyunbin and HanIN because hear me out these combinations can cook and have so much fic potential)

Due to some utter bullshit, Kiyotaka Ayanokouji has been appointed Student Council President of ANHS. Now he has to deal with a mountain of paperwork and reports from students all across the school. Can't be THAT bad, right? However, the higher-ups, not considering his love of the mundane, wanting to bring a bit more order to this institution called ANHS and use him as their mouthpiece, order him to write up and post missives on the bulletin board outside the student council room, calling out specific individuals, giving notices of happenings in the school and school policy changes. The bulletin board will be updated weekly, which should be... Uh... Fine...

just a few stories about Cale mostly. requests are allowed, just i do have boundaries and can't do them all. all right thank you. okay, so here's like the ao3 version of like tagging: * Sometimes there's shipping, its mostly from requests. * There's a lot of angst stuff. Like suicide, blood, alcohol, smoking, abuse and more. * I am bad at trigger warnings. I've got like. one or two. * There is also crack. * There's a bit of everything. * Shit writing, okay writing, anything.

────୨ৎ──── When a Hero Commission scout witnesses a country girl lasso thirty rice baskets, swing her siblings, and polish his shoes with glowing energy ropes like its the most natural thing ever, he decides that this helpful, energetic and stupidly overpowered girl is wasted on the quiet, peaceful country side and recommends her to the U.A hero course. Now the Number One Hero School has to deal with a walking, talking bundle of chaos who solves every problem with the words "Hold still, I got you." ────୨ৎ──── Stupid fic • Heavy Bakugo slow-burn • OP Y/N ────୨ৎ────

A cold creepy voice seeped into Utahime's soul..., bypassing her ears entirely, whispering a chilling promise: "When you wake up... you will fall deeply in love with the first person you see. And you will do anything that person asks." And unfortunately that person happens to be Gojo Satoru. #It's a crack fic btw#

── .✦ ˙ Omega Park Jimin's world turned upside down as his dad dropped a bombshell: he's getting married to alpha Jeon Jungkook, the cold, unyielding heir of the Jeon family. Jimin's gut churned with unease when his eyes met Jungkook's icy gaze. The thought of being tied to this emotionless stranger sent shivers down his spine. As he began to navigate this forced union, Jimin's instincts screamed warnings. Is Jungkook a green flag, a hidden gem waiting to be discovered? Or a red flag, a danger to his sanity and heart? 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 : Top Jungkook | Bottom Jimin | arranged marriage | fluff | romance | age gap (5 years) | alpha, beta, omega | modern ABO | alpha/older Jungkook | omega/younger Jimin | family drama | happy ending © 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗽𝗷𝗺 | 2026 ✓

A collection of Haikyuu!! one-shots featuring your favorite volleyball boys. Fluff, romance, angst, jealousy, comfort, chaotic moments, first dates, late-night conversations, and everything in between. Whether they're setting the ball, chasing victory, or quietly falling in love, every story has a different side of your favorite players. One chapter. One scenario. One little story at a time. Welcome to the court. Try not to fall in love. 🏐♡ (All the boys here are my favorite) (If the characters are out of character, ignore it)

in which irene peacefully haunts apartment 100 until a chaotic but broke college student by the name of kang seulgi moves in. ❥ ongoing ❥ ghostxhuman au

❝𝗦𝗢 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜𝗙 𝗜'𝗠 𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦? 𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗧 𝗜 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗕𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦.❞ ───𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ꩜ .ᐟ ⌗ IN WHICH, a homeless girl finds herself getting wrapped into her dream school's drama. She ended up being the center of it. ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 © 𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐒 愛 ↝ Demon slayer - koyoharu gotouge. 🗓 ➥ 𝗔𝗣𝗥 𝟭𝟰, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲.

Rewritten; Originally called as "Transmigration was not on Zhuo Yichen's 2024 Bingo List" Synopsis: Zhuo Yichen believes that after dying, the people's soul dissipates. One cannot be brought back as the living being they once were. The world allows a mind to find a matching vessel but does not allow a vessel to gather pieces of a mind. He believes that if his time was up, his life energy would come back differently - a new name and distinct face was what he was expecting. But it went differently when he accidentally died. Not only was he forcibly transmigrated in the last novel he read before dying in modern era but the said person his soul had inhabited was supposed to be dead before the novel even started. And this person also have the same name and face he once had.

Ideas I just want to get out of my head this just for fun anyone can use my story ideas. I don't mind. I do not own anything all these are owned by the respective companies or person

this is a list of things to not do under the employment of Redacted. Warning: introductory chapter not that good Jokes that are hit or miss And very short chapters that take like less than 1 minute to read.

Imagine going to school every single day beside the weekend. That may sound bad enough. Except, nearly in every school day, some stupid or chaotic shit happened at the point, Builderman have to be involved half of the time to attempt to resolved it. (If you can't tell from the tags, this fanfic is 50% crack and 50% sober) (I also posted this on Ao3)

While running away from an angry mob. Naruto found some magic jewelry. with small creatures. How will this affect his journey. Will Naruto become a great hero. Or will he fail.

Welcome to Brad's Wonderland! A magical place for raw and gators alike, where pepsi and piss come to life!!! Established in 2022, we've been serving the country of Ohio since that year I just mentioned (2022) and people really like that! Here at the Wonderland we sell the famous Brad's Drink recipe made with my friend Raw Gator's special liquid. Have fun reading our adventures!! They all really happened. This is te uncensored RAW version so its not for wimpy kids.... go check out the Brad's Wonderland YouTube channel and look us up on our Google business page!!! -Brad & Raw Gator ------ Brad's Wonderland is a very loose parody of the movie Willy's Wonderland (2021) and is mostly built upon inside jokes amongst friends. This is a shitpost. The first 5 chapters are loosly based on this awful Willy's Wonderland fanfic we found, link to the original fanfic 'Dark Blood Love' here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/276547690?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=ChristinaJessi

hello I'm so shy and I'm writing from pure asscrack I don't actually know how to write pls forgive me I just want to do this 😵😵☺️

For years, Miya Osamu thought he had lived an ordinary life. He can say it could be quite extraordinary sometimes when he has an annoying scrub of a twin brother. They had just started their life as second year students at Inarizaki High but the start of the semester wasn't very generous for Osamu because after an accident, he wakes up to find a life countdown etched into his palm, [100 days 0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds]. I only have one hundred days left to live??? - Or a HLCYSL X WFMAS SunaOsa au