Crackfic Stories

"Oh my gosh wdym macaroons didn't come from France.." "Yea France's a fraud trust." "TAIS-TOI, MÈRE ROUGE-" __________________________ A history obsessed person seems to have met some people who also decently know about history. Except, you didn't know those people WERE the history. __________________________ Warnings: -Historically ACCURATE. -You will be facing the mentions of the Axis, WW's and some more. -A LOT OF COUNTRIES/EMPIRES/MORE. -Will be a crackfic. -Reader is not as oblivious but not as smart either. -Not sure if romance will be added.

"Sir, it's not healthy of you to do that." "But it feels so good though..." "That is what an average alcoholic would say when asked to stop drinking, please respectfully get your shit together." ────୨ৎ──── Being a therapist is not for the weak minded, and sure as hell a lot more difficult when having sessions with literal world leaders. At least you're getting paid? ────୨ৎ──── Warnings⚠︎: ❥Countryhumans, yes there's mentions of OLD COUNTRIES ❥Half chatfic ❥Crackfic ❥Silly fluffy, maybe some angst but not too heavy.

they hate when you're on top and you got ovaries .cute vb boys .HQ x F!Reader Semi-Chatfic

"so, you like itadori? itadori yūji?" "n-no...I-I like itadori...itadori sukuna..." ━━━━━━ in which a shy second-year attempts to confess to the infamous bad boy of the school: itadori sukuna. ━━━━━━ warnings: • yūji & sukuna twin au • modern au • clichés ━━━━━━ started: 4/10/2022 ended: 12/22/2023

♫ Run rabbit, Run rabbit, Run, Run, Run. ♫ Rabbit? Hare? People can't tell the difference. Everyone calls you a rabbit, but you're a hare- the hare-your Y/n L/n, the local delinquent that the locals heroes know by name. And you have a top rated Hero on speed dial. What can possibly go wrong?

so, you're in love with her? HAIKYUU BOYS / FEMALE READER extended summary inside

(𝐘/𝐍) He's just the biggest asshole ever 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 You're not explaining what he did... (𝐘/𝐍) He breathes -------------------- ➸ You live a peaceful life on Sage Island. A job, some solitude and good marks in your online classes are all you need to be happy, and the occasional surprise from Chenya aren't too troublesome. But on one fateful day, everything changed... "...Chenya, did you put my number in some rando's phone?" "I was in a silly goofy mood" -------------------- HEARTSLABYUL ARC: 1 - 5 SAVANNACLAW ARC: 6 - 17 OCTAVINELLE ARC: 18 - 30 GHOST BRIDE: 31 - 36 SCARABIA ARC: 37 - ?? I do not own twisted wonderland, it's characters, or any photos used unless I say so. STARTED: June 30th 2023 FINISHED:

One man. One accidental tripping. One genius gamer move. Mistaken as an Abnormality, the GMod player named Sparky gets taken into the LC HQ for scientific purposes. Just in time too, for something that is to come. (Continuation of Sparky going through the Dimensional Door in Chapter 31 of RDM! RDM! RDM!) (Also, do note that this is a crackfic)

tokyo revengers x reader. chatfic.

this book has a lot of issues with it but im not editing it bc it genuinely might kill me made in 2021, EXTREMELY out of date dialogue, cringe dialogue??, reincarnation, weird writing 💀💀

