Creamy Stories

yum yum in my tum... but don't eat too much, you'll get sick

A heartwarming story about a poor squirtle who could not swim

I'm way to lazy to write this man.

Kamikaze (Thai: กามิกาเซ่) stylized a kəmikəze is a Thai record label owned by RS Public Company Limited. It was founded in 2007 by Sutipong Wattanajung. The label focuses on young artists, ranging in age from 14 to 22, tapping into the underserved Thai market, where popular media, especially music, consists mostly of imports from South Korea, Japan and North America. Despite influences from these regions, most of these artists perform primarily or exclusively in the Thai language. Some of Kamikaze's artists have also served as media ambassadors to other nations, such as South Korea. Four-Mod, a successful female pop duo, was among the first artists signed to this label. The label's first major collaborative album release, Kamikaze, was met with success.

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I CAN NEVER RESIST MY TEMPTATION OF EATING A CADBURY CHOCOLATE CAKE SLICE. CAN YOU? 👀❤

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Different kinds of Brownie Recipes. -Rankings: #11 in Cocoa (10/09/18) #55 in #Baking (09/19/18) #1 Crunchy (03/25/19)

Hammy is a hamster who moved in a new home and doesn't fit in with the other hamsters because he is the smallest. The bigger hamsters always bully him and be mean to him. Find out what happens during the story.

If your familiar with the series The Mighty Boosh, or just the scaly man-fish of the sea with a vibrant blinding light coming from his mangina, this is a lovely tale for you. The story of Old Gregg looking for love and a piece of fuzzy-man-peach, and his addiction to Bailey's Irish Cream, mmm-creamy. You follow him through thick and thicker, from vagina to mangina. You can almost see the blinding light shining through the water. Even if you haven't had the pleasure of meeting Old Gregg you'll surely be hooked. (I LOST A BET, THIS IS THE RESULT) HIGHLY SEXUAL

Rodger's life cums to a change when a mysterious lady captures him and provides with immense pleasure.

To start, you'll need to soak the cashews. The best way to do this is overnight in the redrigerator, but if you're strapped for time use boiling water and soak for half an hour. When ready, drain and rinse well before use. Next, place the cubed potatoes in a microwave safe, shallow bowl and cover with saran wrap. Microwave for about 5 minutes, or until the potatoes are fork tender. Set aside until ready to use. Place all the soup base ingredients in a blender, including the soaked cashews and cooked potatoes. Blend on high for a couple minutes, until the mixture is silky smooth. Add additional water as needed to achieve your desired soup thickness or thinness. Transfer to a soup pot and heat on low, whisking occasionally. Now it's time to make the confit. Heat the oil in a small sauté pan over medium heat. Add the chopped mushrooms, celery, onion, and garlic and sauté for about 5 minutes, turning the heat to medium-high. When almost finished cooking, sprinkle in the salt and the liquid smoke, to taste. Stir well. The confit is done when the celery is somewhat softened. The mushrooms and onions should be cooked thoroughly. Serve a small piling of the confit in the middle of a hot bowl of the chowder.

sonic finds a bowl of steamy and creamy mac and cheese

This is the story of when two daddies meet each other. Read what happens next bro