Crazymofo Stories

Behind every perfectly folded towel, every smiling team member, and every "magical" guest experience, there is chaos steeping just beneath the surface. Welcome to hospitali-TEA, where the tea is hot, the stories are hotter, and the whistle is usually already blowing. In this first flavor, Recreation and Entertainment, K. Bengel pulls back the curtain on the wacky, unpredictable, occasionally heroic world of resort recreation. From lightning storms and runaway wildlife to overconfident lifeguards, corporate policy chess matches, and guests who believe in invisible weather bubbles - these stories are a blend of elegance, absurdity, and barely contained disaster. This isn't a tell-all. It's a carefully stirred collection of exaggerated, rearranged, lovingly blurred tales inspired by real hospitality life - designed to entertain without naming names. If you've ever: Worked a holiday while everyone else was celebrating Redirected wildlife out of luxury amenities Broken up drama mid-shift Smiled through chaos because "the show must go on." Or wondered what really happens behind the scenes of a resort This book is for you. Refined on the outside. Ridiculous on the inside. Just like the industry. Pour yourself a cup.

Swear words and hysterical laughter filled the dark alley. About five guys wore black hoodies, with masks covering their faces. "I need more time" a voice pleaded. The voice filled me with familiarity. I knew the person. Ellie and I were behind the corner, watching the horrific scene play out. "We gave you five months. Where is it?" A voice in a dark growl shouted. He stood broad shouldered on front of the other four hooded figures, something told me he was the leader. The only light was the moon that was illuminating the sky above our heads. Stars were concealed behind the thick never ending fog that threatened to take away my vision from the scene. "Please, I'm not ready yet. I swear, I will be soon" the familiar voice begged. "You had time!" The leader shouted. Swear words rang from every voice hidden under the hoodies. One of the males grabbed out an object that glimmered from where Ellie and I stood behind the corner, watching in terror. It was a shiny gun. I wasn't a huge gun fanatic so I can't really say what kind of gun it was. I had no feeling of pity as much as I wanted to. Maybe the person deserved it. One by one the males grabbed out their guns. "No, no, no" Ellie cried in my hand. I pulled her close to me possessively to keep her from wanting to runaway. "Please, "Give me more time." "One, two, three" the leader counted down. At five he swore. Then all of his guys pulled on their triggers. This book wouldn't be a book if not for my best friend, Jasmine. I hope you enjoy it :)

Rose Hathaway is a 16 year old girl who live in Los Angeles with her mother . She has a best friend whose name is Laura Benson. They both study at St. Zavier School. Once she meets a guy in a club. His name was Niall Horan. Read the story to know what happened when she met the guy and how her life changed there after.

I am Kristine Lee. 14. I got abandoned by my parents and ended up into an orphanage and was put up for adoption. Well, no one wanted to adopt me. They thought I was a rebel. A suicidal one. Till' one day, I was informed that some group of people wants to adopt me. Who could they be? Find out by reading my very first story :) .*winkerbelle*. WARNING: Extreme Carrotness and Innocence

Some Space Empire randomly started making bad things happen. Very bad things and no one knows why. Nobody cares why anyway as they are too busy just trying to survive against the empire. A one hundred year civil war with no signs of coming to an end. "I'll make everything go to shit and thrive in the mess I created. This is the best way to fight those clean imperial bastards. Not because I don't know any other way but because ITS FUCKING FUN!"

Ellie is a girl that suffered a lot . She's starting to give up on life . Can Niall change her mind ?

You don't know what's wrong, no there's nothing wrong... nothing at all. Why can't people see I'm fine. I'm happy, I'm smiling... right? Steve grew up with doctor visits and nurses his whole life, there's nothing wrong with him, they just don't understand. No one understands except Jane, oh Jane the sweet Jane. He meet Jane at work, while his nurses where rolling him by her room. He remembers seeing her, her beautiful black hair, her lovely white dress, he has one to just like it but he thinks she looks better in it.

Ever fell in and out of love at the same time? Meet me Harry Styles the crazy person from this wierd high school and my much more crazier frenemy Catherine Rosse who fell in and out of love at the same time.

(WIP) This is a story about a a girl and her stalker, I started writing this after watching some investigation discovery on TV and I figured it would be fun to do. This story is from both sides. The side of the stalker, and the side of the stalker. There shall be more to come! Sincerely, The Author

Four Hufflepuff's walk into the Great Hall, sit down at their house table and try to figure out just what the fuck Harry Potter is doing.

Not many people will read this but whatever lol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's about this woman named Jackie(24) who was drunk and killed a teenager(17) in a car wreck. Jackie wasn't sent to jail and she was just fined a big amount of money. The mom of the teen just got out of a divorce and she was in a bad condition. The mom goes out of control and..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Read to see what's next❤️

The story of a brother and sister trying to out run their phsyco mom.

Coming from a broken family,and shattered memories of his childhood. Harry finds himself a little family to care for. Emily is 17 and can fight for herself, but she has some issues like trusting people. But when she meets harry everything changes, he taught her how to love, how to fight back, how to cause problems, and how to make love. Casey is 12 and has always and ever know how to fend for herself. When she was caught stealing food from a gas station she was put in foster care, but when she stumbles upon Harry her life changes. He showed her the meaning of love he gave her a place to feel safe and at ease. But one fatal mistake will tear them apart at the seams. "HARRY NOOO!!!" she screamed tears falling from her face "I WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU!!!" He shouted back as the dragged her away "ill always find you." He whispered letting the tears fall free......READ THIS STORY TO FIND OUT MORE *property of 1DLiamPayneaddiction author Evelyn*

This book is filled with One Direction facts, jokes, directioner problems, imagines, how directioners are different from other fandoms, tips for new directioners, things I find hilarious, and many more! And a bunch of stuff you directioners will enjoy! This is a MUST HAVE for all directioners!!!:) and if you're a new directioner don't worry! Come read and get to know more about these five idiots you will know and love forever! I will try to update whenever I have free time:)READ ON YOU WON'T REGRET IT>>>>. Credit: tumblr, twitter, instagram and some are mine! Enjoy:) #68 in FanFiction 5.26.14

Hi! Im Hailey and im your typical teenage girl, with one big twist. I have 3 year old daughter named Blyth. You might be wondering who the baby daddy is but to be honeast i dont know. But i know its down to 5 of them, and they just so happen to be one direction READ AND FIND OUT