‎DISCLAIMER: ‎ ‎The rights and the characters mentioned in the story do not belong to me and are rightfully owned by HoYoverse, Gege Akutami/Shueisha, Disney, McDonald's, Hasbro, NEXON Games, and Warner Bros. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎"This is probably the most unhinged and cursed parody conceived. . . Also, I lowkey feel like Mel Brooks." ‎- ESQUEYTAH ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎It's usually just light banter or untamed chaos in the everyday lives of the Astral Express Family. Nothing strange or out of abnormal - we got Dan Heng typically residing in the Archives, Welt enjoying his usual hobbies, Caelus and March being scolded by Pom-Pom for being stubborn, and Himeko brewing her coffee... ‎ ‎But one peaceful night (or day, because they're in space lol), a lost young sorcerer student named "Yuta Okkotsu" suddenly appears inside the Astral Express via exiting a portal. He's hesitant at first and defensive against to the people in hus surroundings before Welt calmed him down and welcomes him. While Himeko - being the kind motherly figure of the Express, she comforts Yuta that everything will be okay and that he'll be able to return in no time to his place. He's happy to be affirmed and hopes he can meet the people in the Express someday again. ‎ ‎However, things changed when Himeko decides to be extra generous and offers him a cup of coffee - which resulted Yuta to magically turn BALD and needing emotional therapy. . . ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Warning: Crackfic ‎ ‎Enjoy!

Killua and Gon absolutely tear up a Scientology Speedrun!!! Best enjoyed if you listen to the Lab Rats theme on loop while you read. Inspired by this: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gK9Xaq/

An idiotic comedy revolvolving around the adventures of Freddy "Har Har Har" Fazbear and his Faz-squad as they attempt to defeat the evil dark cruel vile malicious lord Springtrap (keyword: attempt).

So there I was, locked in a holding cell at whatever precinct it was in Detroit, Michigan in the year 2038. Really, the whole holding cell thing is a little excessive. I don't know why they needed to go these lengths. I'm in a tiny body, and unfortunately, YK500 androids aren't all that strong, or so I've learned. Mostly the hard way. Kara is sitting across from me, glaring of course, and it's honestly understandable. It's my fault we're here after all. Not really one of my finer moments, I will admit. But hey, it could be worse. At least I'm not dead. Anymore. Reader gets hit by a car and wakes up in the body of Alice Williams. Shenanigans ensue.

Squidward x Y/n fanfiction, enjoy. This is satire by the way

I can't say it's a crack book because it isn't as well read as Book 🙃 Also I'll try and make this crack but also not too bad, uh idk just read already

eight men, one group chat, and absolute chaos ᯓ★ @shub: it's ok sharma, you can admit you're obsessed with me @abhi: IN YOUR DREAMS @ishan: this is a judgement free zone @abhi: I DO NOT LIKE HIM @virat: me when i lie just a silly little text fic that nobody asked for ᯓ★

One Piece School AU ✘ F. Reader ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ You just want to live your life in the background. Unfortunately, you live in a world where High schoolers have powers, op skills, and have a strange fixation to become the King of the Delinquents. Oh, and you have an armor capable of mass destruction.

Y/n wasn't sure what she wanted to do with her life. Do art? Try not to get eaten by a spirit? But when a certain menace possesses her body and enters her into UA... Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow. Join Y/n and her ghostly friends as she challenges herself to become the hero she always wanted to be! "Please just give me living, human friends for once. And not Bakugou."

full title: The Ultra Legendary Super Amazing Mega Rare Never Seen Before Long Lost Hybrid Dragon Demon Wolf Snake Angel Princess is the Hated Child *NOT SCREENREADER FRIENDLY! THERE ARE A LOT OF TIMES WHERE THERE ARE UNNECESSARY EMOJIS AND PUNCTUATION AND WORDS SO DRAGGED-OUT THAT THEY TAKE UP HALF A PAGE* Once upon a time, a kind woman named Mommy gave birth to a girl, but sadly died in the process. She had a husband, Mr. My Daughter Is An Accident, and their daughter Mistake, or the hated child. Mistake was bullied all her life, both in school and at home. Her father married another woman (Barbara) and then he died. His cause of death is unknown, but there were a bunch of stabbing wounds on his corpse and the stepmother holding a bloody knife at the scene of the crime. With that strange woman came Mistake's new sister, a spoiled brat named Ronald McDonald. Mistake's stepmother always compared her to that meanie poo poo face. Even if her personality was awful, she was still the one in the spotlight no matter where they went. She always paraded around in her sparkly pink ball gown and her tiny pigtails. What will happen next??????????????????????