UnderTheBookShelf
❝Hello, this is the Petal Search Helpline, how can I help you?❞
❝Uh, hi. I've just bought a plant, could you tell me what it is and how to care for it?❞
❝Of course; can you describe it?❞
❝It's green and small and has a lot of thorns- ow, it just pricked me, the bastard!❞
❝...❞
❝Hello?❞
❝Sir, that is a cactus.❞
A broke plant-clever girl creates a helpline to educate people on plant care.
There's only one caller;
a peppy, maybe slightly charming boy, who has a lot of questions and deems himself on art and bagels.
What could go wrong?
[COMPLETE 2018]
I wrote this when I was 14. Some parts are cringeworthy, you've been warned.