Dafuq Stories

So this is another meme book!! My first one was Gerard Way Tweets! Memes Included so definitely go check that out if you haven't already ;) Enjoy le book!

1986. El mundo no está luchando contra la amenaza Soviética, sino contra una plaga mucho más extraña y ruidosa: la invasión Skibidi Toilet. En un laboratorio secreto, iluminado por monitores CRT y alimentado por cintas magnéticas, el Dr. Voss (o Señor Voss) trabajaba contra reloj. Su obra maestra: el Titan Welderman, un coloso biónico enfundado en un casco de soldador y alimentado por una fuente de energía de fusión incipiente. Era la única respuesta de la Alianza para "soldar" la brecha entre la supervivencia y el desastre.

This is like my other book called "Teenager Posts" they're just some sayings that are funny. I'm also not good at summerys so don't judge me. And there not in order.

it's in the title

Stoopid. Very Stoopid. It's over 9000 level stoopid. Wow.

Abbie and Leondre was the bad girl and bad boy of the girl of the school, and they were best friends but they always hid the fact they had a crush on each other ...

The destiny of this world is up to your imagination :D

this is just some weird ass shit my sister says. idk anymore.

Jean Paul Luca is your average highs schooler. Plenty of 'friends', a loving mother and father, and a slightly overweight sister he hangs with sometimes. But what nobody, not even his best friend, knows this. He's gayer than a fresh titty. Then there's Blake Khors, cute little thing he is. Makes good grades, intends on staying as far away from Jean Paul and the pops as much as possible. But his cute little edgy punk - rock haircut, snake bites, and his worn out checkered converse this time, can't even save him now. There's just something that Jean Paul wants from this kid, and just can't seem to leave him alone. Even if it means losing everything.

This shit pisses me off, k?

Just some random crap Made by mwah! *WARNING* ●BAD GRAMMAR ●STUPID STUFF ●WILL PROBABLY CAUSE YOU TO SCREECH BECAUSE OF HOW STUPID IT IS ●MINOR CURSE WORDS LIKE 'CRAP' AND IF YOU CONSIDER 'DANG' A BAD WORD,THEN THAT IS THERE, TOO Thanks for reading~!

Juusttt random meh write de description lateerr

Lol these texts will make you laugh so hard you cry

There's an 80% chance that if you're 16 & older, you've already met the person you'll marry.

Der Titel sagt eigentlich alles.

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