Creamy Stories

*NOT CLICKBAIT*

If your familiar with the series The Mighty Boosh, or just the scaly man-fish of the sea with a vibrant blinding light coming from his mangina, this is a lovely tale for you. The story of Old Gregg looking for love and a piece of fuzzy-man-peach, and his addiction to Bailey's Irish Cream, mmm-creamy. You follow him through thick and thicker, from vagina to mangina. You can almost see the blinding light shining through the water. Even if you haven't had the pleasure of meeting Old Gregg you'll surely be hooked. (I LOST A BET, THIS IS THE RESULT) HIGHLY SEXUAL

hot and spicy fan fiction

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"Hi, I'm Stiles, and what I have for you today is..." "Stop, just stop." Grumpy Eyebrows interrupted. "That is honestly the worst looking Pasta Primavera I have ever seen. I don't even want to eat it, it looks so bad." Stiles narrowed his eyes. No one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara without even trying it. And no one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara after they tried it either. "It's actually a Creamy Bacon Carbonara, asshole," Stiles snapped. "And for the record, it's supposed to look like that." Does this plot sound familiar to you? Well, you should read inside to find out why.

A boy named Beau tries to get a bit more popular as school starts, and develops a crush on a girl way out of his league.

glaggle flies finds a whipped cream in the fridge But little do thy know.......

don't bully my wild side, this is my furry outlet. i love me. i love drake

When too much sight makes you lose your mind...

I CAN NEVER RESIST MY TEMPTATION OF EATING A CADBURY CHOCOLATE CAKE SLICE. CAN YOU? 👀❤

A semi angsty story about a girl and a toaster strudel. All she wanted was her strudel, but things quickly turn on her. ~ Warning: this is a completely random story I wrote one night because a friend wanted me to write an angsty toaster strudel story. This was the best I could do under an hour. I liked it and decided I should share the story of the strudel with the rest of the world. Children, eat your strudels and, enjoy the story! Hope you like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

𝓛𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓭𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓗𝓸𝔀 𝓘'𝓶 𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓯𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓛𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓭𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓘'𝓶 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓪𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓛𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓭𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓘'𝓶 𝓽𝓻𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓾𝓹 𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓬𝓮 𝓫𝔂 𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓬𝓮 𝓛𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓭𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓘 𝓷𝓮𝓮𝓭 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮

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